what are yours folks? go go go!

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I can make a fart sound by putting my hands together. Although useless, it does raise eyebrows in an elevator :lol:

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^ is that a super power! :lol:

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dhar's = post nonsense? ;)

i remember a year or two ago you were posting like 200-300 times a day it seemed, lol.

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ability to pick up women when not even trying. scary at times.

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I can recite any line from Only Fools & Horses, and name the epiosde said line is from

I could also probably list every track, in order, on all the GU's and Renaissances from 1998- 2005 ish

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[quote=Dhar_2;766809]^ is that a super power! :lol:[/quote] It is when you have an elevator full of people. Usually at the next floor everyone gets off :lol:

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at work right now, and my superpower is the ability to drink coffee and not feel its effects. i suck!

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U.s.a.

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hahaha... feels like the truth these days.

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[quote=rainman;766835]ability to pick up women when not even trying. scary at times.[/quote]

how much do they weigh?

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I have the ability to read people within the first 30 seconds of meeting them.

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[QUOTE]how much do they weigh?[/QUOTE]

varies really. some are heavy, some are light. they happen to come in all shapes, colors and posess a wide variety of personalities.

........ass

:lol:

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:lol:

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Remembering people's names and like every phone number I've ever gotten. Work,friends, drug dealers etc. For someone who did so many drugs it amazes how I remember these things. It pales in comparison to rainman's abilities however.

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I can hold my load for a long long time and then have a wicked money shot festival .

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[quote=lilsensa;766888]I have the ability to read people within the first 30 seconds of meeting them.[/quote]

That's hardly useless. I'm the same way and I find it quite helpful in life.

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I can do that too, but sometimes I must admit that I'm wrong. It's surprising when it happens and good too.

Btw...NICE TO SEE YOU HERE NEOEE...it's been awhile! :D

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I can cure hiccups - works every time. :shock:

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[quote=Garrick;766821]dhar's = post nonsense? ;)

i remember a year or two ago you were posting like 200-300 times a day it seemed, lol.[/quote]

so my super power would be omnipresence! ;) :lol:

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i can do a break-dance with my eyebrows, useless but funny

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can tell you about people by looking at their photos works more often than not.

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[quote=rainman;766835]ability to pick up women when not even trying. scary at times.[/quote]

Impressive 8)

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I can whistle through me eye sockets. As yet though I haven't found a really good reason to do it.

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[quote=rainman;766835]ability to pick up women when not even trying. scary at times.[/quote]

good 'ole rhoppies! ;) :lol:

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Our president

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[quote=rainman;766835]ability to pick up women when not even trying. scary at times.[/quote]

Need a whole thread for your strategies dude!

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The ability to guess last week's lottery numbers correctly without knowing what they were.

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[QUOTE=rainman;766835]ability to pick up women when not even trying. scary at times.[/QUOTE]

unattractive women, or? :lol:

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[quote=Kamal;767121]can tell you about people by looking at their photos works more often than not.[/quote]

so what do my pics say about me ?

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[quote=Kamal;767121]can tell you about people by looking at their photos works more often than not.[/quote] thats useless why? and my pics?

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[quote=Kat;767287]thats useless why? and my pics?[/quote]

post a nice one in here, will PM you

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[quote=Bender420;767286]so what do my pics say about me ?[/quote]

nuff said :lol:

[IMG]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=275&pictureid=2406[/IMG]

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[quote=nick007;767152]Need a whole thread for your strategies dude![/quote]

would love to share, but i don't even know how i do it sometimes, it just happens.

[QUOTE]unattractive women, or? :lol:[/QUOTE]

all attractive. a few models even. once picked up a girl at a bar and we "dated" for a few weeks before she told me she was on the cover of a hooters calendar.

[QUOTE]Originally Posted by [B]Kamal[/B] [URL="http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?p=767121#post767121"][IMG]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif[/IMG][/URL]
[I]can tell you about people by looking at their photos works more often than not.[/I] [/QUOTE]

can do this as well. it comes from being able to read people in general. recently read an article in mens health about how to determine whether or not a chick is actually in to you by reading her body language and facial expressions. do some digging on this, there's all kinds of info out there.

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[quote=Kamal;767291]post a nice one in here, will PM you[/quote] heres one

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The cup of wine is in the way :twisted:

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[quote=rainman;767296] can do this as well. it comes from being able to read people in general. recently read an article in mens health about how to determine whether or not a chick is actually in to you by reading her body language and facial expressions. do some digging on this, there's all kinds of info out there.[/quote]

thats very different from what I'm talking about. for me its not about having to see someone in person (though have done that too) but static photos - even of people I have never seen before. and it doesnt happen all the time, happens once in a while and tends to happen more often when I'm mildly buzzed for some inexplicable reason.

was in an intalian restaurant in jersey couple of years ago with a friend and his wife and while our (older) waitress had served our table for a bit, it was only halfway through dinner I suddenly started getting all these freaking images in my head about her life in general. divorced, two sons, bla bla bla and my friend and his wife dropped their forks in the midst of dinner. they knew her well (it was a favorite restaurant of theirs) and apparently most of what I sensed was spot on. funnily, my friend's wife said "I have my sister's photo at home I'd like you to see and tell me about her future if you could" :lol:

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@ Kamal: thats actualy reading from the Akashic records, and anyone can do it with a little practice of course, obviously you are able to quiet your thoughts (which is not so easy as it seems) to the point you can recognize the information coming to you, well done. I'm curious of what you'll see :)

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[quote=Kat;767303]@ Kamal: thats actualy reading from the Akashic records, and anyone can do it with a little practice of course[/quote]

[quote=Kat;767287]thats useless why?[/quote]

thats why I felt it was rather useless :p