Re: shit was so cash

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Hey Assholes,

My name is Brian Alvarez, and I lost over 100 pounds with the Bowflex. All of you are ugly, retarded, obese losers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. Unlike you fags, I am not embarrassed to take my shirt off. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, take me for example, I love laughing at my friends who are fat like you guys. I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. Now that I have a Bowflex Body, I look better, I feel better... My wife gives me that little wink every now and then. (She just blew me; Shit was SO bowflex). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me after going from a size 38 to a size 30 with the Bowflex Home Gym.[/quote]

my favorite!!! spot on, well done.