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Whats the difference between Cheryl Cole and the Icelandic volcano?
The volcanos still blowing ash!
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....
698 durable postsStarted 2007-01-09Latest 2022-03-11
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^^^^^ hahahaha
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nice one poults lol
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Paddy & Mick are driving down the road and Paddy says, "Look at that flock of cows over there...". Mick says, "Herd of cows you fucking dick". Paddy says, "Of course I've heard of cows, there's a flock of them over there!"
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Did you hear about the Irish Exorcism …
The Mother had to call in the Devil to get the Priest out of her Son ...
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Lmfao
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[B] "Iceland go bankrupt, then manage to set their island on fire. It has insurance scam written all over it" - Andy Loughran[/B]
hahaha
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[QUOTE=GAVIN.MCAVOY;855220]Paddy & Mick are driving down the road and Paddy says, "Look at that flock of cows over there...". Mick says, "Herd of cows you fucking dick". Paddy says, "Of course I've heard of cows, there's a flock of them over there!"[/QUOTE]
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Ah fuck this thread after good weed is fantastic!!
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It's not bad without !!! :lol:
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A young man moved into a new flat of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the flat next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered.... "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me."
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i need to be reminded not to read this when i'm in a meeting. i just started randomly laughing at the eczema joke above.
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You really do stretch the boundaries at times, don't you.? I always hold my breath when I see you have posted here. :( Most of the time there is al least an element of humour. This one doesn't . And neither does the one before it.
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fuck i reckon. not funny at all gav.
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sorry for any offense iv caused,il behave in future:oops::Down:
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i'm intrigued!
what were the!y?
pm me them!
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No point if they weren't funny! Thanks for taking them off. I love how this board self moderates so much, tis good !!
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Hats off to you Gavin for editing the posts and also apologizing. When it comes to the internet a lot of people wouldn't do either. /agree with Didi with the forums moderating themself. While the jokes were questionable, your response was class act. /applaud
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yay for Gav
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[QUOTE=DIDI;858326]No point if they weren't funny! Thanks for taking them off. I love how this board self moderates so much, tis good !![/QUOTE]
depends on your sense of humour! bad taste can be funny! depends how you take it.
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^^ yeah, I have been known to laugh at bad taste jokes. But I'm not passing them on . :lol: These I didn't laugh at all . And I'm really glad Gav took them down. Good onya Gav !! :lol:
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i am intrigued i want to know!!! my sense of humour is a bit out there on occasion...
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I just found out that this Pakistani bloke who impersonates Elvis and lives just down the road from me is called Amal Shukup.
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:roll:
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We used to have a dog that chased everyone on a bike. It got so bad that in the end we had to take the bike off him.
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someone post me what gav's jokes were.
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A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. 'Mondays the best night, when my husband goes out to darts', she said, so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair and told her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her so she said, 'Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself'.
The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked, 'Do you shave?'
'No', replied the girl. 'I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hairs?'
'Oh yes', said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy muff.
When the husband got back in she asked, 'Did you see it?'
'Yes', he said. 'But why the hell did you have to show her yours?'
'Why not?' she said. 'You've seen it all before.'
'I know', he said, 'but the f*cking darts team hadn't'!
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Btw I hope I haven't scared Gavin off . :( He did put up some funny stuff!
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Some guy at a bus stop earlier today hit me a whack on the leg with a stick for no reason. Naturally,i retalliated+beat the shit out of him, just for good measure i kicked the fuck outta his labrador as well!!!!
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What do you call a female muslim stripper? Yasseen Mamuff
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Everyone seems to be wondering why muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. So,lets have a look at the eveidence.......................................
1.No christmas 2.No tv 3.No nude women 4.No fooball 5.No bacon/pork chops 6.No hotdogs 7.No alcohol 8.No burgers 9.Rags for clothes 10.Towels for hats 11.Constant wailing from some cunt in a tower 12.more than one wife 13.More than one mother-in law 14.You cant shave 15Your wife cant shave 16.You cant wash off the smell of donkey 17.You wipe your arse with your hand 18You cook over burning camel shit 19.Your wife is picked by someone else 20.Your wife smell worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that when you die,it all gets better.
NO SHIT SHERLOCK,HOW COULD IT GET ANY FUCKING WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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^^ oh my :lol::lol:
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yeah!
gavs back!
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[QUOTE=GAVIN.MCAVOY;864394]What do you call a female muslim stripper? Yasseen Mamuff[/QUOTE]
Should be a Scottish stripper i reckon.
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no, thats senga
:)
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Yeah Gav's back. And obviously didn't spend his holiday honing his sense of humour. :lol: Guilt pangs all gone :)
FUNNY!!
Everyone seems to be wondering why muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. So,lets have a look at the eveidence.......................................
1.No christmas 2.No tv 3.No nude women 4.No fooball 5.No bacon/pork chops 6.No hotdogs 7.No alcohol 8.No burgers 9.Rags for clothes 10.Towels for hats 11.Constant wailing from some cunt in a tower 12.more than one wife 13.More than one mother-in law ,Then they tell you that when you die,it all gets better.
NO SHIT SHERLOCK,HOW COULD IT GET ANY FUCKING WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT FUNNY!!
14.You cant shave 15Your wife cant shave 16.You cant wash off the smell of donkey 17.You wipe your arse with your hand 18You cook over burning camel shit 19.Your wife is picked by someone else 20.Your wife smell worse than your donkey
That last bit ruins the funny ! Good jokes don't have to hit you over the head . :)
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I just walked past the fridge and i thought i heard an Onion singing a Bee Gee's song...but when i opened the fridge door it was just a ch ch ch chive talking.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: