This may have been a topic before, but I thought I'd start it anyway....

My favorite is from Dumb and Dumber....

"We've got no food, we've got no jobs....our pets heads are falling off!!!" :lol:

"Aaahh... I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Apocallypse now.

You know this is the only one that counts...

"The weekend has landed. All that exists now is pubs, clubs, drugs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world man. I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle."

[i]Human Traffic[/i]

:D

"God damn, i said GOD DAMN"

*Uma Thurman - PulpFiction

:RockOn:

[quote=mixu]You know this is the only one that counts...

"The weekend has landed. All that exists now is pubs, clubs, drugs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world man. I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle."

[i]Human Traffic[/i]

:D[/quote]

"nice one bruva!!"....also from Human Traffic... :wink:

Self improvement is Masturbation. Now Self-Dustruction.......

Fight Club.

"YOU MA BOY BLUE!" - Old School

DUDE: Man, if my ex wife asked me to watch her dog while she amd her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself.

WALTER: First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. Second of all, this is a fucking show dog, with fucking papers. You can't board it; it's hair falls out.. :lol:

"This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time." - Fight Club

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. (Brick Top)

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off. (Bullet Tooth Tony)

both from Snatch (Guy Ritchie)

"No time for love Dr. Jones" - Clerks

"Killer boots man!" - Dumb & Dumber

"Butternuts!" - Half Baked

"He was a funny lookin' guy" - Fargo

The one that I use the most and constantly confuse my 2 year old is "There's no crying in baseball"

"They're break-dance fighting." - Zoolander

"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills..." - Napoleon Dynamite

"Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it." - Fast Times At Ridgemont High

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." - Dazed and Confused

"What the fuck's a frush?" - Revenge of the Nerds

" NOW YOU STOP LAUGHIN RIGHT MEOW!! "

• SuperTroopers

" First you jab the knife in the throat. When you feel your victims spine, rip the blade to the right. Make sure you cut the two coronary arteries. "

• Bullet

" I got the tarzan and jane of jungle just swingin on the vine this mornin mate "

• Human Traffic

fuckit theres so many ............ :x

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!" -marla singer (fight club again)

"Say Hello to my little friend!!" -anthony montana (you can guess the movie)

"well man, thats just like your opinion man." -the dude (the big lebowski)

there really is too many to name 'em all. the marla singer one has always been a favorite. SLUT!

"Ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back :Naughty:

"advertising has us chasing cars and clothes. working jobs we hate, to buy shit we don't need" ~ fight club

this quote was actually included only in the movie, and not the book itself.

:idea: consumerism in a nutshell

"Marijuana's not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke" - Half Baked

[quote=skahound]"Marijuana's not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke" - Half Baked[/quote]

funny... im actually in the process of writing an essay on the significance of marijuana withdrawal syndrome.

'That's all this country needs, another cock in a frock on a rock.' - Prescilla Queen of the Desert

"Tell you mom to cook me spaghetti while I hook up with your sister." Arnold from "Pumping Iron

Carlito: "You think you're big time? You gonna die big time!"

Carlito's Way :RockOn:

'and you, u little shithead your staying here!'

Ripley

Don't p!ss down my back and tell me it's raining

• Outlaw Josey Wales

You're entering a World of Pain

• The Big Lebowski (every line is great!!)

I'd forgotten what your eyes looked like .... p!ss-holes in the snow.

• Get Carter

Stick to the road, keep off the moors, beware the moon

• American Werewolf in London

You've got to be f$%^ing kidding..

• The Thing

"Pagoda, where's my Javelina"

Royal Tenenbaums

"Abba-Zabba, you my only friend"

Half Baked

"You take drugs Danny?" "Everyday sir"

Caddyshack

Golfer: "I guess you know alot about golf huh?"

Snoop: "I know even more about grass...!"

Caddie scene in Starsky & Hutch funny ass move

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

You say this was indo? Smell like outdo. -Friday

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

-are you talking to me?-

taxy driver-

"Life is like a box of chocolates..."

Forrest Gump :Naughty:

(Jack Nicholson is the OCD writer, answering a receptionist's question about how he was able to understand and portray women as well as he did)

"I take a man, and take away common sense and accountability"

(As Good as it Gets)

Reservoir dogs:"We are supposed to act like fucking professionals, if they get you they get me and that can't happen!"

Wall Street Michael Douglas: "if you want a friend, get a dog"

Al Pacino: Scent of a woman: "I'll tell you out of order"

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

when sean connery slaps the bird on the ass in Goldfinger in front of felix, saying "run along now, mantalk!"

"I'm a great believer in the philosophy of a ruling class... especially since I rule" - Clerks 8)

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

"" big gulps huh, alright guys,............CYA LATER!"""

"The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed? " :shock:

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

"Where would Tiny Turner be if she'd rolled over and said 'Hit me again, Ike. And put some stank on it.'? Rollin' on the river, that's where she'd be. But she's beyond Thunderdome because she decided to send a message. 'Wake up, sisters, there's no such thing as a weaker sex!"

jim carey in "liar liar"

"tell them i'm comin' and hells comin with me" - from wyatt earp.

"Is it dead?" (Rocco shot his girlfriends cat to shit, which is spread all over the wall now) - Boondock Saints

"Did anyone see you? - It was in the middle of the Lakeview, I might just as well have gone around posting flyers!" (Rocco shoots his former co-mafiosi in diner) - Boondock Saints.

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

"FUCK GASPAR GOMEZ, AND FUCK THE FUCKIN' DIAZ BROTHERS! FUCK'EM ALL! I BURY THOSE COCK-A-ROACHES!"

• Tony to Frank (Al Pacino in Scarface)

"What we have here is a failure to communicate"

• Cool Hand Luke

"Arrggh! Shit! I've been shot!" , "I don't fucking believe this. Will everyone please stop getting shot!"

• Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Re: Favorite movie quotes....

Oh shit - there are so many of them

"Now you listen here! He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! Now go away!" "Fuck off!" , "How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?"

• Both from Monty Python's The Life of Brian