We thank you for your wise words oh Sex Guru :Respect:

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

Throw a piece of steak in their ass and they'll do anything you want.

[quote=urbandictionary.com]1. [b][url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob&r=f]noob[/url][/b]

Shortened form of "newbie," the most hilarious insult ever invented, in which a person who uses a computer game too much is ridiculing one who does not, for being "new" at the game, which of course they once were. [b]Generally speaking, the speaker of this "insult" is one who should be on the receiving end of most insults.[/b] [/quote]

:CrackUp:

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

[quote=beanzncheez][quote=Mr.Big]I always thought that women had a pee pee just like us. Then I met someone besides my mother. I think women should have a penis like us. It makes them look cool.[/quote]:ROFLMAO:[/quote]

yes....indeed...

ok so who the Fuk is beanzn cheez then? excuse my ignorance

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

My mum asked me the other week if me and my girlfriend ever argue... I said only when we she was being irrational. "She's not being irrational," she said. "She has a different way of expressing herself." "Yes, of course." I said.

[quote=Mr.Big]ok so who the Fuk is beanzn cheez then? excuse my ignorance[/quote]

:lol:

LOL @ Mixu

Beanz = Jesus Christ. He can be funny, he's definitely rude, but somehow he never seems to make any sense. Love him or hate im. Or ignore him. :mrgreen:

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

As I've said before, Jesus was my wife. Just not as hairy and she's not a moor like he was but her ass sure is one fine buffet. :Anal:

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

girls still made out of woman. thats all. :shock:

:CrackUp:

Women may be like that at times, but so can we all. I try my hardest to keep patient, try to understand what she wants, and if i cant figure that out. ask. Keeping communication of everything is essential, knowing eachother problems, whether they involve you or not. You cant be judgemental when you speak to her either, it'll just aggrevate the situation. I dont mean to sound like I got it all figured out, I feel mad crazy some times, over dumb shit most of the time. These are just parts to what i tihnk a relationship is partly made of, and what have made my own life better.

btw alex..whatever you are doing, if its being flirty or idk giggin on the corner, just imagine if your gf was doing it, and see how you feel.

[quote=Mr.Big]ok so who the Fuk is beanzn cheez then? excuse my ignorance[/quote] :CrackUp: :AssKicki: :youdork: stop before before your even further behind.

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

Punch her in the back of the neck. If she questions it, punch her in the face. Ask her which one she likes better and your problem is solved. ;)

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

porque mujer que no chinga es hombre!!!

No entiendo ni un caracho, english pleaz!

[quote=Marimba]after reading all the stuff that you think about woman...now i can understand why we have just a few girls in the MS[/quote]

Too true!!!

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

[quote=buzztim]don't trust anything that bleeds for 4 days straight and doesn't die.[/quote]

whatever, tim, do you remember that time you called me freaking out because you'd just taken a nine-inch cock up your poop shoot and blew out your o-ring?

:Anal: :Anal:

talk about the bloody flux!

:twisted:

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

[quote=mixu]My mum asked me the other week if me and my girlfriend ever argue... I said only when we she was being irrational. "She's not being irrational," she said. "She has a different way of expressing herself." "Yes, of course." I said.[/quote]

smart mom!

like infusion said.... girls can be cruel hahaha

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[quote=undrgrndwmn][quote=buzztim]don't trust anything that bleeds for 4 days straight and doesn't die.[/quote]

whatever, tim, do you remember that time you called me freaking out because you'd just taken a nine-inch cock up your poop shoot and blew out your o-ring?
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a little too much information and a bit disturbing... how'd the wifey take the news of that, tim? :P

I'm hip with the HIV

:shock:

Just got this email... :lol:

[quote] I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" What every boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, Let's go to the cashier".

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!"

I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not getting any tonight either. [/quote]

[quote=Garrick]thread of the year, imo.

the bigger asshole you are, the more they like you.... go figure. :roll:[/quote]

so fucking true. i dont get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never try to understand a women they're fucked of the head.

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

they are all the same, that's why we love them

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

I would have to agree with GIRLS being the word that creates the problem!

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

you are a year late and a thousand dollars short.

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j/k tracy. nice to see you dancin around the board again. :lol:

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

[quote=beanzncheez]Throw a piece of steak in their ass and they'll do anything you want.[/quote]

:lol: does anyone else miss this infamous muppet??? ^^^^^^^^^^

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

i believe u can still find beanz on soulseek :)

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

mm... im not sure why they act like they do, maybe they think its better to say sorry than sayin "may i? "... the fact is that the moment you try to get away from them, is the moment you want to go back to them. :unsure:

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[quote=Corven]i believe u can still find beanz on soulseek :)[/quote]

:lol: is he in the ms chatroom on there?

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please stop reminiscing about beanz. it's annoying.

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[quote=hulkhuss]:lol: is he in the ms chatroom on there?[/quote] last i checked he was still there

[quote=picklemonkey]please stop reminiscing about beanz. it's annoying.[/quote] sounds like someone's jealous :)

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^^^^^^^^^ kool thanks [quote=picklemonkey]please stop reminiscing about beanz. it's annoying.[/quote]

why u jealous of him?:not me:

Corven beat me to the punch!

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no i'm not jealous. i'm annoyed. if you miss beanz so much, go see him on mercuryengine or slsk... otherwise let it go

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[QUOTE]|MercuryBitches Moderator[/QUOTE]

hahaha. now it makes all sense. ;)