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[QUOTE=lilsensa;731669]It happened. She looked nothing like she did in her pictures. She looked pretty good in the pictures, but when I met her, it looked like she didn't put too much effort into her appearance.... Also, she has tourettes, burped out loud really annoyingly, and was depressing as hell to talk to....She kept telling me how depressing it was to work in the hospital as the person who pulls the plug on people that are no longer able to breath on their own...

Fuck, I always get the weird shit happen to me.... :([/QUOTE]

ok but did you hit it ?

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[quote=Haziel;731694]ok but did you hit it ?[/quote]

No, I felt bad for her.

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^:Tongue: That sounds like a terrible date...maybe next time you decide before actually going out, by having a drink first at her/your place...

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Sounds like the date from hell .... seriously, youn't even make that shit up !

On the plus side all other dates should be better - maybe you need a mid-date phone call, just in case it's going badly and you have to leave because your pet parrot's been taken ill.

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At the end, she asked what I wanted to do....I told her I had to go to bed early because I was helping my nan with something in the morning.. Ha!

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^thats totally fine, women do this all the time...I would have hung out asked a few questions, felt the vibe a little before leaving her place (then decide if you are leaving with or without her next time at this point). Remember you are in control (with all DUE respect) not her :D (Can't wait till chanty or dq reads/responds to this, btw)

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ok we get she wasnt pretty but lets se the photo you saw online

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^^Eh, no. I have a little bit of respect. I want to though....But....No.

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[quote=lilsensa;731741]^^eh, no. I have a little bit of respect.[/quote]

+10 ;)

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oooooh go on !

nah - stay respectful.

If she has tourets just imagin the filth she would have come out with during sex !

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If she has her picture available in her online profile for everyone to see, no reason NOT to post it here. Public is public. But if she sent it just to you, then keep it that way.

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^^I was trying to be respectful and was almost going to mention this , but hell yeah brotha if you kept the rythm on a right pace she might of have fucked your brains out .

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^^Because I don't want this turning ugly, like that one thread about that Asian chick posing with those cars. :lol:

That, and I'm a nice guy. :D

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[quote=Steve Graham;731673]omg! you gave a girl your number and she had the audacity to call you before using her ESP and figuring you were with another girl.. bitch! lol[/quote]

lol

Well yeah you have a point...

Anyway, I actually went out with her last friday, nothing serious, just a couple of drinks and a chat. She actually looked pretty good, just like the pics, very fit and athletic, almost as tall as me, turns out she did lie about a couple of things on her profile, but then she told me she actually is in law enforcement, she works for the Foreign Citizens Service (ie. she investigates possible illegal aliens), so she lied mainly because of her job.

It was a good couple of hours, but she didn´t talk so much about her and instead asked a lot of questions about me, so I felt almost "tired" at the end, it was too much about me and too little about her. Also a couple of things led me to believe she might have someone else too.

Anyway, we decided to keep in touch and go for coffee some other day.

So in the end, I´d say it´s already been worth my while to have gotten on one of these sites. :D

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[QUOTE=lilsensa;731755]^^Because I don't want this turning ugly, like that one thread about that Asian chick posing with those cars. :lol:

That, and I'm a nice guy. :D[/QUOTE] You are indeed!! . God this lot are a pack of desperates :lol: It would be like a shark feeding frenzy :lol: :lol: :lol:

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[QUOTE=lilsensa;720662]It's official!! I am on one of these dating site. My curiosity got the best of me..I am going to be getting so much ass!! Boyband ass!! :lol::lol:[/QUOTE]

This explains why he doesn't want to post pics :|

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[MAD]pic[/MAD]

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[quote=lilsensa;731755]^^Because I don't want this turning ugly, like that one thread about that Asian chick posing with those cars.[/quote]

She was smoking

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[quote=TheMightyGreg;705810]Just wondered what people's thoughts on this were? I've recently joined up to one (with some fairly serious preconceptions) and have to say it's a shitload of fun, and there are literally thousands of girls on there (thousands of guys too, for you ladeeyz out there) ranging from the inevitable monsters to some seriously fit and interesting people.

I used to waste far too much time fucking around on Facebook (which I've now sacked off), and there's much more chance of getting laid this way...happy dayz! :D[/quote]Been on it a few years ago and it's truly an online hump catalogue. The good thing about dating sites is that most women on there are still coping with their previous break ups. Those who really want a relationship are too ugly to find a mate in real life, so you ignore their profiles anyways. Sex with no strings attached guaranteed in other words ;)

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[quote=KinKyJ;732100]Those who really want a relationship are too ugly to find a mate in real life, so you ignore their profiles anyways. [/quote]

Wow what a massive generalization here...

:roll:

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[quote=dusk;732120]Wow what a massive generalization here...

:roll:[/quote]Nope. My standards just are higher than yours. That's ok though, ugly people need sex too ;)

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KINKYJ! Glad you are stepping in here, a big dose of reality is very much welcomed/needed :lol:

What have you been up to?

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[quote=lilsensa;731669]It happened. She looked nothing like she did in her pictures. [/quote]

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[quote=KinKyJ;732124] That's ok though, ugly people need sex too ;)[/quote]

lol... alrighty then... :D

Anyways, one of my girlfriends (who is a stunner btw) found her hubby thru an online dating service.. I'm guessing this kinda service might work for some (especially for women) who are rather shy.

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That picture is whoa??!!

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[quote=floridaorange;732130]KINKYJ! Glad you are stepping in here, a big dose of reality is very much welcomed/needed :lol:

What have you been up to?[/quote]I've started working at a new company in February and since it's executive level, the pile of initial work was ball busting. Add an audit to the equasion and you know what I've been doing lately :partypeople: Anyways, I'm back with a vengance: the secretaries here are a cure against heterosexuality, so I've already bookmarked the boob thread :RockOn:

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[quote=KinKyJ;732124]Nope. My standards just are higher than yours. That's ok though, ugly people need sex too ;)[/quote]

good to see you are back and are as much of a douche as you were before. welcome back! :p

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[QUOTE=Mariner1;732132]on the internetz, we call that, "strong myspace angle"

[IMG]http://www.officialdatingresource.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/a1.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.officialdatingresource.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/a2.jpg[/IMG] GET THE HARPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS![/QUOTE]

I'd hit it ... with a truck

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[QUOTE=KinKyJ;732142]the secretaries here are a cure against heterosexuality, so I've already bookmarked the boob thread :RockOn:[/QUOTE]

ROFLMAO [IMG]http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/laugh2.gif[/IMG]

Good to hear you are doing well, and the audit is over.

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Yea, glad your back kinky!

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Yeah man, welcome back big nuts

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[quote=Haziel;732151]I'd hit it ... with a truck[/quote]

My money's on her, rather than the truck winning ... she's huuuuuge !

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[IMG]http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3045/dating.jpg[/IMG]

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I did a Fat chick once, gotta say I enjoyed pretty much , they seem to put a lot of effort in eveything specially when the dirty talk comes to take place.

I still remember her bouncing up and down on me and her tits moving like they were some jumbo plane properllerheads .

edit : Jesus , I just got a boner like mariner's after dreaming with sasha n digweed

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[quote=Haziel;732215]I did a Fat chick once, gotta say I enjoyed pretty much , they seem to put a lot of effort in eveything specially when the dirty talk comes to take place.

I still remember her bouncing up and down on me and her tits moving like they were some jumbo plane properllerheads .

edit : Jesus , I just got a boner like mariner's after dreaming with sasha n digweed[/quote]

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[QUOTE=Mariner1;732219]gd it. i didn't get a boner man!

of course, if the dream had featured Dharsha and Kamalweed...then you know i be sportin the ol' "abelton joystick"[/QUOTE]

Got it :roll:

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e319/VHNIN/movie-6.jpg[/IMG]

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[QUOTE=lucky charms;732196][IMG]http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3045/dating.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]:CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp:

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[quote=Haziel;732215]I did a Fat chick once, gotta say I enjoyed pretty much , they seem to put a lot of effort in eveything specially when the dirty talk comes to take place.

I still remember her bouncing up and down on me and her tits moving like they were some jumbo plane properllerheads .

edit : Jesus , I just got a boner like mariner's after dreaming with sasha n digweed[/quote]Fuck you, I just came in my pants. Thanks for the mental pic tho'.

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^^^ Welcome back :D