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Bobjuice all over the kitchen

60 durable postsStarted 2008-09-17Latest 2010-02-02
#59660Post 1 of 60

CENTERHere is a 10 min video of me making a curry if anyone wants to see it well worth a go - then leave in the fridge overnight it will be wicked next day it is veggie friendly and for now is simply a sauce but feel free to add what you want of course..... not sure if video will play from where it is , you may have to download it?[/CENTER]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNb47YPeJas[/youtube]

CENTERplease tell me this works[/CENTER]

CENTERwhen cooled leave in fridge overnight - next day add 1cup of natural yoghurt , few chillis and some more coriander - heat and serve... if it's crap you've done it wrong veggie friendly as it is - add what you want though of course.. I like it best with spam[/CENTER]

CENTERenjoy[/CENTER]

CENTERthanks to Harj's mum, saahil at the red veil tandoori and the eastern travels of laura for the inspiration.. [URL="http://bobjuice.co.uk/recipes/10mincurry.html"][COLOR=#d2d2d2] [/COLOR][/URL] [/CENTER]

#1084430Post 2 of 60

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[IMG]http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo38/Loreley_07/laughing.gif[/IMG]

#1084432Post 3 of 60

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What's so funny ?? Tune in next week when i'll be cooking spare RIBBs !

#1084435Post 4 of 60

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[ms] latest new feature?

#1084437Post 5 of 60

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yeah why not?

or just a one-off who cares eh?

just have a go and enjoy :lol:

#1084443Post 6 of 60

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[IMG]http://bobjuice.co.uk/pootub.gif[/IMG] Trust me - it's good. Just don't have too much ok??

#1084447Post 7 of 60

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I cant watch it at work, but if its serious then I like it.. 8)

#1084451Post 8 of 60

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yeah it's serious andy let me know what you reckon please? nice one;)

#1084454Post 9 of 60

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Lol. Fair play mate! :lol:

Will do..

#1084456Post 10 of 60

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as long as it doesnt become a jamie oliver esque cooking series!!! :lol:

#1084474Post 11 of 60

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The video doesn't play for me...but thanks, it's a cool idea!

#1084475Post 12 of 60

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[quote=bobjuice;650836][IMG]http://bobjuice.co.uk/pootub.gif[/IMG] [/quote]

^ Aouch!!!

#1084477Post 13 of 60

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that's unfortunate ^^^^ LMAO

#1084488Post 14 of 60

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[quote=Steve Graham;650872]that's unfortunate ^^^^ LMAO[/quote]

Well, it's tough to be a woman sometimes :lol: Lucky men, they don't have to face such embarrasements... (bobjiuce all over the jaquzi :lol: )

#1084493Post 15 of 60

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umm, thats not what you think it is dear.. its not a feminine problem... looks like she may have over done the curry

  1. shart [URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shart#"][/URL]a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")

I sharted at the party last night and went home pronto to change my clothes.

#1084496Post 16 of 60

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[ms] cooking - yay vid doesnt work. - boo

#1084507Post 17 of 60

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if you download the vid then media player will play it - just clicking where it is now doesn't work i don't think. woulod another format work i dunno? help!?!

#1084508Post 18 of 60

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[quote=Steve Graham;650889]umm, thats not what you think it is dear.. its not a feminine problem... looks like she may have over done the curry

  1. shart a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")

I sharted at the party last night and went home pronto to change my clothes.[/quote]

Oups...I didn't go that far...:lol: And how can u be so sure it's this or that...eih?! (nasty: I don't see anything float :lol: )

#1084522Post 19 of 60

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diarrhea in a hot tub ahahah amazing

#1084527Post 20 of 60

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[QUOTE=Shiva;650884]Well, it's tough to be a woman sometimes :lol: Lucky men, they don't have to face such embarrasements... (bobjiuce all over the jaquzi :lol: )[/QUOTE]

what women can't control their shitters ? :lol:

#1084532Post 21 of 60

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ugh!!! Why, oh why, did I not just stick with the first video and have to read the whole thread! Definitely will check out the vid later on today, and try not to associate with the second vid.:OhMy:

Shivz - at that point I don't think there's anything in "floating condition"!! lol Why, did you examine the vid in detail to see if there were any floaters?? :roflmao: ;)

#1084537Post 22 of 60

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^^^LMAO

Well I donno, honestly I thought it was a feminine thing coz that what it seems to me... Might happen for a woman to get her things unexpectedly, especially if in the water.

Had it been the "other thing", would have expected to see more "floaters"...(yeukhhhh) :lol:

#1084538Post 23 of 60

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^^^ again, back to my curry statement, lol.. anyway, lets move on

#1084557Post 24 of 60

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BobJuice, your a funny character here for sure! Thx!

#1084565Post 25 of 60

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has anyone got the video to play yet?

#1084570Post 26 of 60

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there's somethign wrong with that video, its only 210 bytes

#1084572Post 27 of 60

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yeah, link doesnt work and right clicking to "save target as" doesnt work.. might want to sort that before you spam the board with it, lol.. j/k mate.. but yeah, no worky

#1084584Post 28 of 60

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[quote=Steve Graham;650936]^^^ again, back to my curry statement, lol.. anyway, lets move on[/quote]

One more thing I would like to add, bare with me Steve :D

[quote=Kamal;650925]what women can't control their shitters ? [/quote]

Oh Kamal you're so delicate :lol: Well I guess that men and women can equally control that muscle :lol::lol::lol:

I mean come on, look at that poor chick, she seems sooo embarassed and a lady to me. And ladies do not going around making bubbles in a jaquzi in the presence of other people, especially not guys... ;)

btw, do you see any bubbles....?! :lol: So thats why I still believe its an innocent feminine thing.

#1084585Post 29 of 60

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IT'S BROWN FFS!

i'm out

#1084586Post 30 of 60

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[QUOTE=Shiva;650985]One more thing I would like to add, bare with me Steve :D

Oh Kamal you're so delicate :lol: Well I guess that men and women can equally control that muscle :lol::lol::lol:

I mean come on, look at that poor chick, she seems sooo embarassed and a lady to me. And ladies do not going around making bubbles in a jaquzi in the presence of other people, especially not guys... ;)

btw, do you see any bubbles....?! :lol: So thats why I still believe its an innocent feminine thing.[/QUOTE]

there wont be any bubbles because what she thought was a fart was not

#1084599Post 31 of 60

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[quote=Steve Graham;650986]IT'S BROWN FFS!

i'm out[/quote]

Agreed! (and I shall base that on recollection rather than on additional review)

OK, its lunchtime!! lol

#1084622Post 32 of 60

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[IMG]http://bobjuice.co.uk/10mincurry.amv[/IMG]

[URL]http://bobjuice.co.uk/10mincurry.amv[/URL]

try this - though even if it works i doubt it'll arouse as much interest as the woman shitting in the bath - funny that eh? cheers

#1084633Post 33 of 60

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even vlc cant that play one!

are you sure you made a curry? ;)

#1084636Post 34 of 60

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in the jacuzzi it seems

#1084646Post 35 of 60

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while we wait for bobs juice - if any of you need to make a curry quick - heres some someone made earlier

[url]http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=how+to+make+curry&search_type=&aq=f[/url]

#1084707Post 36 of 60

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ya. seem to have gotten yur pm memos! hmm, i think i have a cooking video as well, of me making pad thai and hardboiled eggs, lying around here sumwere.

on the subject of leaky sphincters. my ex girlfreind used to always stress that much to frequent porking of the sphincter makes the ladies shard. :lol:

as for me, whenever i drink way to much beer the night before, i tend to shit shard fart the next day. fuck that. :shock:

megalulz at this thread.

#1084900Post 37 of 60

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damn it!!!

just yout tube it!!!

#1085047Post 38 of 60

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oh bollocks i'm goin out now but will get that vid sorted one day it's in my camera (as an .asf file) but all attempts at gettin it further have failed any tips welcome on how to sort the vid or just go and buy a curry from the shop cheers

#1085055Post 39 of 60

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man this has been fun :p

#1085207Post 40 of 60

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huggie that looks like fuckin sick compared to my masterpiece don't put spam in my curry or i'll dis your mother's hood 8)

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