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i'm pretty awesome at mario kart on super nintendo

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ya well anyone can do it, but only few really do, although the number is increasing fast coz the knowledge is widely available now

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[quote=Kamal;767292]nuff said :lol:

[IMG]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=275&pictureid=2406[/IMG][/quote]

nuff said? that's skirting the challenge! anyone can tell from this pic that i like the sauce!!!

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[quote=Kamal;767301]thats very different from what I'm talking about. for me its not about having to see someone in person (though have done that too) but static photos - even of people I have never seen before. and it doesnt happen all the time, happens once in a while and tends to happen more often when I'm mildly buzzed for some inexplicable reason.

was in an intalian restaurant in jersey couple of years ago with a friend and his wife and while our (older) waitress had served our table for a bit, it was only halfway through dinner I suddenly started getting all these freaking images in my head about her life in general. divorced, two sons, bla bla bla and my friend and his wife dropped their forks in the midst of dinner. they knew her well (it was a favorite restaurant of theirs) and apparently most of what I sensed was spot on. funnily, my friend's wife said "I have my sister's photo at home I'd like you to see and tell me about her future if you could" :lol:[/quote]

that's pretty crazy man

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[quote=Haziel;767300]The cup of wine is in the way :twisted:[/quote]

:roflmao:

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I saw this and it reminded me of this thread :)

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:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

So much funny stuff on here today!! :D

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the power to have women waste time while you are around them....

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thats not a super power! thats just women! :roll:

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if i close my eyes, i become invisible. suck thing is that, i think my eyes do too, so i cant see ANYTHING! and if i open my eyes, im there again ffs. so i have to complete my heists blind. Stink thing about this is that sometimes i steal the wrong things. to add to this, cos my clothes dont go invisible, then i have to do them naked as well, and if i accidentally open my eyes even once... boy that was embarrassing...

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^^^ :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

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i worry about him!

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:David:

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[IMG]http://www.michaeltotten.com/images/Now%20You%20Cant%20See%20Me%20Fallujah.jpg[/IMG]

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[IMG]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/i-ar-hiding.jpg[/IMG]

i believe this thread may have just taken a turn for the __________. :D

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[quote=pipey;768841]if i close my eyes, i become invisible. suck thing is that, i think my eyes do too, so i cant see ANYTHING! and if i open my eyes, im there again ffs. so i have to complete my heists blind. Stink thing about this is that sometimes i steal the wrong things. to add to this, cos my clothes dont go invisible, then i have to do them naked as well, and if i accidentally open my eyes even once... boy that was embarrassing...[/quote]

Kiwis

"shakes head";)

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:lol: :lol: :lol: I love lol cats :lol:

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[IMG]http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u97/Cubby1412/cats/here-i-is-hiding.jpg[/IMG]

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:lol: :lol: :loL: For dog lovers [IMG]http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/2103/funnydogpicturesdoghope.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/5482/loldogcutepuppykitteh.jpg[/IMG]

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[IMG]http://lifesimages.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/you-cant-see-me.jpg[/IMG]

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[IMG]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/funny-pictures-cat-comes-home-in-lamp-shade.jpg[/IMG]

ok not related - but FREAKING AWESOME!

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Agreed !!!:CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp:

BTW SOS is BYO lightshade :lol:

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

[IMG]http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-dog-pictures-bet-thermometer.jpg?w=449&h=380[/IMG]

this one had me laughing out loud in my office, and trying to pretend that im not surfing the net, and that im laughing at the stupidity of some IT fucktard who cant use his pc - LOL

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So both my dogs died this year so i got my daughter a one eyed blind kitten from the her teacher. Someone hit it with wire and blinded it and then burnt her whiskers off.

I am allergic to cats but this one is pretty cool. [IMG]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=141&pictureid=2460[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=141&pictureid=2462[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=141&pictureid=2461[/IMG]

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People can be so cruel:( He can see out of one eye. ?? Very cute though. :D I had a cat who lost an eye a few years ago. She was fine. :)

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[QUOTE=Dhar_2;768821]thats not a super power! thats just women! :roll:[/QUOTE]

hence why its useless and wasting my time.

cue piano cat.

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man good on you for looking after him - people can be such fucking wankers.

thats so mean, how can someone do that to something so sweet and innocent. if i caught that person, id do it to them

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[IMG]http://enchanteur.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/pirate-cat.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-pirate-cat.jpg[/IMG]

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[IMG]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-pirate-cat-grimaces.jpg[/IMG]

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[IMG]http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-dog-pictures-hoola-hoop.jpg?w=466&h=700[/IMG]

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[IMG]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/1_3_3_7/ninjacat.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dZgYLH1Tw7k/SgG2mcQ6vxI/AAAAAAAABcM/Sm7aYwq9OUk/s400/ninja+cat.jpg[/IMG]

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[IMG]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/ninjacatva11.jpg[/IMG]

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[IMG]http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny-dog-pictures-bouncer-list.jpg[/IMG]

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[IMG]http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-dog-pictures-problem-kid.jpg?w=450&h=500[/IMG]

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^^^ xd

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^ Ah fucking kiwi's they the best -laughed out loud

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^^^ you do alright yourself. :lol:

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ha ha those pics are classic - the kid one cracks me up

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^Don't you think its a southern hemisphere humour thing that we find similiar stuff funny?