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Favorite movie quotes....

131 durable postsStarted 2004-11-20Latest 2010-12-09
#305193Post 41 of 131

best movie ever..

Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing. Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark. Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit. Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage? Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master. Vincent: Given a lot of 'em? Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'. Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage? Jules: Fuck you. Vincent: How many? Jules: Fuck you. Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired. Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

Marcellus: I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten. :shock:

and fabienne is the best

Butch: Will you hand me a towel, tulip? Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.

Butch: I think I have a broken rib. Fabienne: From giving me oral pleasure? :lol: :lol:

#305250Post 42 of 131

Renton: We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal! ->trainspotting

#305272Post 43 of 131

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

"In the words of the quiet Virgin Mary...come again?" - Snatch...can't recall the characters name right now though...

#305422Post 44 of 131

"U crazy man... i like u, but u crazy" - Old School -> stupid movie, stupid quote... but i laughed my ass off that one and use it quite a lot

#305439Post 45 of 131

[quote=Thorin]best movie ever..

Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing. :lol: :lol:[/quote]

Agree...

I would quote the entire movie... :lol:

"Don't Jimmy me" :wink:

#305466Post 46 of 131

BIG LEBOWSKI!!!! Scene from the bowling alley...

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

#305981Post 47 of 131

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

all from fear and loathing in las vegas.

Raoul Duke: You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

Raoul Duke: And that, I think, was the handle - -that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting - -on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - -the place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Raoul Duke: We are all wired into a survival trip now. No more of the speed that fueled that 60's. That was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip. He crashed around America selling "consciousness expansion" without ever giving a thought to the grim meat-hook realities that were lying in wait for all the people who took him seriously... All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought they could buy Peace and Understanding for three bucks a hit. But their loss and failure is ours too. What Leary took down with him was the central illusion of a whole life-style that he helped create... a generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old-mystic fallacy of the Acid Culture: the desperate assumption that somebody... or at least some force - is tending the light at the end of the tunnel.

pupl fiction Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

just the way he is saying it, shit gives me goosbumps.

#306008Post 48 of 131

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can" Tyler Durden, Fight Club

and once again "say hello to my little body"... Antonio Montana...

and.... "Grrraggggarrrgggrggr" Chewbacca... :lol:

#308581Post 49 of 131

From Robocop:

'Can you fly Bobby?' just before Clarence Boddicker chucks Bobby onto the police car(its Clarence's voice that cracks me up)

From Tango&Cash:

Stallone:-You know what I hate?

Russell:-What?

Stallone:-Litter!

(Whilst about a ton of paper is being thrown at them when they walk through the prison-the most cheesiest line in movie history,stallone's poor acting just adds to the hilarity!)

#308685Post 50 of 131

Vincent: I could blow

Jules: Oh, oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mother fucker, mother fucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. In fact, what the fuck am I doing on brain detail? That's it, we fuckin' switchin' -- I'm washin' windows, and you pickin' up this nigga's skull...

From Pulp Fiction

#313381Post 51 of 131

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

Also from the Big Lebowski:

"Careful man, I've got a beverage here!"

Dumb and Dumber(actually, it's the song playing when they show the front of the diner that Lloyd and Harry are sitting in):

"2 foot of buttcrack, was all I could see".

#313427Post 52 of 131

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

From the Movie Shaft with Samuel Jackson:

Hernandez sitting at the window and is eating his lunch. Shaft: Yor're enjoying the show? He takes a basketball from a guy and throw it up at hernandez head. Hernandez meal drops down on his expensive shirt. Shaft: Come on down Hernandez.

hahahahaha...this is so great.

#316507Post 53 of 131

Dirty Harry...

This is the Magnum .47. The most powerfull handgun in the world...

What do you think, punk?

Hahaha!! :D

-Psynce-

#320355Post 54 of 131

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

"Well you can DereLIQUE, my balls!" - Zoolander

"I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin motha fucker mother fuckerer! - Pulp Fiction (oh wait somebody down there already has it....ooops

"Keep the music down and the ravers inside, or all the love in the world won't stop me from busting your ass." - Groove

"People say you have paranoia, but you have the exact opposite of paranoia. You have the insane illusion that people like you." - Deconstructing Harry

"All the purity and strength went to Julius. All the leftover crap went to you." - Twins

"This time there won't be no quick knockdowns. I'm gonna torture him; I'm gonna crucify him, really bad." Mr. T in Rocky 3

"Show me your fucking cards!" Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"I wanna play a little game." - The Saw

I've seen things you people wouldn't even believe........all these moments lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." - Bladerunner

#320361Post 55 of 131

Napoleon Dynamite: "Do the Chickens Have Large Talons?" Farmer: "Huh?" Napoleon Dynamite: "The Chickens... Do they have large talons?" Farmer: "I dont think I understood a word you just said"

#321136Post 56 of 131

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

Airplane

"I guess I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue"

"To the tower, repunzel repunzel."

#321372Post 57 of 131

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"people shouldn't have beliefs, they should just have ideas"

-Dogma

#321675Post 58 of 131

"Fukin Cakarouches" -- Montana

#322103Post 59 of 131

'The sleeper must awaken' - Paul from the Movie DUNE.

#322549Post 60 of 131

"mark it 8 dude"

"Its the best..... I got it from a [i]negro[/i]"

"I wanted to go to tashi station to pick up some power convertors"

"Could you pass the maple syrup?"

"Call me Darth Balls.... BONNNNNGG!"

"Why are you being so slavish to the three question format"

"Wha'd you say about my mamma!?"

#323698Post 61 of 131

Tyron C. Love : Man it?s dynamite !! from Requiem for a Dream 8)

#323700Post 62 of 131

"look son womens are like beers": Homer Simpson (its not from a movie but its cool) :D

#323713Post 63 of 131

"get bizzy livin, or get bizzy dyin."

#324591Post 64 of 131

Al Pacino (Michael Corleone): My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Diane Keaton (Kay Adams): What was that? Al Pacino(Michael): Luca Brasi, held a gun to his head, and my father assured him, that either his brain or his signature would be on the contract.

Marlon Brando (Don Corleone): Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day

Both from The Godfather

#324756Post 65 of 131

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

you watched it on Spike TV last night huh?

#333726Post 66 of 131

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

"Why do you guys sit on your helmuts (while in the helicopter)?", response, " So, we don't get our balls blown off"

#336471Post 67 of 131

"This is a snake skin jacket. It is a symbol of my individuality, and belief, in personal freedom."

Nik Cage (Wild At Heart)

#336697Post 68 of 131

Bad Santa: "you aren't going to shit right for a week!"

#339686Post 69 of 131

"Honey, i?m home" Jack Nicholson....The shinning "Welcome to the real world" Morpheus....The Matrix "I?ll be back" Arnold S....Terminator "Free your mind" Morpheus to Neo

Om

#339689Post 70 of 131

"Al final, lo unico que importa es lo que uno ha hecho" or "At last, what only matters is qhat you have done" Collin Farrel...Alexander Magno

#341906Post 71 of 131

Way to many!!! Here are some from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear

Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Raoul Duke: You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

#341930Post 72 of 131

:mrgreen: that movie is fucking hilarous.....is a nonsense movie.....just drugs......

evade this.......trinity[matrix]......if i remember well :P :oops:

#348799Post 73 of 131

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

"It will get you stoned to the bejesusbelt" Bill Murray, Caddyshack

#348844Post 74 of 131

"Ass to Ass, Ass to Ass!!!" - Requiem for a Dream

#348874Post 75 of 131

"I'd Buy That For A Dollar !!"

-robocop

#353060Post 76 of 131

"Life Is Risk"

Sleepers (1995)

#355544Post 77 of 131

Name this quote from one of my favourite films of 2004.........

"It's 60% effective, everytime!"

:roll: :?: :!:

#355852Post 78 of 131

"I've got such nice blue paper to print you out on, if you'll just sit still..." Tron :mrgreen:

#355853Post 79 of 131

"To be or not to be...not to be." Arnie in last Action Hero.

#356952Post 80 of 131

Man, "Full Metal Jacket" is a quote-fest :

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people fuck.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

But my favourite is this one :

Private Joker: Leonard, if Hartman finds us here, we'll be in a world of shit. Private Gomer Pyle: I am... in a world... of shit.

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