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clearly humor isn't an invention which brazil can claim

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[quote=KinKyJ] italian wanker[/quote]

How did Belgium get on in the world cup?

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[quote=KinKyJ]clearly humor isn't an invention which brazil can claim[/quote]

hahahaha I couldn't have put it better myself, that was so weak!

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[quote=chemicalbeavis]How did Belgium get on in the world cup?[/quote]With a few six packs of Stella and a bag of chips (that's crisps to you English wankers :D :p ;) )

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[CENTER][B]Zidane given ban and fine by Fifa[/B] [/CENTER] [SIZE=2][B] Zinedine Zidane has been banned for three games and fined £3,260 for head-butting Italy's Marco Materazzi during the World Cup final.[/B]

[/SIZE][SIZE=2]Following an investigation by world governing body Fifa, Materazzi was suspended for two games and fined £2,170 for provoking Zidane. [/SIZE] [SIZE=2] A Fifa statement said: "Both players stressed Materazzi's comments had been defamatory but not of a racist nature." [/SIZE] [SIZE=2] Zidane's ban is academic as he retired from football after the finals. [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]However the 34-year-old will instead work with football's world governing body Fifa for three days. [/SIZE] [SIZE=2] Fifa added: "Zinedine Zidane has agreed to do community service work with children and youngsters. [/SIZE] [SIZE=2] "During the course of their hearings both players also apologised to Fifa for their inappropriate behaviour and expressed their regret at the incident." [/SIZE] [SIZE=2] Zidane spent 90 minutes at a private hearing on Thursday, while Materazzi appeared before the Fifa panel on 14 July.

Full story: [URL="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/world_cup_2006/teams/italy/5177140.stm"]http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/world_cup_2006/teams/italy/5177140.stm[/URL]

Spicy detail: the day before Materazzi appeared before the Fifa panel he backed Zizou's Golden Ball up in a public statement saying: [/SIZE][SIZE=2]"Zidane has won that award because of what he has done on the pitch - he was the best." [...] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]"I have always admired Zidane," Materazzi added.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]"In fact I have one of his shirts in my closet - we exchanged our shirts after a Juventus v Perugia game." [/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]Full story: [URL="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/world_cup_2006/teams/france/5176426.stm"]http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/world_cup_2006/teams/france/5176426.stm[/URL][/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]Ah well, I guess that by comparing the above statement to what Zidane said during his press conference just after the Cup, we all know who the moral victor is. Marco, lei è gaio :Gay: [/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE]

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Zidane proposed to do three days of social work with the FIFA for kids , leaving like a real man. It will take time before another player will mark the football scene like he did.

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arrogant pr.ck if you ask me... Hell, 80% of the French team is not even French!!

So glad Italy won....Would have preferred to see Portugal in the final

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[quote=Bululu]Zidane proposed to do three days of social work with the FIFA for kids , leaving like a real man. It will take time before another player will mark the football scene like he did.[/quote]He already does a lot of social work for kids with leukemia and he's ambassador for the UNDP. When he gave his press conference about the incident with Materazzi, he didn't say a word about possible consequences for him, he only felt bad that he had given a bad example to the youth.

@ msindi: you obviously don't know shit about soccer, so I'm not even gonna bother to reply to what you wrote :roll::roll::roll:

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[quote=KinKyJ]@ msindi: you obviously don't know shit about soccer, so I'm not even gonna bother to reply to what you wrote :roll::roll::roll:[/quote]

Dude, to call it "soccer" just shows how much you know about the game yourself, just stick to making buns, Belgian buns are great :p

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PWNED!!! :AssKicki:

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[quote=chemicalbeavis]Dude, to call it "soccer" just shows how much you know about the game yourself, just stick to making buns, Belgian buns are great :p[/quote]When there are Americans around, I call it soccer, amongst Europeans I call it football and when I'm with my friends, I call it voetbal.

Anything else, my dear? :roll:

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[quote=KinKyJ]Anything else, my dear? :roll:[/quote]

FIFA World Rankings July 2006

1Brazil2[B][SIZE=3][COLOR=red]ITALY[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] 3Argentina 4France 5[B][SIZE=3][COLOR=red]ENGLAND[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] 6The Netherlands 7Spain8Portugal 9Germany 10Czech Republic 11Nigeria11Cameroon 13Switzerland14Uruguay 15Ukraine 16USA17Denmark 18Mexico 19Paraguay20C?te d'Ivoire 21Colombia 22Sweden23Croatia24Guinea25Ghana 26Romania 27Turkey 28Ecuador29Egypt30Poland 31Tunisia32Greece33Australia 34Russia35Senegal 36Serbia and Montenegro37Bulgaria38Honduras39Republic of Ireland 40Morocco 41Scotland42Peru 43Bosnia-Herzegovina 44Slovakia45Costa Rica46Chile 47Iran 48Togo 49Japan 50Uzbekistan51Israel 52Norway 53Guatemala 54Canada 55Angola 56Korea 57[B][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000]BELGIUM[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] 58Wales 59Panama60Austria 61Slovenia62Zambia 63Mali64Trinidad and Tobago 65Albania 66Zimbabwe 67Congo DR68Venezuela 69Lithuania 70Finland 71FYR Macedonia72South Africa73Belarus 74Burkina Faso 75Northern Ireland76Qatar 77Moldova 78Jamaica79Moldova 80Libya 81Saudi Arabia 82Latvia 83Estonia 84Hungary 85Bolivia 86Oman87Georgia 88Iraq 89China PR 90United Arab Emirates 91Korea DPR92Cyprus 93Algeria94Bahrain95Equatorial Guinea 96Gabon 96Cuba 98Jordan 99Uganda100Kuwait 101Ethiopia 102Cape Verde Islands 103Rwanda104Botswana105Armenia 106Benin Haiti107Iceland108Congo 109Azerbaijan110Syria 111Singapore 112Lebanon113Thailand 113Sudan 115St. Lucia116Tajikistan117Kenya117New Zealand 117Hong Kong120Palestine 121Kyrgyzstan122Malta 123Haiti 124Liechtenstein 125Yemen126Mozambique 126Maldives128Chad129St. Vincent and the Grenadines 130India 131Guyana131Andorra133Lesotho134Fiji135Mauritius136Liberia136St. Kitts and Nevis138Sri Lanka139Indonesia 140Kazakhstan 141Vietnam141Seychelles143Bangladesh143Tanzania145Antigua and Barbuda146Malaysia147El Salvador148Turkmenistan149Chinese Taipei150Surinam151Solomon Islands152Barbados153Swaziland153Pakistan155Sierra Leone 156Madagascar 157Burundi 158Gambia 159Grenada 160Bermuda 161Nicaragua 162Vanuatu 163Myanmar164Tahiti164Nepal166Mauritania167Namibia168British Virgin Islands169Niger Nepal169Faroe Islands 171New Caledonia172Central African Republic173Afghanistan174Papua New Guinea175Cayman Islands 176Netherlands Antilles177Eritrea178Brunei Darussalam179Guinea-Bissau179Somalia 181Mongolia182Laos183Dominica183Cambodia183Macau186Dominican Republic187Tonga 188Bhutan189Samoa190Puerto Rico191San Marino 192Philippines193Bahamas194Cook Islands 194Luxembourg 196Belize196Djibouti196S?o Tom? e Pr?ncipe196Aruba196US Virgin Islands 196Turks and Caicos Islands196Guam196American Samoa196Monserrat Source: [URL="http://www.fifa.com/"][COLOR=#0000ff]www.fifa.com[/COLOR][/URL]

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[quote=KinKyJ]When there are Americans around, I call it soccer, amongst Europeans I call it football and when I'm with my friends, I call it voetbal.

Anything else, my dear? :roll:[/quote]

Yo Kinky, I just remembered, Belgium is in the same group as Portugal in the 2008 European Cup qualifiers. :D

Get your asses ready for some kicking ;)

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[quote=Kinetic]Yo Kinky, I just remembered, Belgium is in the same group as Portugal in the 2008 European Cup qualifiers. :D

Get your asses ready for some kicking ;)[/quote]

Target practice for Portugal imo :twisted:

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[quote=KinKyJ]When there are Americans around, I call it soccer, amongst Europeans I call it football and when I'm with my friends, I call it voetbal.[/quote]

Hey, at least you're consistent. :D

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[quote=chemicalbeavis]FIFA World Rankings July 2006

1Brazil2[B][SIZE=3][COLOR=red]ITALY[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] 3Argentina 4France 5[B][SIZE=3][COLOR=red]ENGLAND[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] 6The Netherlands 7Spain8Portugal 9Germany 10Czech Republic 11Nigeria11Cameroon 13Switzerland14Uruguay 15Ukraine 16USA17Denmark 18Mexico 19Paraguay20C?te d'Ivoire 21Colombia 22Sweden23Croatia24Guinea25Ghana 26Romania 27Turkey 28Ecuador29Egypt30Poland 31Tunisia32Greece33Australia 34Russia35Senegal 36Serbia and Montenegro37Bulgaria38Honduras39Republic of Ireland 40Morocco 41Scotland42Peru 43Bosnia-Herzegovina 44Slovakia45Costa Rica46Chile 47Iran 48Togo 49Japan 50Uzbekistan51Israel 52Norway 53Guatemala 54Canada 55Angola 56Korea 57[B][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff0000]BELGIUM[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] 58Wales 59Panama60Austria 61Slovenia62Zambia 63Mali64Trinidad and Tobago 65Albania 66Zimbabwe 67Congo DR68Venezuela 69Lithuania 70Finland 71FYR Macedonia72South Africa73Belarus 74Burkina Faso 75Northern Ireland76Qatar 77Moldova 78Jamaica79Moldova 80Libya 81Saudi Arabia 82Latvia 83Estonia 84Hungary 85Bolivia 86Oman87Georgia 88Iraq 89China PR 90United Arab Emirates 91Korea DPR92Cyprus 93Algeria94Bahrain95Equatorial Guinea 96Gabon 96Cuba 98Jordan 99Uganda100Kuwait 101Ethiopia 102Cape Verde Islands 103Rwanda104Botswana105Armenia 106Benin Haiti107Iceland108Congo 109Azerbaijan110Syria 111Singapore 112Lebanon113Thailand 113Sudan 115St. Lucia116Tajikistan117Kenya117New Zealand 117Hong Kong120Palestine 121Kyrgyzstan122Malta 123Haiti 124Liechtenstein 125Yemen126Mozambique 126Maldives128Chad129St. Vincent and the Grenadines 130India 131Guyana131Andorra133Lesotho134Fiji135Mauritius136Liberia136St. Kitts and Nevis138Sri Lanka139Indonesia 140Kazakhstan 141Vietnam141Seychelles143Bangladesh143Tanzania145Antigua and Barbuda146Malaysia147El Salvador148Turkmenistan149Chinese Taipei150Surinam151Solomon Islands152Barbados153Swaziland153Pakistan155Sierra Leone 156Madagascar 157Burundi 158Gambia 159Grenada 160Bermuda 161Nicaragua 162Vanuatu 163Myanmar164Tahiti164Nepal166Mauritania167Namibia168British Virgin Islands169Niger Nepal169Faroe Islands 171New Caledonia172Central African Republic173Afghanistan174Papua New Guinea175Cayman Islands 176Netherlands Antilles177Eritrea178Brunei Darussalam179Guinea-Bissau179Somalia 181Mongolia182Laos183Dominica183Cambodia183Macau186Dominican Republic187Tonga 188Bhutan189Samoa190Puerto Rico191San Marino 192Philippines193Bahamas194Cook Islands 194Luxembourg 196Belize196Djibouti196S?o Tom? e Pr?ncipe196Aruba196US Virgin Islands 196Turks and Caicos Islands196Guam196American Samoa196Monserrat Source: [COLOR=#0000ff]www.fifa.com[/COLOR][/quote] But you still have a small dick:roll:

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[quote=Kinetic]Yo Kinky, I just remembered, Belgium is in the same group as Portugal in the 2008 European Cup qualifiers. :D

Get your asses ready for some kicking ;)[/quote]How 'bout you guys practice your diving a bit eh? ;)

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[quote=KinKyJ]But you still have a small dick:roll:[/quote]

oooh diddums, don't take it too hard, being shit at football isn't all that bad, but being Belgian...? :suicide:

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[quote=chemicalbeavis]oooh diddums, don't take it too hard, being shit at football isn't all that bad, but being Belgian...? :suicide:[/quote] Doesn't bother me either :roll:

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[quote=KinKyJ]Doesn't bother me either :roll:[/quote]

[img]http://www.websmileys.com/sm/fingers/fing21.gif[/img] Yeah course it doesn't, go and get your mum to put some lotion on that nappyrash.:lol:

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[quote=chemicalbeavis][URL="http://www.websmileys.com/sm/fingers/fing21.gif"][IMG]http://www.websmileys.com/sm/fingers/fing21.gif[/IMG][/URL] Yeah course it doesn't, go and get your mum to put some lotion on that nappyrash.:lol:[/quote]Nappy rash? If your mom had change on 5 euro, you'd be calling me dad ;)

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I'm English sport, I don't have a "mom" i have a mum, we don't use "euros" we use pounds, and we don't play "soccer" we play football, considerably better than you i may add. :D

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[quote=chemicalbeavis]I'm English sport, I don't have a "mom" i have a mum, we don't use "euros" we use pounds, and we don't play "soccer" we play football, considerably better than you i may add. :D[/quote] I don't play football, I do thaiboxing, so you could be right. But that doesn't prevent me from still not caring at all :roll:

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[quote=KinKyJ]I don't play football, I do thaiboxing, so you could be right. But that doesn't prevent me from still not caring at all :roll:[/quote]

i wasn't referring to you as an individual, i was referring to your lameass country, and as for "thaiboxing" what makes you think i am interested in that? are you trying to give me the impression that you are a toughguy? or just that you like to grapple with other half naked men? sorry sport, i will stick with football (or "voetbal" to you) :lol:

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[quote=chemicalbeavis]i wasn't referring to you as a person, i was referring to your lameass country, and as for "thaiboxing" what makes you think i am interested in that? are you trying to tell me you are a toughguy? or just that you like to grapple with other half naked men? sorry sport, i will stick with football (or "voetball" to you) :lol:[/quote] time for your cocooning session chem... [URL="http://www.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/creative_photography4.jpg"][URL="http://www.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/creative_photography4.jpg"][IMG]http://www.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/creative_photography4.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [/URL]

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oh i get it, i'm the guy under the hippo right? oh man, really thats too funny, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Spanner :roll:

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[quote=chemicalbeavis]oh i get it, i'm the guy under the hippo right? oh man, really thats too funny, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Spanner :roll:[/quote]for an inbredton you're pretty smart chem ;)

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[quote=KinKyJ]for an inbredton you're pretty smart chem ;)[/quote]

Yeah you're right, i am pretty smart, thats not hard to notice, but i must tell you that there is no history of inbreeding in my family history. Please, tell me, what gives you the impression i am a product of inbreeding :?:

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[quote=chemicalbeavis]Yeah you're right, i am pretty smart, thats not hard to notice, but i must tell you that there is no history of inbreeding in my family history. Please, tell me, what gives you the impression i am a product of inbreeding :?:[/quote] A people living on an island for hundreds of years... You do the math smartie ;)

Ow yeah, that and wanking to Sasha :lol:

But really, this thread isn't about you, it's about Zidane.

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Yes, i have quite a collection of your anti British comments, what is it you dislike about the British so much? did you get shafted by someone British? did you get ditched by a British girlfriend (or maybe boyfriend in your case?) or are you just bitter because we are far superior to you at "voetbal"?

get over it, we are better than you, and so is Zidane :lol:

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[quote=chemicalbeavis]Yes, i have quite a collection of your anti British comments, what is it you dislike about the British so much? did you get shafted by someone British? did you get ditched by a British girlfriend (or maybe boyfriend in your case?) or are you just bitter because we are far superior to you at "voetbal"?

get over it, we are better than you, and so is Zidane :lol:[/quote]The only thing I dislike about the brits are the women. Damn spit ugly dogs imo (generally speaking). Ow yeah, another thing: the fact that you call that warm foamless horse piss in pints "beer." Doesn't surprise me at all you lot hop over to Spain or Greece and get pissed on lemonade with Heineken stickers on it ;)

I'm just kidding chem, I don't dislike the brits as a whole, I just enjoy taking a piss on you once a while. So far you've been most cooperative, thanks :twisted:

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Oh, and there's me thinking i was having all the fun :what

Oh yeah beer, i forgot about that, i only remembered Belgium for Joey Beltram and these things...

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Anyway, Heineken isn't british and i wouldn't drink that shit if my life depended on it.

...and by the way, "Ow" isn't a real word ;)

.... and neither is "inbredton"

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[quote=chemicalbeavis] Oh, and there's me thinking i was having all the fun :what

Oh yeah beer, i forgot about that, i only remembered Belgium for Joey Beltram and these things...

[URL="http://www.chemicalbeavis.toucansurf.com/belgian.jpg"][URL="http://www.chemicalbeavis.toucansurf.com/belgian.jpg"][IMG]http://www.chemicalbeavis.toucansurf.com/belgian.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/URL][/quote]wtf is that? :shock:

[quote=chemicalbeavis]Anyway, Heineken isn't british and i wouldn't drink that shit if my life depended on it.[/quote]So you get wasted on Oranjeboom or Amstel when you're on holiday with the herd then eh? Or don't tell me you always look for the nearest pub which serves Stella? 8)

-edit- inbred + briton = inbredton, kapish now? ;)

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[quote=KinKyJ]wtf is that? :shock: [/quote]

That, my little Belgian buddy, is your finest export, it is what you are reknowned for outside your measly little borders, and i must concede, is the finest piece of pastry availiable :)

[quote=KinKyJ]So you get wasted on Oranjeboom or Amstel when you're on holiday with the herd then eh? Or don't tell me you always look for the nearest pub which serves Stella? 8)[/quote]

Neither do i go on holiday with a "herd" nor do i drink lager, i drink wines and spirits fyi, and no, that does not make me a poof.

Do you know who Joey Beltram is :?:

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[quote=KinKyJ]inbred + briton = inbredton[/quote]

Oh dear :FuckOff:

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[quote=chemicalbeavis]That, my little Belgian buddy, is your finest export, it is what you are reknowned for outside your measly little borders, and i must concede, is the finest piece of pastry availiable :)[/quote]Looks like something my cat started to digest, but spat up again. Does it have a name? Can't say I've been it before...

[quote=chemicalbeavis]Neither do i go on holiday with a "herd" nor do i drink lager, i drink wines and spirits fyi, and no, that does not make me a poof.[/quote]but still you're insinuating that [B]I'm[/B] gay? :lol:

[quote=chemicalbeavis]Do you know who Joey Beltram is :?:[/quote]Of course I do, but he's American, what does he have to do with Belgicum?

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I'm bored with you now, you are beginning to irritate me, i'm off to the patisserie to buy a Belgian bun. mmmmhhmmmmmmm 8)

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damn, this thread truly got fucked.

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so did it's instigator :twisted: :lol:

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[quote=chemicalbeavis]and as for "thaiboxing" what makes you think i am interested in that? are you trying to give me the impression that you are a toughguy? or just that you like to grapple with other half naked men?[/quote] :CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp:

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I'm guessing the one on the right, inititating the contact, is Kinky.

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