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what's the worst job you've ever had?

86 durable postsStarted 2005-01-25Latest 2005-02-03
#9237Post 1 of 86

i did telemarketing for 2 weeks...fucking hated it. i never sold anything, i was close once though. i managed to get this 60 year old dude interested in purchasing 500 letter openers. when the floor manager heard (they monitor calls) he came and started telling me what to say so i wouldn't loose the sale...well long story short he made me make that poor old man cry. he made me tell him to be man enough and buy the openers without his wifes consent, i think he cried from the pressure ..anyway that was my last day ..fuck telemarketing, if i want something i'll go get it

what's yours?

#347760Post 2 of 86

LOL!! Great story! More of them!! :CrackUp:

-Psynce-

#347761Post 3 of 86

I did debt collection as a second job for 4 weeks. Not only did people hate me calling, but they were pised because I was demanding money. Barely collected anything.

Also, the managers there were cocks. I up and quit.

#347765Post 4 of 86

Dish pig at Earl's, got moved to cook, not that much better 8)

#347767Post 5 of 86

i was an expoditer at a seafood restaurant for nearly a year, my sidework included shucking oysters. about 20 dozen. horrible stench.

#347768Post 6 of 86

Re: what's the worst job you've ever had?

Working in a produce warehouse. Cold ass temperatures, overnight, heavy labor, and 12 hour shifts! Sucked ass, but now I have that "one shitty job" to bitch to my kids about someday. :lol:

#347771Post 7 of 86

Re: what's the worst job you've ever had?

[quote=remoh]i did telemarketing for 2 weeks...fucking hated it. i never sold anything, i was close once though. i managed to get this 60 year old dude interested in purchasing 500 letter openers. when the floor manager heard (they monitor calls) he came and started telling me what to say so i wouldn't loose the sale...well long story short he made me make that poor old man cry. he made me tell him to be man enough and buy the openers without his wifes consent, i think he cried from the pressure ..anyway that was my last day ..fuck telemarketing, if i want something i'll go get it

what's yours?[/quote]

lol, sounds like boiler room

my worst was mowing lawns

#347772Post 8 of 86

Re: what's the worst job you've ever had?

It wasn't the job itself rather the one major aspect of my last job. She was a micro-manager and didn't have any sort of clue as to how she should be doing her job. My nickname for her? SATAN! And I didn't keep her nickname a secret either - others eventually adopted it too as it was so apropos! She eventually got demoted and for good reason. The rest of the people/job was okay, but she made it hell for me to actually want to wake up and be a do-gooder each and every day that we worked together. :twisted: :evil: :EvilFlic: :BangHead: :DumbAss:

The bright side is my boss at my new job is the opposite of a micro-manager, which suits me rather well! Whew. 8)

#347801Post 9 of 86

McDonalds. Never ever work there...Ended my last day @ the job with a row in plain sight of all the customers: my manager (a beyotch) tried to embarras me in front of everyone. Bad move, she got it 10x as bad from me. I even got applauded by some peepz for really flaming her: I totally told what I thought of her and her managing skills (which were ectually non-existent). :mrgreen:

She didn't burst into tears though...pity.

#347803Post 10 of 86

seek out the security video yao. i would love to see primal rage on film.

#347805Post 11 of 86

Operate the console of a live show without floor monitors for the musicians, fucking hated.

#347806Post 12 of 86

Hope they still have it :mrgreen:

Will you be dissapointed if there's no bloodshed?

#347809Post 13 of 86

yes.

#347810Post 14 of 86

Sorry, no bloodshed on the tape...but I stabbed her in the back verbally, if that makes it up a little bit?

#347811Post 15 of 86

verbal stabbing

my new album title.

#347814Post 16 of 86

Glad to be of help. Now that bitch is finally good for something.

#347825Post 17 of 86

Re: what's the worst job you've ever had?

freakin NASA... wasn't all that good with math and stuff....

#347834Post 18 of 86

Where do I start?

  1. Dairy department of Winn-Dixie. The dairy manager used to make me take eggs that were out of date and divide them up into two 1/2 dozen containers since those didn't have a date printed on them. I felt like such a asshole doing it, but I didn't want to lose my job.

  2. Newspaper delivery. Did that for 3 nights before I said fuck it. They woo you by telling you what you'll make per month (since that's how they pay you) but leave out that it will take you the better part of 10 hours per day, 7 days per week. Not to mention gas and wear-and-tear on your car.

  3. Night auditor of a hotel. The real title should've been front desk donkey. You sit there all fucking night and talk to a total of 3 people between the hours of 10pm-8am. I didn't return after my first night.

#347837Post 19 of 86

Staple Remover.

Gayest. Job. EVER!

The sad thing is it's my current job...but the money is alright so I guess I can't really complain.

#347845Post 20 of 86

[quote=White_Hindu]Staple Remover.

Gayest. Job. EVER!

The sad thing is it's my current job...but the money is alright so I guess I can't really complain.[/quote]

staple remover ... from???

#347849Post 21 of 86

stomachs?

#347874Post 22 of 86

I quit the shithole of a bank that I worked for. I reached my wit?s end, and I had to get those bitches when it hurt the most. Let me break it down for you:

There are normally 8 of us working in the branch. It usually takes all 8 people to make the branch run smoothly in any given day. Even having only 7 will fuck things up considerably. With that in mind, my manager saw fit to schedule 4 people off the week after christmas. THAT?S HALF THE FUCKING BRANCH!!!! As you can imagine, this didn?t sit too well with me.

However, I was the only one who saw fit to voice his opinions about it. Everybody else cowered like some little bitches. Of course, my manager wasn?t hearing it. He says that if he can tough it out for a week with half the folks gone, then we should be able to do it as well.

I knew it was bullshit, but I couldn?t say anything against it. I was just gonna make sure that he worked that week and didn?t hide in his office like a pussy, which he was likely to do. So life went on, and everything was cool in bank land.

The Monday before Christmas, my manager tells us that he has decided to schedule himself off that week because he ?hasn?t spent time with his family?. What? I wish a motherfucker would??.. So now we?re down to 3 people to run an 8-person branch, which will probably be busy as hell. I knew at that point that my days were numbered. Customer complaints against me were going to go through the roof that week because I REALLY would not give a fuck. I figured i?d work until the first week of January and quit.

My manager threw a wrench in the operation when he announced that Thursday that he would start his vacation early - that very day. Not only that, he picked the busiest time of the day to step out. I called him out on it, and he basically said that he could do whatever he wanted because he?s the manager. Aight bitch - I got your prerogative RIGHT HERE?.

On top of that, I realized that I would be working all week with the two people that i most dislike. I wasn?t gonna make. It was then and there that I decided that Friday (Christmas Eve) would be my last day. I just wasn?t gonna tell anybody.

So on Friday, December 24, 2004, I walked into work with a smile on my face. If anybody asked, I would say that it was the Christmas spirit. It wasn?t really busy that day; all we did was talk about how busy the next week would be and discussed strategies to maintain the flow of traffic. They made me the vault teller because the vault teller was on vacation the following week with everybody else. I alone had the combination to the mone vault, so if the bank ran low on money, they had to go through me. I didn?t object. They wanted me to run a teller drawer the following week, since all of the tellers were scheduled off. I didn?t object. I was doing it for the better of the company.

At the end of the day after everybody else shut down their computers, I sent an email to them all, along with the HR person and the regional manager simply stating ?Today is my last day here. My keys are in the desk.? I wished them all a Merry Christmas, and that was it.

I can only imagine how hectic that Monday morning was. Banks are usually busy on Mondays because they?re closed on Sundays. You factor in the bank being closed for 2 days, let alone after a holiday, and you have a madhouse (even with all 8 people there). With that in mind, trim the staff down to 2 and you can imagine the nightmare that they walked into that day. Nobody to work as teller. No vault teller. Nobody for the second set of codes to unlock everything. An employee who quit without notice. A parking lot full of eager, impatient customers. A manager who took an early vacation, and is impossible to reach. Let me go back - an employee who suddenly quit without notice AND recently changed his home and mobile numbers. My mole in the system told me that things in the branch reached a boiling point that day, and they damn near had to close it down.

I?m proud of my work.

#347875Post 23 of 86

i worked on an assembly line making industrial sized air conditioners.

it sucked.

it was easy.

but hly crap was it boring

#347882Post 24 of 86

Re: what's the worst job you've ever had?

U.P.S....this was in Orlando in the middle of the summer...the trailer would sit in the heat all day long...my shift started at 6pm...when I would lift the back door open, a blast of hot, dusty, musty air hit me right in the face...we were required to unload 1200 boxes an hour, labels up or on the right side. After an hour and a half of back breaking work, we would get a 10 minute break...just long enough to run to the break room, stand in line for the vending maching, down a pepsi and a snickers bar, then run back to the work area and start again....supervisors were constantly running around pushing you to go faster...I would go home with cardboard dust in every orifice of my body...I called in sick with the flu once but I guess they didn't believe me...so I showed up and unloaded about 200 in an hour...they asked me why I even came into work if I was sick..pricks....

#347883Post 25 of 86

^ I had a buddy that was a supervisor at the UPS in Orlando a few years ago. He always talked about how shitty it was.

#347893Post 26 of 86

ups sucks i did it for 2 weeks for christmas help..shitty.. my back gave out at the end of the 2 weeks

#347932Post 27 of 86

I spent 2 weeks sticking timber in a sawmill... I hated that, cos it was so boring, not to mention exhausting and shit pay :roll:

I spent 1 day as a garbage man, I think that was even worse :?

I really, really hated working as a hotel barman too, again shitty pay, and my manager was a complete prick. At least I got free booze though :twisted:

#347934Post 28 of 86

Pickels, you deserve an award for that. If there isn't one, we'll create one.

5 go-go-points for Pickels.

#347957Post 29 of 86

ok well 2 jobs come to mind...one being a punishment really..

  1. In 2001 i went to the East coast/maryland O.C to live for the summer..I was out one night and was at a party when the cops were bangin on the door..we all thought this was great fun as people were hiding under beds and around curtains, very movie like.. so the cops busted my friend and i for underage drinking..i was 20(damn 21 rule) at the time and had being drinking in pubs back home since i was 16..

So anyway went to the judge and got 20 hours community service in a bus station toilet cleaning it...now that was a shit job, and i nerely got fired as i had to take 3 days off work to clean up other peoples shit..

  1. when i was about 16 i was working in a pub till about 3-4am on fri/sat nights then i would be in at 10 am on sat/sun morning to sort out the bottle bins...for anyone who does'nt know what they are its basically where all the bottles with different types of drink are thrown and u have to reach in and sort out the bottles..

the smell of it plus the fact i would prob be drinkin after work plus little sleep would sometimes make me puke into the bins and then have to put my hands back in.. :?

i lasted 2weeks in that job...shitty

#347958Post 30 of 86

Re: what's the worst job you've ever had?

i once worked for an independent marketing firm which for $5/hour, i had to call random people, ask them dozens of questions to pre-qualify them for a study the firm was having, like who drank a certain brand of liquor. calls would go on for 15 minutes or more to only find out that they didn't qualify! that job lasted for about a week!

#347976Post 31 of 86

I worked@Mc Donalds, Pizza Hut and several fabrics to get me some money for holidays, cars and beer when I was younger but the worst job I hever had was to deliever food for a Chinese restaurant. The cars they had were rotten pieces of shit which were not safe for driving at all. He didn't pay me good and it was hectic all the way and besides driving ugly smelling Chinese Fast food to customers I had to clean his mess he called kitchen and also help him with cooking and preparing the meals. 3 jobs in one for a few bucks. If people knew how old the food was he cooked together and that it didn't matter if it fell down on the floor ("If you cook it, all bacteria will go away" was his motto) they would have puked straight away after the 1st bite. He always yelled at me to drive faster but as soon as I got a ticket for it I was blamed as well to drive with more attention. :roll: After 2 months he yelled again something in my direction and I just quit without saying anything and never came back. :lol: Good ole times with handshake contracts, nowadays even such douchebags could probably sue you for breaking a contract even if it?s modern slavery what they call a job.

#347983Post 32 of 86

Re: what's the worst job you've ever had?

Shop assistant

#348066Post 33 of 86

i worked in a mail room as well. you talk about a never ending job. thousands of bills to mail out each day! never could get caught up with things!

#348068Post 34 of 86

Oh yeah! And, I worked in the Linen and Bedding Dept in Burdines. I needed the money!! :roll:

#348077Post 35 of 86

selling sprint!!! knoked on 2 doors then i quit, one person i had to talk thru the door, the other just didnt bother talking. damn, never will i do sales ever again. :twisted:

#348079Post 36 of 86

Worst job is any job that requires heavy lifting all day.

#348081Post 37 of 86

Re: what's the worst job you've ever had?

I sold CutCo Knives as well. They scammed me into buying one of their starter sets for $160 and gave me nothing us to work with. I had to come up with my own client base or go door to door! That sucked!

#348116Post 38 of 86

worst job was at kinder's factory, worked there for short period and had to make 400toys per day in order to earn 5$ i quit the job in two days i tryed everithing including bringing the toy parts at home with me and asemble them at home, but still no result.i couldnt make the 400 toys in one single day i guess it wasn't ment for me damn, that was a disturbing time for me :?

#348130Post 39 of 86

Re: what's the worst job you've ever had?

target. shelve stocker. 4am-12pm. 1 year. ugh.

cant even stand to go into a target now.

also worked at taco time for 2 weeks when i was 17. that sucked too.

#348351Post 40 of 86

stock broker... waking up at 4am and cold calling people at work all day til 6pm, then on saturday and half day on sunday... lasted a week... f* that... rather have student loans for the rest of my life...

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