Re: World Cup 2006
[quote=groffhibbitz]oh and don't even get me started on the commentators for the English speaking games in the US. Horrible. Maddening!!! I mean, Jesus Christ. First of all, they filter out all the crowd noise and pump up their voices, so you can't get any feeling for the atmosphere at the stadia. Then, they clearly have a little fact sheet with 3 'fun facts' about each player. And they fucking re-read them ad complete nasium. How many times do I need to hear about some Paraguay player calling David Beckham (or Michael Beckham, god) a coward? 1? No, I don't care about it. 2? Ok heard you the first time. 3? God, enough already. Then they put up a little 'country facts' thing about paraguay, with some useless info. Why didn't they put it up about England? I don't know their population either, neither does anyone in the US... But for some reason Americans won't know a thing about Paraguay so they need these 4 little facts? I doubt most people in America even know the population of THEIR OWN COUNTRY. Then, to top that off, the announcers read EXACTLY WHAT THEY JUST SHOWED ON THE SCREEN.. word for word!!
Then, they relate every last thing to the US, when the US isn't even playing!!! "Well, this world cup, for you fans at home, is in Germany"
"good point, and Monday we'll get to see the US star Landon Donovan play who played in Germany too"
"oh he's just great isn't he?" - NO he ISN'T! He's a little bitch who couldn't even cut it in the german league, because he didn't want to work for it!
Then all the analogies to basketball, football... baseball even!!! "They're posting him up, just like SHAQ would DO!! In the NBA! Shaq!"
And finally, information thatis just incorrect, or incomplete. Come on. "The Netherlands have Giovanni Von Bronkhorst, who played with Barcelona when they defeated Chelsea to win the Champions league" WTF??? I missed that game. Also, why not mention the other Barca player Von Bommel?? Or the fact that Van Persie played for Arsenal, the other team.... oh wait they already fucked that up... They could have at least said "and of course their teammate Robben plays for that chelsea team...
I'm sticking to the mexican station. I speak limited spanish, and the announcer busts a nut every time the ball gets within 25 yards of the goal, but at least I can get into the game.[/quote]
LOL @ that rant :lol:
I was already wondering how US commentators pulled it off when I saw the talent of the team...
"Hello viewers and welcome to the game of the... ermmm... blue team against the white... And we're off... ermmm number five passes the ball to number eight and... oh, hold on... what's this? A player in a yellow shirt stops the game... he must've realised he's wearing the wrong shirt and is bound to change clothes... Yes, I guess he did: he's holding up a yellow piece of paper to confirm his fashion fuck up..."
Can someone tell me how the US even MADE it to the world cup???