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[QUOTE=DIDI;864597]That last bit ruins the funny ![/QUOTE]
what the hell are you on about???
it doesnt ruin anything. i'm thinking maybe your just a little bit too sensitive.
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....
698 durable postsStarted 2007-01-09Latest 2022-03-11
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Or maybe you are :lol:
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or maybe your pre menstrual! :lol:
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up tight
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or maybe your uptight! :lol:
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Whatever you say guys :lol:
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[QUOTE=GAVIN.MCAVOY;864397]Everyone seems to be wondering why muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. So,lets have a look at the eveidence.......................................
1.No christmas 2.No tv 3.No nude women 4.No fooball 5.No bacon/pork chops 6.No hotdogs 7.No alcohol 8.No burgers 9.Rags for clothes 10.Towels for hats 11.Constant wailing from some cunt in a tower 12.more than one wife 13.More than one mother-in law 14.You cant shave 15Your wife cant shave 16.You cant wash off the smell of donkey 17.You wipe your arse with your hand 18You cook over burning camel shit 19.Your wife is picked by someone else 20.Your wife smell worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that when you die,it all gets better.
NO SHIT SHERLOCK,HOW COULD IT GET ANY FUCKING WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
:roflmao: absolutely
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[QUOTE=GAVIN.MCAVOY;864397]
Everyone seems to be wondering why muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. So,lets have a look at the eveidence.......................................
1.No christmas (there's better) 2.No tv (what?!!) 3.No nude women (r u saying porn is good?) 4.No fooball (bullshit) 5.No bacon/pork chops (pork, really!!! is it that good?) 6.No hotdogs (come and ill show you) 7.No alcohol (read ur bible) 8.No burgers (bullshit) 9.Rags for clothes (inner beauty) 10.Towels for hats (you prefer alligators?) 11.Constant wailing from some cunt in a tower (ignorance is painful,blindness is not sight related) 12.more than one wife (better than 1 wife and 3 girlfriends) 13.More than one mother-in law (duly noted) 14.You cant shave (thats ape town) 15Your wife cant shave (thats the females in ape town) 16.You cant wash off the smell of donkey (thats after shaking ur hand) 17.You wipe your arse with your hand (better than not wiping it at all!!) 18You cook over burning camel shit (you eat it raw) 19.Your wife is picked by someone else (your wife picks up someone else) 20.Your wife smell worse than your donkey (your wife is your donkey)
Then they tell you that when you die,it all gets better. NO SHIT SHERLOCK,HOW COULD IT GET ANY FUCKING WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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my 2 cents in parenthesis
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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old? I look waaaay better than they do? …..well...you'll love this one!
My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park secondary school .
'yes, yes i did. I'm a morganner! 'he beamed with pride.
'when did you leave to go to college?' i asked
he answered, in 1965. Why do you ask?
'you were in my class!' i exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then that
ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled,
fat arsed,
grey haired,
decrepit,
bastard asked....
'what did you teach?'
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Ooh, pain :lol:
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man picks up a chinese girl at a disco,after a night on the town she says 'me so horny,me do ANYTHING for you!' he says 'how about a 69?' she says 'you fuck off,me no cook duck with noodles in black bean sauce at this time of night!'
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two thick fuckers are havin a conversation about buying a dog. one turns to the other and says 'im thinkin about gettin a labrador.' the other guy says 'fuck that have you seen how many of their owners go blind!!'
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havent laughed so much for ages!
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haven't laughed so much for ages!
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An Arab was teaching his son how to masturbate. The kid says 'this is great fun dad'. The dad said 'yes it is son, and when you get to 13, you can use your own cock'
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thats a pedophile sick joke, not funny imo
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Just pulled a new African girlfriend.Ive just discovered if i write 'vuvuzela' down the side of my cock she can blow it for over 90 mins!!
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To all the poor England fans who have bought an England flag for the world cup, just tipex out the red cross... then you can sell it to the French.
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[QUOTE=trick12;870270]thats a pedophile sick joke, not funny imo[/QUOTE]
if the joke was serious, it would've been in the politics forum. this is a joke thread, chuckle along for the ride. that's twice you've been offended on the same page. maybe you don't have a funny bone?
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[QUOTE=Kamal;870631]if the joke was serious, it would've been in the politics forum. this is a joke thread, chuckle along for the ride. that's twice you've been offended on the same page. maybe you don't have a funny bone?[/QUOTE]
Think I'll label any non-PC jokes of mine in the future...gutted I missed gav's deleted jokes lol
Skip if you are a sensitive individual
Finally convinced my girlfriend to have an abortion.
All she needed was a nudge in the right direction.
And some stairs.
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[QUOTE=Kamal;870631]if the joke was serious, it would've been in the politics forum. this is a joke thread, chuckle along for the ride. that's twice you've been offended on the same page. maybe you don't have a funny bone?[/QUOTE] Or maybe it's just finer tuned. ;) Or we expect jokes to be funny?? It seems to be getting to be a competition to see who can be the most offensive here , rather than the funniest. Ahh well, boys being boys I suppose .
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[QUOTE=Kamal;870631]if the joke was serious, it would've been in the politics forum. this is a joke thread, chuckle along for the ride. that's twice you've been offended on the same page. maybe you don't have a funny bone?[/QUOTE] thats not true, there is a difference between having a funny bone and being an idiot that laughs over any post just coz its in the "joke thread", there are jokes that are not funny but then there are ones that shouldnt even be considered a joke, im saying my opinion and on my first response i made a joke out of an offensive silly joke, but with yours i believe that incest pedophile stuff shouldn't be considered funny or made a joke of, esp being an admin i wouldnt expect such a joke from u, but again thats just me that dosent find humour in such sick matters...looking forward to your next joke about the mother and her two 7 yr old twins .....:banned:
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[QUOTE=trick12;870719]thats not true, there is a difference between having a funny bone and being an idiot that laughs over any post just coz its in the "joke thread", there are jokes that are not funny but then there are ones that shouldnt even be considered a joke, im saying my opinion and on my first response i made a joke out of an offensive silly joke, but with yours i believe that incest pedophile stuff shouldn't be considered funny or made a joke of, esp being an admin i wouldnt expect such a joke from u, but again thats just me that dosent find humour in such sick matters...looking forward to your next joke about the mother and her two 7 yr old twins .....:banned:[/QUOTE]
I dont know if its that time of the month for you but if it is, I'll just ignore your post. what do you even know of me to make a comment that you wouldn't "expect" this from an admin? I know that the only 2 jokes in here regarding the middle east/muslim culture were the ones you've taken offense to and now you appear to disguise this offense to being one about pedophilia. if true, that is pretty lame.
moreover, the random image thread is FILLED with images if pedobear, not once have I seen you get on your white horse complaining about those images. so clearly your double standard appears more than it should when you try to patronize me with your noble intent.
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i need to know nothing about u other than being an admin posting racial incest pedophile jokes and allowing them on the website, and i have no idea wtf pedobear is (obv ur more experienced than me in such matters),,, and i dont know what kinda man u are and i dont care but i will stand up for my morals and standards, and again i joined this forum coz its about music (love and respect) and i didnt join some racial forum full of hatred and disrespect (and if this is what MS has become let me know coz i can do with out it). obviously the joke has nothing to do with the Muslim culture so i dont need to disguise shit for u or anyone (coz when it did i spoke up and it was obvious), the joke is about a dad teaching his under 13 son to jack him off so wtf im i disguising here, its not even about the arab part which makes it racist even-though i might not be one, the joke is clearly about pedophile shit and u clearly fuked up by posting it and now by arguing abt it...
i can post tons of so said jokes and posts that will offend most people here (and i will put it under the "joke thread" to say it was a joke and get away with it) but i choose not to coz i have respect, if not for myself then for others, so i guess it is that time of the month for me to not tolerate such crap
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omg, you have got to be kidding me...
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[QUOTE=jackdaniels;870653]Think I'll label any non-PC jokes of mine in the future...gutted I missed gav's deleted jokes lol
Skip if you are a sensitive individual
Finally convinced my girlfriend to have an abortion.
All she needed was a nudge in the right direction.
And some stairs.[/QUOTE]
jesus, that's wrong, lol, but funny
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[QUOTE=trick12;870896]i need to know nothing about u other than being an admin posting racial incest pedophile jokes and allowing them on the website, and i have no idea wtf pedobear is (obv ur more experienced than me in such matters),,, and i dont know what kinda man u are and i dont care but i will stand up for my morals and standards, and again i joined this forum coz its about music (love and respect) and i didnt join some racial forum full of hatred and disrespect (and if this is what MS has become let me know coz i can do with out it). obviously the joke has nothing to do with the Muslim culture so i dont need to disguise shit for u or anyone (coz when it did i spoke up and it was obvious), the joke is about a dad teaching his under 13 son to jack him off so wtf im i disguising here, its not even about the arab part which makes it racist even-though i might not be one, the joke is clearly about pedophile shit and u clearly fuked up by posting it and now by arguing abt it...
i can post tons of so said jokes and posts that will offend most people here (and i will put it under the "joke thread" to say it was a joke and get away with it) but i choose not to coz i have respect, if not for myself then for others, so i guess it is that time of the month for me to not tolerate such crap[/QUOTE]
i admire your bravado to argue your stupidity about judging people one the basis of humor shared on the internet. congrats. we can live without judgmental people on ms so if you care to catch the exit, dont let it hit you on the ass on your way out.
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[QUOTE=trick12;870896]i need to know nothing about u other than being an admin posting racial incest pedophile jokes and allowing them on the website, and i have no idea wtf pedobear is (obv ur more experienced than me in such matters),,, and i dont know what kinda man u are and i dont care but i will stand up for my morals and standards, and again i joined this forum coz its about music (love and respect) and i didnt join some racial forum full of hatred and disrespect (and if this is what MS has become let me know coz i can do with out it). obviously the joke has nothing to do with the Muslim culture so i dont need to disguise shit for u or anyone (coz when it did i spoke up and it was obvious), the joke is about a dad teaching his under 13 son to jack him off so wtf im i disguising here, its not even about the arab part which makes it racist even-though i might not be one, the joke is clearly about pedophile shit and u clearly fuked up by posting it and now by arguing abt it...
i can post tons of so said jokes and posts that will offend most people here (and i will put it under the "joke thread" to say it was a joke and get away with it) but i choose not to coz i have respect, if not for myself then for others, so i guess it is that time of the month for me to not tolerate such crap[/QUOTE]
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please dont judge me for being a judgmental person....humor ≠ disrespect and sick matters, thats a fact not a judgement...and if anything hits me on the ass ill make sure i shit on it...
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I read what you edited out 88, that was a hilarious comeback. If truth lies within wikipedia, then it's 6 years old and consummated at the age of 9 :lol:
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hop on 88 with ur grudges...or maybe 9 and 14....wtf were u doing 1400 hundred yrs ago?!!! that still doesn't delete the fact that u posted a pedophile joke...shame
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watching wikipedia unfold.
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[QUOTE=Kamal;870926]I read what you edited out 88, that was a hilarious comeback. If truth lies within wikipedia, then it's 6 years old and consummated at the age of 9 :lol:[/QUOTE]
hahaha, do you get to read all of the ghost edits??????
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no, I saw the original text before it was edited out :lol:
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[QUOTE=trick12;870928]hop on 88 with ur grudges...or maybe 9 and 14....wtf were u doing 1400 hundred yrs ago?!!! that still doesn't delete the fact that u posted a pedophile joke...shame[/QUOTE]
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hey trick, quit while you're still ahead. seriously. I dont want to turn this thread into a session of distasteful discourse. lets call it a truce and I call it peace if you were offended about a hand job joke. we both move on and you stop taking on the rest of the board. either that or I pull rank. so lets go back to enjoying the music and you quit reading the funnies.
cool?
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id take away the threat, u can pull all the ranks u want..but i think that ur approach is better and i accept ur truce, i wasnt trying to get at u personally and obviously i had nothing against u before....im here for the known common between us and its the music and its about respect and if i feel that its turning into something else then i would be quick and proud to leave...so were cool kamal...:handshake:
hey 88 when the men r talking u stfu, .......:TNF:
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[QUOTE=trick12;870939]id take away the threat, u can pull all the ranks u want..but i think that ur approach is better and i accept ur truce, i wasnt trying to get at u personally and obviously i had nothing against u before....im here for the known common between us and its the music and its about respect and if i feel that its turning into something else then i would be quick and proud to leave...so were cool kamal...:handshake:
hey 88 when the men r talking u stfu, .......:TNF:[/QUOTE]
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9-year-olds, dude.
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^^^ ill ignore u like a bird ignores its shit after it pooped...so stfu doni!!!
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[QUOTE=trick12;870944]^^^ ill ignore u like a bird ignores its shit after it pooped...so stfu doni!!![/QUOTE]
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