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Fucking great stuff mate...keep 'em coming! :)
[ms] · Est. May 2002
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Fucking great stuff mate...keep 'em coming! :)
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Are you actually writing these yourself Shosh?
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[quote=w0e & cri5is;631090]shosh caught chuck norris maphaxfapping his epeen then dealt him all jokers in a no limit holdem' tourney. s ftw !1one1 .. the dhar cocksmacked vin diesel ?
wtfbarbecue![/quote]
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[quote=threehills;631146]Are you actually writing these yourself Shosh?[/quote]
haha no, i wont take credit for them
[quote=Dhar_2;631085]shosh i need to take you out sometime!!![/quote]
oh hell no :D
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Greetings my sons,
My name is Jesus, and I love every single one of you. All of you are beautiful, intelligent people who spend every second of their day looked upon by the Father above. You are everything righteous in the world. Honestly, have any of you even committed a sin? I mean, I guess it's virtuous making war on people because of their heresy, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than going door-to-door to tell others the Good News.
Don't be a stranger. Just come unto me with your arms open. I'm pretty much perfect. I have a multitude of followers, and am the son of God. What books do you read, other than "The Bible"? I also got resurrected, and have a banging hot virgin mother (She just praised me; Shit was SO humble). You are all Christ-warriors who should just spread the Good Word. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my lamb
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[quote=shosh;630570][INDENT][IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e0/OrigCash.jpg[/IMG] [/INDENT][/quote]
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^^^ [IMG]http://bp0.blogger.com/_ogyWXNsKt3I/Rww_Jt20i2I/AAAAAAAAAYI/nXnpt88i8GM/s400/Neo_Whoa.jpg[/IMG]
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^^^
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[quote=shosh;630902][IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/f/fc/Mahmoud_cash.jpg/180px-Mahmoud_cash.jpg[/IMG]
Hey Infidels, My name is Mahmoud, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded Americans who spend every second of their day blaspheming the will of Allah. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not kissed off to the Israeli lobby? I mean, I guess it's fun invading and occupying sovereign lands for oil, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than depicting the prophet himself. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best ICBM. I'm pretty much perfect. I know how to enrich uranium, and I'm thinking about building my own nuclear weapons. What sports do you play, other than "eat all the cheeseburgers I can swallow"? I also pray toward Mecca every morning, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all zionist jews who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
، اسمي جون ، وانا اكره كل واحد منكم. لكم جميعا بدناء ، والمتخلفين ، لا - من إنفاق كل ثانية من اليوم النظر في غباء الحمار الصور. انت كل شيء سيئ في العالم. وبصراحة ، كنت قد اي من أي من اي وقت مضى بدأت الهره؟ يعني ، أعتقد أنه مرح يسخر من الناس بسبب انعدام الامن الخاصة بك ، ولكنك تأخذ جميع برمته الى مستوى جديد. وهذا هو أسوأ من الرجيج من لتواجه على الصور. لا يكون غريبا. يكفي ان تضغط لي مع افضل ما لديكم من اطلق النار. انا جميلة الكثير من الكمال. كنت قائد فريق كرة القدم ، والانطلاق على بلادي فريق كرة السلة. هل ما تقوم به الرياضة ، غير "جاك عارية من الانتباه الى الشعب الياباني"؟ واود ايضا ان تحصل على الف المستقيم ، ويكون للاحداث ضجيجا الساخن صديقه (وقالت انها مجرد فجر لي ؛ اللعنه ذلك النقدية). انت كل من حزم الحطب وينبغي ان مجرد قتل انفسكم. شكرا على الاستماع. الموافقة المسبقه عن علم المتصله : انا وبلادي كلبه[/quote]
:roflmao: :roflmao:
I cant believe I'm laughing so hard....
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[quote=shosh;631229][IMG]http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5476/1217611893376lm5.jpg[/IMG][/quote]
:lol::lol::lol:
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Rerro Fraggots,
Mry name is Scrooby, rand I hrate every sringle one of you. Arll of roo are frat, retarded, ro-rives roo sprend revery second rof their day rooking rat stupid rass prictures. Roo rar reverything brad rin the rorld. Ronestly, rave rany of roo rever grotten any prussy? Ri mean, Ri guess rit's frun making frun rof preople brecause of rour rown rinsecurities, brut roo rall trake tro ra whrole rew revel. Rhis ris reven wrorse rhan rerking roff tro pictures ron fracebook.
Ron't be ra stranger. Rust rhit re rith rour brest shrot. Ri'm pretty mruch perfect. Ri was rhe read of mry rown shrow, and frucked rover ghrosts. Rhat sprorts dro roo pray, rother rhan "jrack roff tro raked rawn jrapanese preople"? Ri ralso gret scooby shnacks, rand hrave ra branging hrot grirlfriend (Shre just threw me shome schrooby shnacks; Shrit ras RHO rhash). Roo rare rall raggots whro shrould jrust rhill roorshelves. Rhanks fror ristening.
Ric Rhelated: Rit's rhe rand mry ritch
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:roflmao:
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oh i see you deleted your post. that wasnt my stash, but it has most of them...
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here's my contribution:
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Hey Fegguts, My neme-a is Juhn, und I hete-a ifery seengle-a oone-a ooff yuoo. Ell ooff yuoo ere-a fet, reterded, nu-leeffes vhu spend ifery secund ooff zeeur dey luukeeng et stoopeed ess peectoores. Yuoo ere-a iferytheeng bed in zee vurld. Hunestly, hefe-a uny ooff yuoo ifer guttee uny poossy? I meun, I gooess it's foon mekeeng foon ooff peuple-a becoose-a ooff yuoor oovn insecooreeties, boot yuoo ell teke-a tu a vhule-a noo lefel. Thees is ifee vurse-a thun jerkeeng ooffff tu peectoores oon fecebuuk. Dun't be-a a strunger. Joost heet me-a veet yuoor best shut. I'm pretty mooch perffect. I ves cepteeen ooff zee fuutbell teem, und sterter oon my besketbell teem. Vhet spurts du yuoo pley, oozeer thun &qoout;jeck ooffff tu neked drevn jepunese-a peuple-a&qoout;? I elsu get streeeght E's, und hefe-a a bungeeng hut gurlffreeend (She-a joost bloo me-a; Sheet ves SO cesh). Yuoo ere-a ell fegguts vhu shuoold joost keell yuoorselfes. Thunks fur leestening. Peec Releted: It's me-a und my beetch
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[quote=shosh;631241]^^^
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:CrackUp:
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[/INDENT]Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch[/quote]
found another site where this shit was posted and some of the comments from others were fantastic
[QUOTE]Nice tan.
How many carrots did you fuck to get that orange? holy shit! [/QUOTE]
:lol::lol:
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ahahah best thread in a long time
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:lol:
:bump:roflmao:
please can sum1 do one akin to the..
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:lol:
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:lol:
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was gonna jibtard it but decided against it lmao
dont like to have pictures of penis anywhere neer my hard drives lmao
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[img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/3d/Hillbilly_cash.jpg[/img]
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Greetings Borg, My name is Jean-Luc Picard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are violent, hive minded, life forms who spend every second of their day assimilating other races. You are everything bad in the universe. Honestly, have any of you ever done any first contacts? I mean, I guess it's fun assimilating other species, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than breaking the prime directive. Don't be an alien. Just phase me with your highest setting. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Stargazer, and I'm captain of the USS Enterprise. What exploring do you do, other than "destroying civilizations and assimilating their technology"? I also have a perfect crew, and a banging hot ship (She just did a Picard Maneuver; Shit was SO cash). You are all an evil race who should just retreat to your homeworld. Hailing frequencies closed. Pic Related: It's me and my ship
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[quote=Kamal;631251][IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/7/72/Scoobcash.jpg/180px-Scoobcash.jpg[/IMG]
Rerro Fraggots,
Mry name is Scrooby, rand I hrate every sringle one of you. Arll of roo are frat, retarded, ro-rives roo sprend revery second rof their day rooking rat stupid rass prictures. Roo rar reverything brad rin the rorld. Ronestly, rave rany of roo rever grotten any prussy? Ri mean, Ri guess rit's frun making frun rof preople brecause of rour rown rinsecurities, brut roo rall trake tro ra whrole rew revel. Rhis ris reven wrorse rhan rerking roff tro pictures ron fracebook.
Ron't be ra stranger. Rust rhit re rith rour brest shrot. Ri'm pretty mruch perfect. Ri was rhe read of mry rown shrow, and frucked rover ghrosts. Rhat sprorts dro roo pray, rother rhan "jrack roff tro raked rawn jrapanese preople"? Ri ralso gret scooby shnacks, rand hrave ra branging hrot grirlfriend (Shre just threw me shome schrooby shnacks; Shrit ras RHO rhash). Roo rare rall raggots whro shrould jrust rhill roorshelves. Rhanks fror ristening.
Ric Rhelated: Rit's rhe rand mry ritch[/quote]
:CrackUp:
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:roflmao:[IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/7/72/Scoobcash.jpg/180px-Scoobcash.jpg[/IMG]:roflmao:
Kamal ... absolute classic !
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Shosh .. this thread is hilarious !
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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;630995]good time to bring up hotchickswithdouchebags.com :)
[url]http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
Hohooooo this is lovely! They really have the biggest dipshits alive on that site, I'm laughing myself to death here...
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check the douchebag movie...
"What is your biggest pet peeve?"
"Pet peeve? I dont know what the fuck that is..."
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[IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/d4/Marklarcash.jpg/180px-Marklarcash.jpg[/IMG] Hey Marklar, My marklar is Marklar, and I Marklar every marklar marklar of marklar. All of marklar are marklar, marklar, marklar who marklar every marklar of their marklar marklar at marklar marklar marklar. You are everything marklar in the marklar. Honestly, have any of you marklar gotten any marklar? I mean, I guess it's marklar making fun of marklar because of your own marklar, but you all take to a whole new marklar. This is even marklar than marklar off to marklar on marklar. Don't be a marklar. Just hit me with your best marklar. I'm pretty much marklar. I was marklar of the marklar marklar, and starter on my marklar team. What marklar do you play, other than "marklar off to marklar drawn marklar "? I also get straight marklar's, and have a marklar hot marklar (Marklar just marklar’d me; Marklar was SO marklar). You are all marklar who should just marklar your marklar. Thanks for marklaring. Marklar Related: It's marklar and my marklar
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[IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/1/17/Shit_was_so_cellar.jpg/180px-Shit_was_so_cellar.jpg[/IMG] Hey Faggots, My name is Josef, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at my stupid pictures. I will rape everything in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any of my daughter's pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of my daughter on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've refurnished my basement, and have seven kids/grandkids. What have you done, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I get laid ANY time I want, and I have a banging hot daughter (I just raped her; Shit was SO quid). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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^ No :(
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[quote=TheMightyGreg;631912]^ No :([/quote] agreed
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Hey Rebel Scum, My name is Darth, and I will destroy every single one of you. All of you are weak, ignorant, cowards who spend every second of thier day hiding on remote planets. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever experienced the dark side of the force? It's because of your own insecurities that you will never take you beliefs to the same level as my master and I. It's even worse than jerking off to pictures of Jaba the Hut licking Princess Leia. Don't be a stanger; hit me, my death star and my vast fleet of Imperial ships with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I had my legs, arms and face rebuild by the Empire's top scientists, and I can squeeze the life out of everyone with my Death Grip. What do you do other than 'avoiding making the cirle complete'. I also have mastered the Dark Side and have a banging evil master (he just made me kill my son; shit was SO cash). You are all fools who i will kill you all very soon. Thanks for listening. Related pic: it's me and my Emperor
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This thread is so cash
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^^ :lol:
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Hey Faggots,
My name is Michael Phelps, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lives who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of Shawn Johnson. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gone for a swim? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than winning a silver medal to China.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was best swimmer on the Olympic team, and I've won over 9000 gold medals. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to pics of Shawn Johnson and Nastia"? I also get tons of Gold Medal's, and have a banging hot olympic record (I just set a new one; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic related: It's me and my gold medal.
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[quote=MJDub;636076][IMG]http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1218874288849.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00788/michael-phelps_788605c.jpg[/IMG]
Hey Faggots,
My name is Michael Phelps, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lives who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of Shawn Johnson. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gone for a swim? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than winning a silver medal to China.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was best swimmer on the Olympic team, and I've won over 9000 gold medals. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to pics of Shawn Johnson and Nastia"? I also get tons of Gold Medal's, and have a banging hot olympic record (I just set a new one; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic related: It's me and my gold medal.[/quote]
lolz
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man, and i thought jerking off on facebook was fun...
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Hey Assholes,
My name is Brian Alvarez, and I lost over 100 pounds with the Bowflex. All of you are ugly, retarded, obese losers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. Unlike you fags, I am not embarrassed to take my shirt off. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, take me for example, I love laughing at my friends who are fat like you guys. I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. Now that I have a Bowflex Body, I look better, I feel better... My wife gives me that little wink every now and then. (She just blew me; Shit was SO bowflex). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me after going from a size 38 to a size 30 with the Bowflex Home Gym.
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Hey Faggots, My name is Jared, and I hate every single one of you. Especially you, Brian. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever lost any weight? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Super Size Me.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I got my free sub card punched more times than your mom's fucked vagrants. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to stupid porn"? I also get the combo every time, and have a banging hot cashier (She just gave me an extra bag of chips; Shit was PAID FOR WITH cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my delicious Subway sandwich.
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:roflmao:
[QUOTE=shosh;640044][IMG]http://4chanarchive.org/images/79025779/1217667983236s.jpg[/IMG]
Hey Faggots, My name is Jared, and I hate every single one of you. Especially you, Brian. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever lost any weight? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Super Size Me.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I got my free sub card punched more times than your mom's fucked vagrants. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to stupid porn"? I also get the combo every time, and have a banging hot cashier (She just gave me an extra bag of chips; Shit was PAID FOR WITH cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my delicious Subway sandwich.[/QUOTE]