Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

yes women can be crazy :lol:

but, great women do exist :!:

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

women can be evil at times.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

don't trust anything that bleeds for 4 days straight and doesn't die.

After being after one for about 2 years and finally getting over that, I just decided not to try and understand them anymore. Just be me, with my rude and bad and sexist jokes, cigar smoking and occasional drinking (Whisky, to the limit and over it).

"There's 2 things in life: women and whisky, and both will fuck you up. You just gotta hope the whisky fucks you up before the women do." :drink:

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

[quote=buzztim]don't trust anything that bleeds for 4 days straight and doesn't die.[/quote]

what movie is that from? I saw it recently, but it doesn't come to mind... :?

i think South Park.... Mr. Garrison i recall!

^ south park, 100% positive.

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

thanks!

south park stole it from something else. Bill Hicks maybe. or some older movie, damnit, its on the tip of my tongue..... :oops:

no that?s the dick from Garrick. :mrgreen:

1 clever point awarded to Tom.

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

it's been my experience that women know they're crazy! they just need a man to help them calm the voices in their heads, along with all the insecurities and self confidence issues!!

I don't get it, i don't have any problems with women. except it's somethimes hard to keep them away when you don't want them around but that's about it.

So, almost everyone agree that it`s hard to understand, we can find a lot of reasons.

Other peoples girfriends are the best.

MJs woman was good, but fook she can;t cook.

b*tches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

[quote=Mr.Big]random thread...em yeah man there difficult most of the time but hey there good for some things are'nt they 8)[/quote]

That is pretty much the only reason to keep them around most of the time. unless you get into some crazy butt action. I think I wil pass.

[quote=drthundr]b*tches ain't shit but hoes and tricks[/quote]

Hey I'd be upset too if my dick was so small that it only required the use of my thumb and index finger to jerk off....but please don't take it out on us girls... :Asshole:

NICE!!! :lol:

That avatar from drthundr goes exactly with what he said...

[img]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/images/avatars/68905352941e6b26a0000f.jpg[/img]

[quote]b*tches ain't shit but hoes and tricks[/quote]

What a match.

give them some :RockOn:

Love you girl and she will fuck ya ...fuck your girl and she will love ya

blah.. my fiance is really pissing me off. :selfish: :blah: :LoveYou: :Down:

[quote=Yao]That avatar from drthundr goes exactly with what he said...

[img]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/images/avatars/68905352941e6b26a0000f.jpg[/img]

[quote]b*tches ain't shit but hoes and tricks[/quote]

What a match.[/quote]

No way, Borat would be all, "Yes but in America, woman cannot vote. In Khazakstan we say there is man..then..horse...then dog..then rat...then woman"

[quote=superEGO72]blah.. my fiance is really pissing me off. :selfish: :blah: :LoveYou: :Down:[/quote] wedding planning?

[quote=rubyraks][quote=superEGO72]blah.. my fiance is really pissing me off. :selfish: :blah: :LoveYou: :Down:[/quote] wedding planning?[/quote]

you know.. the usual stuff.. wedding planning.. forgetting to tell about cheating on me a few months ago...

[quote=Dzone]Love you girl and she will fuck ya ...fuck your girl and she will love ya[/quote] :Respect: :ROFLMAO:

edit this is a meaningless post, sinec the one above mine was deleted.

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

the dude that hangs back, gets all the girls. no chick wants to be pursued, it's a lie, they want to pursue. once that ends so does the excitement.

women...

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

If you have a problem handling women then you should've stopped sucking on your mom's tits before your first birthday. Do what most men do, hit them. It's the only way that they can learn anything as well as be taught how to be civilized. If you don't hit your woman then she'll never learn her role in life: to serve man.

Which mosque you been visiting lately Beanz? :wink:

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[quote=beanzncheez]If you have a problem handling women then you should've stopped sucking on your mom's tits before your first birthday. Do what most men do, hit them. It's the only way that they can learn anything as well as be taught how to be civilized. If you don't hit your woman then she'll never learn her role in life: to serve man.[/quote]

shut it Noob.. :roll:

this topic should read

"why are girls so difficult all the time!"

my advice dont try to understand them, because its not possible :wink:

[quote=superEGO72] wedding planning.. forgetting to tell about cheating on me a few months ago...[/quote]

and ur still getting married :roll:

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[quote=Mr.Big]I always thought that women had a pee pee just like us. Then I met someone besides my mother. I think women should have a penis like us. It makes them look cool.[/quote]:ROFLMAO:

[quote=superEGO72][quote=rubyraks][quote=superEGO72]blah.. my fiance is really pissing me off. :selfish: :blah: :LoveYou: :Down:[/quote] wedding planning?[/quote]

you know.. the usual stuff.. wedding planning.. forgetting to tell about cheating on me a few months ago...[/quote]

Kick her to the curb. Seriously.

[quote=Cock_Zen]Kick her to the curb. Seriously.[/quote]It's not her fault that he can't keep her inline. I think the problem lies within him. ;)

[quote=skahound][quote=Civic_Zen]And one of my best with a whale of a female who has the worst personality. I just don't get that one..[/quote] He's with her because of a few reasons:

1.) He has low self-esteem. 2.) She obviously knows how to cook. 3.) Fat chicks are usually dirty sluts. They'll do anything you ask/tell because they need lovin' too.[/quote]

It isn't about fat chicks = dirty sluts, thin and beautiful chicks = not that dirty...

The secret is to know how to make 'em hot, once you really know how to do that... believe me, they'll do everything you want, and even they could ask to do to you whatever you want them to (INFUSION DIXIT, LOL!). You don't have to ask, just make them horny; you need a lot of imagination, be creative, and get laid! :P