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Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

126 durable postsStarted 2005-01-25Latest 2006-02-15
#562672Post 121 of 126

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

;)

#562674Post 122 of 126

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

who gives a fuck about beanz......loser

we should change this thread to who misses beanz and wants him to talk dirty to you

#562684Post 123 of 126

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

lol naw f-him i am glad he was banned! ;)

#562699Post 124 of 126

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

what ever happened to jesus christ

i got into it with that fuckface 2

#566432Post 125 of 126

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

[FONT=Arial]DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish................................49. Adventurous........................Slept with everyone. Athletic..............................No breasts. Average looking....................Moooo. Beautiful...............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure................On medication. Feminist...............................Fat. Free spirit............................Junkie. Friendship first......................Former slut. New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned......................No BJs. Open-minded.......................Desperate. Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional.........................Bitch. Voluptuous..........................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

  1. Yes = No
  2. No = Yes
  3. Maybe = No
  4. We need = I want
  5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
  6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
  7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
  8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
  9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
  10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

  1. I am hungry = I am hungry
  2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
  3. I am tired = I am tired
  4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
  5. I love you = Let's have sex now
  6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
  7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
  8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
  9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
  10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
  11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.[/FONT]
#566458Post 126 of 126

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

^^^^^^^^^^ classic

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