[ms] · Est. May 2002
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"I'm so terrific I have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE."
"So many assholes... So few bullets... "
"I coulda been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up, they fish, they sell fish, they smelt fish. Reminds me of this girl I used to go with, Yvonne, she smelled like fish"
Andrew Dice Clay from The Adventures of Ford Fairlane :RockOn: :RockOn:
BTW,
Does anyone know where the 'little fluffy clouds' sample is taken from, and who says the lines?
[quote=Thorin]best movie ever..
Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing. Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark. Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit. Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage? Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master. Vincent: Given a lot of 'em? Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'. Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage? Jules: Fuck you. Vincent: How many? Jules: Fuck you. Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired. Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.
Marcellus: I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten. :shock:
and fabienne is the best
Butch: Will you hand me a towel, tulip? Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.
Butch: I think I have a broken rib. Fabienne: From giving me oral pleasure? :lol: :lol:[/quote]
Stole my thunder...
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"Catch you fuckers at a bad time?" Blade
I'm the dude Lebowski
"Hey Pete man watch out for your cornhole" Office Space
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"Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any." -Jim Young [i](Boiler Room)[/i]
"Notorious B.I.G. said it best: Either your slinging crack rock, or you got a wicked jump shot.' Nobody wants to work for it anybore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack rock. I became a stock broker." - Boiler Room
and the dopest... how friggen cool would it be if your boss went and told you this
"If you become an employee of this firm, you will make your first million within three years. Okay? I'm gonna repeat that. You will make a million dollars within three years of your first day of employment at J.T. Marlin. There is no question as to whether or not you'll become a millionaire working here. The only question is how many times over." - Boiler Room
Boiler Room is a sick movie, anyone who hasnt yet should go out and buy it/ rent it.
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gotta go with Raising Arizona:
Cellmate: ...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand. H.I.: You ate what? Cellmate: We ate sand. [pause] H.I.: You ate SAND? Cellmate: That's right!
Parole Board Member #1: They've got a name for people like you H.I. That name is called "recidivism." Parole Board Member #2: Repeat offender! Parole Board Member #1: Not a pretty name, is it H.I.? H.I.: No sir. That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me anymore. Parole Board Member #1: You're not just telling us what we want to hear? H.I.: No sir, no way. Parole Board Member #2: 'Cause we just want to hear the truth. H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear. Parole Board Member #1: Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that? H.I.: Yes, sir. Parole Board Member #1: Okay, then.
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AIRPLANE:
Jiveman1: Sheeeet. Man, that honky mus' be messin' wit my old lady. Got to be runnin' col' upside down his head!
Jiveman2: Hey Home, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!
Jiveman1: I say 'hey' Sky. Sm' others say I won' say. I pray to J I get the same o' same o'.
Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray man is back. Got performin' us down. No, I take TCBein' man'.
Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: "See a broad dat giv' dat boody action."
Jiveman2: "Lay'em down an' smack 'em yack 'em."
Jiveman1: Col' got to be! You know!
Both: Sheeeeeeet!
Holden: You're in a desert, walking along when - Leon: What one? Holden: What? Leon: What desert? Holden: Doesn't matter what desert it is, it's completely hypothetical. Leon: Well, how come I'd be there? Holden: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you just wanted to get away from it all. Anyway. You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and you see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you. Leon: What's a tortoise? Holden: You know what a turtle is? Leon: 'Course! Holden: Same thing. So you reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon. Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you? Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Leon: What do you mean, I'm not helping? Holden: I mean you're not helping, Leon.
bladerunner
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John Merrick: I am not an animal! I am a human being! I...am...a man!
the elephant man
Mia: Don't you hate that? Vincent: What? Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable? Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question. Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
Vincent Vega: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fuckin' red. It could blow. Jules: Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow? Vincent Vega: I could blow. Jules: Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T", I'm the "GUNS OF THE NAVARONE". In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull.
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We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
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Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car... and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?
HI THERE. MY NAME... AH, RAOUL DUKE... ON... ON THAT LIST, THAT'S FOR SURE. FREE LUNCH, FINAL WISDOM, TOTAL COVERAGE... WHY NOT? I HAVE MY ATTORNEY WITH ME, AND I REALIZE OF COURSE... ... THAT HIS NAME IS NOT ON THE LIST, BUT WE MUST HAVE THAT SUITE. YES. JUST CHECK THE LIST AND YOU'LL SEE. DON'T WORRY. WHAT'S THE SCORE HERE? WHAT'S NEXT?
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Some of my favourites are:
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." Casablanca
"Rosebud" Citizen Kane
"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya." LS and 2SB
"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off." - Snatch
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May the Schwarz be with you! Yoghurt - Space Balls
Everything is my business!! God - Acid House
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"They're break-dance fighting." - Zoolander "Life is like a box of chocolates..." - Forrest Gump "May the force be with you" - Stars Wars
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" You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, 'That's the bad guy.' "
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"Holden: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother. Leon: My mother? Holden: Yeah. Leon: Let me tell you about my mother. [Shoots him]" :lol:
and for No 1:
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhduser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain. Time to die."
Both from Blade Runner
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Ghostbusters - when they are in jail and reviewing the blueprints of the apartment building Dana lived in.
"the architect was either an aesthetic genius or a pathetic wacko."
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Say Hello to my little Friend!!! Show me the money!! and of course:
I'll be back!!
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"Shut the fuck up Donnie!" Big Lebowskie
" Thats right! Noone messes with da Jesus! Big Lebowskie
"The women will instinctively flock to me like the salmond of Capistrano!" Dumb and Dumber
" Game over Man .......Game over!" Hudson on Aliens
" I got two guns..... one for the each of ya" Tombstone
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You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.
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you see, sicilians are niggers man.
dennis hopper. true romance
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Why do i gotta be Mr Pink? Coz yer a fuckin faggot!! - Reservoir Dogs
When yo drove past here just now did you see the sign saying nigger storage?
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dumb & dumber: "i don't know, lloyd, the french are assholes..."
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"I left it noisy, that way it scares any pain-in-the-ass innocent bystanders away" -The Godfather
"Of course it's a good idea!" -God, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Di-ah-go, which of course in German means 'a whale's vagina.'" --Anchorman
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"English MotherFucker. Do you speak it!" - Pulp Fiction (obviously)
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
"Life is like a wheel, Good times follow bad, as bad times follow good" - 24 hour party people
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sorry my last quote was incomplete, this is the full version "It's my belief that history is a wheel. 'Inconstancy is my very essence,' says the wheel. Rise up on my spokes if you like but don't complain when you're cast back down into the depths. Good time pass away, but then so do the bad. Mutability is our tragedy, but it's also our hope. The worst of time, like the best, are always passing away."
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""this is about as useful as a cock flavored lolipop"" rip torn- dodgeball.
""big gulps?? huh........alirght guys cya later ""-- dumb n dumber.
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not realy a film but .a t.v. series POLICE leslie neilsen " was he shot" phorensic guy " yes or ran into a levitating bullet at 400mph"
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man, i had those episodes on VHS , every one of them, then some asshole stole them from my dorm room in college.... also, he stole my tapes of ""The state"", which had nearly every episode.... :?
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"You look like walrus shit.."
"Time for you to find a wife, I think the sheep have had enough"
Both from Beowulf and Grendel with Gerrard Butler and Sarah Polley. Fucking hilariously amazing film that should be out later this year.
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"Ahoy paloi, where'd you just come from - a Scotch ad?" Caddyshack
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"A bullet sounds the same in every language" Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story
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I see dead people :P
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'Clarence....No!!!!!!'
'Can you fly Bobby?'
Listen to me...........listen to me you fuck! I work for Dick Jones........he's the head guy at OCP.........OCP runs the cops.......you're a cop'
'Can you do that dad?'
'Does it hurt....does it hurt?
'I know you....we killed you....we killed you godammit'
All from Robocop. Excellent film
'They must think the sun shines out of your arse sonny jim'
Life of Brian
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"I'm your huckleberry."
Tombstone
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[QUOTE]A man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one cock, he's a cock sucker not a bridge builder. [/QUOTE]
Play It To The Bone
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I do, it's at the corner of get a map and fuck off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide.
The hangover
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Many of you are wondering about my pants. Well they ran out of material just before they got to the knee. So don't gimme any shit.