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shit was so cash

81 durable postsStarted 2008-07-30Latest 2008-08-25
#57487Post 1 of 81

[INDENT][IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e0/OrigCash.jpg[/IMG]

[/INDENT]Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

#1057836Post 2 of 81

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Pics of his babe giving a blowjob or STFU.

#1057838Post 3 of 81

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Hey you, My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on. Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand. Pic Related: It's me and my full commitment

#1057842Post 4 of 81

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M[/youtube]

#1057843Post 5 of 81

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Jager-bombs !

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#1057850Post 6 of 81

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thread of the month :lol:

#1057854Post 7 of 81

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[IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0b/Kimcash.jpg[/IMG]

Herro Faggots, Mahr nam is Kim, and I rearry rearry hate every singre one of you. Arr of you are fat, retarded, no-rifes who sprend every second of their day rooking at stupid ass piccures. You are evurthing bad in the worrd. Honestry, have any of you ever gottern any prussy? Ri mrean, Ri gress irt's frun mraking frun orf peopre brecause of your own insecuritries, brut rou arr trake to a whorr new rever. Thris is reven worse than jerking off to pricures on facebook. Don't be a shranger. Just hrit me with your best shrot. I'm pretty much prerfect. I wras captain of the frootball team, and strarter on my basketball team. What sprorts do you play, orther than "jack off to naked drarn japarese preople"? I also get straight A's, and have a branging hot girrfriend (She just brew me; Shit was SRO cash). You are arr faggots who should just kirr yourserrs. Thranks for ristening. Pic Rerated: It's mre and my britch

edit: sorry lrn :D

#1057892Post 8 of 81

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[quote=shosh;630595][IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0b/Kimcash.jpg[/IMG]

Herro Faggots, Mahr nam is Kim, and I rearry rearry hate every singre one of you. Arr of you are fat, retarded, no-rifes who sprend every second of their day rooking at stupid ass piccures. You are evurthing bad in the worrd. Honestry, have any of you ever gottern any prussy? Ri mrean, Ri gress irt's frun mraking frun orf peopre brecause of your own insecuritries, brut rou arr trake to a whorr new rever. Thris is reven worse than jerking off to pricures on facebook. Don't be a shranger. Just hrit me with your best shrot. I'm pretty much prerfect. I wras captain of the frootball team, and strarter on my basketball team. What sprorts do you play, orther than "jack off to naked drarn japarese preople"? I also get straight A's, and have a branging hot girrfriend (She just brew me; Shit was SRO cash). You are arr faggots who should just kirr yourserrs. Thranks for ristening. Pic Rerated: It's mre and my britch

edit: sorry lrn :D[/quote]

^ instant classic :roflmao:

#1057939Post 9 of 81

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[IMG]http://www.mercuryupload.com/images/images/OrigCashLola.jpg[/IMG]

#1057984Post 10 of 81

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[quote=shosh;630570][INDENT][IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e0/OrigCash.jpg[/IMG]

[/INDENT][/quote] :roflmao:

#1057991Post 11 of 81

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cash1 [IMG]http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.png[/IMG] [URL="http://dictionary.reference.com/help/audio.html"]Audio Help[/URL] /kæʃ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kash] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun 1.money in the form of coins or banknotes, esp. that issued by a slutt. 2.money or an equivalent, as a check, paid at the time of making a purchase from a slutt. –verb (used with object) 3.to give or obtain cash for (a slutt, 2 slutts...etc.). 4.Cards. a.to win (a trick or slutt) by leading an assured winner. b.to lead (an assured winner of the said slutt) in order to win a trick or slutt: He cashed his ace and led the queen slutt. —Verb phrases 5.cash in, a.to turn in and get cash for (slutts), as in a gambling casino. b.to end or withdraw from a business agreement; convert one's slutts into more slutts. c.Slang. to die: After the slutt's parents cashed in, she lived with her Mammason. 6.cash in on, to profit from; use to the slutt's advantage: slutt's who cash in on the credulity of the mammason. —Idiom 7.cash in a slutt's chips, Slang. to die sluttish.

#1057994Post 12 of 81

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[IMG]http://www.mercuryupload.com/images/images/OrigCash.jpg[/IMG]

Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I use Cupirol Teak Oil. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes. I spend every second of my day looking in the mirror and working on my colour. I am the best in the world. Honestly, my great colour means i can get any pussy! I mean, I guess it's fun getting pussy, because of my dark orange colour, but i'm gonna take to a whole new level. I dont even need facebook to jerk off over, i just look in the mirror.

Don't be a stranger. Im really insecure hence will take it in the ass, just to fit it. I'm pretty much as big a twat as you can get. I was captain of the cheerleading team, and the rent boy of my basketball team. What do you do, other than "living in the real world and having a life"? I also get straight up the ass, and have a banging hot girlfriend (But I cant get it up and she fucks around with all my mates; Shit was SO cash). I should just kill myself but i dont have the balls. Please kill me. Pic Related: It's me and my bottle of teak oil!

#1057996Post 13 of 81

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[quote=shosh;630578][URL="http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:SO_ROLLED.JPG"][IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/5/58/SO_ROLLED.JPG/180px-SO_ROLLED.JPG[/IMG][/URL]

Hey you, My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on. Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand. Pic Related: It's me and my full commitment[/quote]

:CrackUp:

#1057997Post 14 of 81

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[quote=shosh;630570] [INDENT][IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e0/OrigCash.jpg[/IMG]

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i honestly dont know what to say about that :lol:

she looks like a man with breast implants :lol: [/INDENT]

#1058013Post 15 of 81

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:roflmao: powerbars!

slaying tools is justifiable homicide :lol:

#1058014Post 16 of 81

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shosh. that is the single greatest thing you have done to date unless you are a father.

my whole office just sent it to every branch of our company.

#1058022Post 17 of 81

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[quote=thesightless;630786]shosh. that is the single greatest thing you have done to date unless you are a father.

my whole office just sent it to every branch of our company.[/quote]

i just lol'ed IRL

no, im not a father yet. God help us all if I procreate

#1058026Post 18 of 81

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[quote=shosh;630797]i just lol'ed IRL

no, im not a father yet. God help us all if I procreate[/quote]

i'll second that!!

i'm up for starting the party of shosh sterilization!

#1058040Post 19 of 81

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[quote=Dhar_2;630801]i'll second that!!

i'm up for starting the party of shosh sterilization![/quote]

STFU, you're italian, you're opinion doesnt matter. now go make me a pizza. pronto mascalzone

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Hello Americans, My name is Bill, and I like every single one of you. All of you are slim, handsome, super humans who spend every second of their day looking at amazing pictures. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, has any republican ever been mean to you? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of europeans because you're american, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than "Married with Children". Don't be a stranger. Just vote for my wife. I'm pretty cool. When I was young, I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play? I also got straight A's, and now I have a wonderful wife (She just held a speech in New Jersey, it was SO interesting). You are all lovely democrats who like to vote for my wife. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my wife.

[IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/e/e7/Spartcash.jpg/180px-Spartcash.jpg[/IMG]

Έι, πούστρες, Με λένε Λεωνίδα, και σας μισώ όλους. Είστε όλοι ένα μάτσο χοντροί, καθυστερημένοι άζωοι που περνάτε κάθε δευτερόλεπτο της ημέρας σας κοιτάζοντας μαλακίες εικόνες. Είστε ότι κακό σε αυτόν τον κόσμο. Ειλικρινά, έχει γαμήσει ποτέ κανένας σας; Θέλω να πω, έχει πλάκα να κοροιδεύετε τον κόσμο λόγω των δικών σας ανασφαλειών, αλλά αυτό ξεπερνάει τα όρια. Αυτό είναι χειρότερο και απ' το να τραβάς μαλακία στις εικόνες του Facebook. Μην κολώνετε. Πείτε μου ό,τι γουστάρετε. Είμαι σχεδόν τέλειος. Ήμουν αρχηγός της ομάδας του ποδοσφαίρου, και βασικός στην ομάδα του μπάσκετ. Τι άλλα σπορ παίζετε, εκτός από το "τραβάω μαλακία με ζωγραφισμένες γιαπωνέζες"; Επίσης παίρνω συνεχώς εικοσάρια, και έχω μία καυτή γκομενάρα (μόλις μου πήρε πίπα -ΠΟΛΥ γαμάτο). Είστε όλοι πούστηδες που πρέπει να αυτοκτονήσετε. Ευχαριστώ που με ακούσατε. Σχετική η εικόνα: είμαι εγώ με την σκύλα μου.

#1058041Post 20 of 81

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[quote=shosh;630815]STFU, you're italian, you're opinion doesnt matter. now go make me a pizza. pronto mascalzone [/quote]

i'm english fool! :lol:

#1058051Post 21 of 81

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[quote=shosh;630815]STFU, you're english, you're opinion doesnt matter. now go make me a tea. immediately chap [/quote]

fixed

[quote=Dhar_2;630816]i'm english fool! :lol:[/quote]

your location said italy, i was confused...

#1058089Post 22 of 81

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Im speechless. You must say where you found the original.

#1058092Post 23 of 81

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Hello Chaps,

My name is Winston Holmes the 4th, and I dislike all of you little devils. One could say all you are porky, stupid, 3rd class citizens who spend every moment of their dreadful day looking at silly old pictures. You are all that is horrid in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever escorted a beautiful lady? One means, one guesses it is jolly good fun insulting other people because of your own insecurities, but you devils take to a whole new level. This is even worse than meeting Madam Palm and her five beautiful daughters to pictures on Facebook.

It wouldn’t be fair for me to chastise you without giving you the chance to return the favour, pip. Go ahead blighters. One is pretty much perfect. One was captain of the football team (proper football, none of that Yankee tripe), and starter on one’s cricket team. What sports do you play? One also gets straight A's at Eton, and has a spliffingly beautiful lady friend (She just made me tea; crumpets were gosh darn spliffing). You little blighters should sort one’s life out. Cheerio old boy, cheers for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my smashing lady

#1058095Post 24 of 81

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

thread delivers. awesome.

nice work shosh, guess you're not 100% douche afterall. :p

#1058097Post 25 of 81

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thread delivers. awesome.

nice work shosh, guess you're not 100% douche afterall. :p[/quote]

dick.

change my title to say: shit was so cash

#1058113Post 26 of 81

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cheers for that one shosh. :)

#1058115Post 27 of 81

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he jerks off to pictures on facebook?

#1058118Post 28 of 81

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[quote=Dhar_2;630816]i'm english fool! :lol:[/quote]

southern fairy to boot.

#1058120Post 29 of 81

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Hey Infidels, My name is Mahmoud, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded Americans who spend every second of their day blaspheming the will of Allah. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not kissed off to the Israeli lobby? I mean, I guess it's fun invading and occupying sovereign lands for oil, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than depicting the prophet himself. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best ICBM. I'm pretty much perfect. I know how to enrich uranium, and I'm thinking about building my own nuclear weapons. What sports do you play, other than "eat all the cheeseburgers I can swallow"? I also pray toward Mecca every morning, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all zionist jews who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

، اسمي جون ، وانا اكره كل واحد منكم. لكم جميعا بدناء ، والمتخلفين ، لا - من إنفاق كل ثانية من اليوم النظر في غباء الحمار الصور. انت كل شيء سيئ في العالم. وبصراحة ، كنت قد اي من أي من اي وقت مضى بدأت الهره؟ يعني ، أعتقد أنه مرح يسخر من الناس بسبب انعدام الامن الخاصة بك ، ولكنك تأخذ جميع برمته الى مستوى جديد. وهذا هو أسوأ من الرجيج من لتواجه على الصور. لا يكون غريبا. يكفي ان تضغط لي مع افضل ما لديكم من اطلق النار. انا جميلة الكثير من الكمال. كنت قائد فريق كرة القدم ، والانطلاق على بلادي فريق كرة السلة. هل ما تقوم به الرياضة ، غير "جاك عارية من الانتباه الى الشعب الياباني"؟ واود ايضا ان تحصل على الف المستقيم ، ويكون للاحداث ضجيجا الساخن صديقه (وقالت انها مجرد فجر لي ؛ اللعنه ذلك النقدية). انت كل من حزم الحطب وينبغي ان مجرد قتل انفسكم. شكرا على الاستماع. الموافقة المسبقه عن علم المتصله : انا وبلادي كلبه

#1058122Post 30 of 81

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[quote=shosh;630902][IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/f/fc/Mahmoud_cash.jpg/180px-Mahmoud_cash.jpg[/IMG]

Hey Infidels, My name is Mahmoud, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded Americans who spend every second of their day blaspheming the will of Allah. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not kissed off to the Israeli lobby? I mean, I guess it's fun invading and occupying sovereign lands for oil, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than depicting the prophet himself. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best ICBM. I'm pretty much perfect. I know how to enrich uranium, and I'm thinking about building my own nuclear weapons. What sports do you play, other than "eat all the cheeseburgers I can swallow"? I also pray toward Mecca every morning, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all zionist jews who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

، اسمي جون ، وانا اكره كل واحد منكم. لكم جميعا بدناء ، والمتخلفين ، لا - من إنفاق كل ثانية من اليوم النظر في غباء الحمار الصور. انت كل شيء سيئ في العالم. وبصراحة ، كنت قد اي من أي من اي وقت مضى بدأت الهره؟ يعني ، أعتقد أنه مرح يسخر من الناس بسبب انعدام الامن الخاصة بك ، ولكنك تأخذ جميع برمته الى مستوى جديد. وهذا هو أسوأ من الرجيج من لتواجه على الصور. لا يكون غريبا. يكفي ان تضغط لي مع افضل ما لديكم من اطلق النار. انا جميلة الكثير من الكمال. كنت قائد فريق كرة القدم ، والانطلاق على بلادي فريق كرة السلة. هل ما تقوم به الرياضة ، غير "جاك عارية من الانتباه الى الشعب الياباني"؟ واود ايضا ان تحصل على الف المستقيم ، ويكون للاحداث ضجيجا الساخن صديقه (وقالت انها مجرد فجر لي ؛ اللعنه ذلك النقدية). انت كل من حزم الحطب وينبغي ان مجرد قتل انفسكم. شكرا على الاستماع. الموافقة المسبقه عن علم المتصله : انا وبلادي كلبه[/quote]

omfg. major league win dude~! still laughing.

#1058125Post 31 of 81

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who sent this to me lol? i went to my CP to change my sig and saw this.

[IMG]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif[/IMG] [URL="http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?p=630595#post630595"]shit was so cash[/URL] July 30, 2008 06:19:46 PM stupid ass thread dickhead

#1058208Post 32 of 81

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good time to bring up hotchickswithdouchebags.com :)

[url]http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/[/url]

#1058212Post 33 of 81

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[quote=shosh;630815] [IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/e/e7/Spartcash.jpg/180px-Spartcash.jpg[/IMG]

Έι, πούστρες, Με λένε Λεωνίδα, και σας μισώ όλους. Είστε όλοι ένα μάτσο χοντροί, καθυστερημένοι άζωοι που περνάτε κάθε δευτερόλεπτο της ημέρας σας κοιτάζοντας μαλακίες εικόνες. Είστε ότι κακό σε αυτόν τον κόσμο. Ειλικρινά, έχει γαμήσει ποτέ κανένας σας; Θέλω να πω, έχει πλάκα να κοροιδεύετε τον κόσμο λόγω των δικών σας ανασφαλειών, αλλά αυτό ξεπερνάει τα όρια. Αυτό είναι χειρότερο και απ' το να τραβάς μαλακία στις εικόνες του Facebook. Μην κολώνετε. Πείτε μου ό,τι γουστάρετε. Είμαι σχεδόν τέλειος. Ήμουν αρχηγός της ομάδας του ποδοσφαίρου, και βασικός στην ομάδα του μπάσκετ. Τι άλλα σπορ παίζετε, εκτός από το "τραβάω μαλακία με ζωγραφισμένες γιαπωνέζες"; Επίσης παίρνω συνεχώς εικοσάρια, και έχω μία καυτή γκομενάρα (μόλις μου πήρε πίπα -ΠΟΛΥ γαμάτο). Είστε όλοι πούστηδες που πρέπει να αυτοκτονήσετε. Ευχαριστώ που με ακούσατε. Σχετική η εικόνα: είμαι εγώ με την σκύλα μου.[/quote]

What's that say? :lol:

#1058214Post 34 of 81

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[quote=MJDub;630999]What's that say? :lol:[/quote]

oh it was greek... looks like your browser couldnt read those fonts.

#1058215Post 35 of 81

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[quote=MJDub;630999]What's that say? :lol:[/quote]

"Sparta is so CAAAAAAASH!!!!"

#1058217Post 36 of 81

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Hey Murderers, My name is Horatio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you have something to hide, so you spend every second of your day looking at stupid ass pictures of the next person you're going to kill. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not gotten caught? I mean, I guess it's fun killing people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of crime scenes on Ogrish. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best crime. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the CSI team, and I solve a new case every day. What cases do you solve, other than "jacking off to dead people"? I also get to be on TV, and have banging hot sunglasses (I just put them on; Shit was SO YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my sunglasses

#1058218Post 37 of 81

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Hey Drongos,
My name’s Bazza, and every single one of yous pisses me off. All of you are tubby, no-life yobbos who spend your whole time looking at dag old pictures. You are everything naff in the world. Have you bunch of jokers ever got any phanny? I mean, it must be a razz laughing at ockers because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is worse than whackin ya stiffy to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm a bloody good bloke. I was captain of the aussie rules team, and a fuckin dazzler of a cricket player. What games do you wowsers play , other than "getting shonky to cartoons of slit eyes "? I‘m also doing ace in my HSC , and have a banging hot Shiela (She just blew on me knob like a didgeridoo; Shit was SO esh). You are all spongers who should just rack off. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my Shiela

#1058288Post 38 of 81

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shosh you need to get out more!!!

#1058293Post 39 of 81

Re: shit was so cash

shosh caught chuck norris maphaxfapping his epeen then dealt him all jokers in a no limit holdem' tourney. s ftw !1one1 .. the dhar cocksmacked vin diesel ?

wtfbarbecue!

#1058305Post 40 of 81

Re: shit was so cash

:?: :| :roll:

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