It's so dificult to understand that may be you can be attracted by many :?: Why do they have to get mad most of the times :?: I?ll better work on my relax !!! :roll:
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Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?
126 durable postsStarted 2005-01-25Latest 2006-02-15
Qual es tu problema?
random thread...em yeah man there difficult most of the time but hey there good for some things are'nt they 8)
I don?t have that problem, they have....
What problem is it that they have? That you're a gigolo?
thread of the year, imo.
the bigger asshole you are, the more they like you.... go figure. :roll:
you've heard of the female menstral cycle? a little thing i like to call "the drip"
thats why.
i like to think of the drip coming from snow actually. now i cant think of it that way anymore. damn you.
[quote]I have the pussy so i make the rules[/quote]
[quote=DreamGirlie]i like to think of the drip coming from snow actually. now i cant think of it that way anymore. damn you.[/quote]
que?
Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?
I have to agree with the concensus here....including "the drip" :o which can be fatal....
It definitely seems that girls have this mysterious attraction to assholes...maybe it has something to do with that line from "Team America" (There are d__cks, assholes, and pussies....)
You know ...the one where Gary says pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes!
Just a thought,
you might be on to something. great speech by gary btw. i laughed so hard the first time i heard it.
stop calling them 'girls' that may help??
[quote=skahound]What problem is it that they have? That you're a gigolo?[/quote]
May be... something like that, not exactly, but thats the idea
[quote=Huggie Smiles]stop calling them 'girls' that may help??[/quote]
lol, sorry ....chicks :P
[quote=palmer][quote=DreamGirlie]i like to think of the drip coming from snow actually. now i cant think of it that way anymore. damn you.[/quote]
que?[/quote]
think.
Yea that was the best.
As for Women. Well I find that they are best at sabotaging relationships. Who else here hates their friends gf?? One of my best friends has the most annoying, fat, childish whale of a gf. I mean, he is like 6'3" and 185 lbs and she is like 5'9 250 lbs. None of his friends like her, his family hates her, and yet she is still there. Manipulative b!tch on wheels.
she must give good head.
my thoughts exactly. a whale that swallows is somewhat of a keeper.
I can tell I'm getting old now, all my friends are settling down around me. And one of my best with a whale of a female who has the worst personality. I just don't get that one. Oh well, they are all leaving me for women. Guess its time to find some new friends, or one of my own to settle down with so I can ignore them too (yea right).
[quote=Civic_Zen]And one of my best with a whale of a female who has the worst personality. I just don't get that one..[/quote] He's with her because of a few reasons:
1.) He has low self-esteem. 2.) She obviously knows how to cook. 3.) Fat chicks are usually dirty sluts. They'll do anything you ask/tell because they need lovin' too.
[quote=skahound] 1.) He has low self-esteem. 2.) She obviously knows how to cook. 3.) Fat chicks are usually dirty sluts. They'll do anything you ask/tell because they need lovin' too.[/quote]
AMAZING. sheer brillliance 8)
for a shit stuffing girly man, skatty mchoolihan sure knows a a lot about fatty's.
ride the wave.
[quote=Jibgolly]for a shit stuffing girly man, skatty mchoolihan sure knows a a lot about fatty's.[/quote] I've had my not-so-proud moments being the 'wing man', taking one for the team, being so drunk you pass out and wake up next to a transvestite that looks like he's had his face painted by Bob Ross - whatever you want to call it.
lol, i woke up on new years day with someone else's pants on and had no idea who the gal was...............................................................
"AND I RAAAAANN, I RAN SO FAR AWAY"
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
dont laugh at that, laugh at the fact that it took me almost 20 minutes of walking around the neighborhood to realize i was near a train station. (i went out in NYC, woke up in massapequa long island--about 45 minutes away) god bless ketal one.
[quote=Jibgolly]you've heard of the female menstral cycle? a little thing i like to call "the drip"
thats why.[/quote] :lol:
Women suck :!:
"Fat girls need love too, except they have to pay" - Quadmire, Family Guy
Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?
Yeah, this one time I went out in Austin and woke up in my dad's front lawn in houston...so, I dunno what the fuck happened that night. And the other night I went to this party where there was like 100 people, and I didn't know anyone there except my friend scott. He told me that some guy accidentally racked me. When he tried to apologize to me, I told him that it was NOT okay and that he needed to tell everyone to leave the party. So, somehow he got everyone to leave the party just because he racked me...everybody was like, "Aw man, why are we leaving" and he was all, "I dunno just go"...I dunno what kind of mindset I was in when i asked him to do that. But I know it was the result of a full box of Franzia wine I polished off ( :( ).
Also, I got arrested like 3 months ago when i threw a bottle through the back of a car (drunk, dont remember...people said i wasn't trying to hit the car) then i climbed in to get the fucking bottle and passed out in the back seat....where the police swifly apprehended me. And then I woke up in jail...but it looked like prison. So I thought I had blacked out so bad that I woke up like a week later. That was a fucked up night.
I've never really done a drunken-sex escapade that I regretted. I usually resist the effects of beer-goggles (although i think jack daniels-goggles are harder to deal with). But us guys, we have some built in mechanisms to stop us from getting in trouble...like whiskey-dick...sometimes that motherfucker just won't cooperate with you, will it? Other times it's like, "Hey buddy, lets see if you can go for 6 hours"...I think those are the times when guys pass out during sex (which would be quite embarassing but kinda funny). Also, the whole aiming factor comes into play. Anyway, I'm almost done with work and then I'm off to start drinking for this weekly house show at Firehouse in Austin. Who's gonna get fuckered up with me at WMC?
^ if your friends told you that you weren't aiming for the car, they were obviously there. why did they let you pass out in someone's car and leave you? you need new friends. and what does this have to do with women? :?
PS - glad to see austin has something going on again. i've heard its been dead for some time.
Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?
It wasn't my friends that told me...it was the witnesses that told the police...and then my lawyer got the police report and went over it with me...and everything has everything to do with women.
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don't get me wrong...I love women...but I believe they're all born with a chemical imbalance...some just worse than others....
They seem to be good at some things. Like clogging your toilet with tampax so that you have to dig the sh!t out after trying to plunge the fu<ker for an hour.
I just read this thread on a bad day, women have been getting to me lately. I need to become the type that screw's them and leave's them, because I don't want to have anything else to do with them. Until the next time they fu<k me over or clog my toilet that is. :x
Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?
[quote=bedrizzock]It wasn't my friends that told me...it was the witnesses that told the police...and then my lawyer got the police report and went over it with me...and everything has everything to do with women.[/quote]
gotcha... sounds like you need to stop drinking when you have a female issue, then :)
or birds over here in england
after reading all the stuff that you think about woman...now i can understand why we have just a few girls in the MS
Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?
women are evil :evil:
Women are crazy and men are crazy (unfortunately in totally different ways) and as soon as both could recognize this then we'll all get along. :D
Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?
[quote=bedrizzock]Yeah, this one time I went out in Austin and woke up in my dad's front lawn in houston... etc...... [/quote]
this dude knows how to party! ..count me in
[quote]don't get me wrong...I love women...but I believe they're all born with a chemical imbalance...some just worse than others....[/quote]
true its a matter of finding the least imbalanced one... mine is way of the charts..she drives me completely insane ..75 % of the time i cant stand her ..but she puts up with my shit so i keep her around....