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What is the worst way you've been woken up....
78 durable postsStarted 2008-07-15Latest 2008-07-22
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I've been awakened by a blowjob ,, its pretty painfull ... worst experience ever ,, lol ........
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I've also been woken up after fainting.. All I remember is standing up and then being slapped in the face and lying verticle. I tried to sit up right away but my friends pushed me back down to take a breather. That was a very confusing situation. I remember asking wtf am I doing on the floor?
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Waking up into another dream was quite panicky.
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[quote=Jibgolly;624687]beling slapped in the face by a friend while near death on a downtown tampa street in a serious GHB hole. never did that shit since.[/quote]
Reminds me of the time we were downing shots of that. This guy kept falling asleep and we kept slapping him awake too. We thought he finally woke up but he fell asleep again walking down the stairs :shock: :lol:
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- Being stung by a wasp
- Blanket on fire in bed. That was hot.
- Violent oxy-contin vomiting. It was florescent green and gold... OAKLAND ATHLETICS !
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Before I moved to London I lived in Watford which in ony about 10 miles from this..
[URL]http://www.buncefield-oil-fire-hemel-hempstead.wingedfeet.co.uk/[/URL] (obv no need to read it all but there are some cool pics)
I woke up with my heart pumping ridiculously hard and knowing something was def not right. I had absolutely no idea what so I just lay there for a few mins half disorientated and half shitting myself and when there was no further noise I just went back to sleep, lol.
Also waking up from having my wisdom teeth out covered in blood and laying on a blood soaked pillow in hospital wasnt ideal..
I think Threehills has to be the worst tbh.
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with a used condom up your arse! :Naughty:
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[quote=Dhar_2;625321]with a used condom up your arse! :Naughty:[/quote]
Title says 'worst' not 'ideal' mate ;)
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yea but for all the straight men on the board, wouldn't that be the worst ?
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[quote=Kamal;625327]yea but for all the straight men on the board, wouldn't that be the worst ?[/quote]
I cant reply to any of ur posts coz I just get distracted by your avatar!!! :lol:
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^ but didnt u just reply!!!
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[quote=AndyH;625326]Title says 'worst' not 'ideal' mate ;)[/quote]
might be your ideal, but definitely my worst!!!
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this thread has taken an odd turn, lol
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:Who: Dont look at me!!
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[quote=Dhar_2;625336]^ but didnt u just reply!!![/quote]
I didnt actually directly reply to his post, I just addressed my comment at him in general :p
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[quote=Dhar_2;625337]might be your ideal, but definitely my worst!!![/quote]
Its only ur worst nightmare coz its empty and not full of a 12" cock :)
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^ u are one sick mofo!!!
but andy at least we know how u think!!!
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Waking up to a call telling me that a good friend of mine had been killed by a drunk driver the night before. :(
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[quote=Dhar_2;625376]^ u are one sick mofo!!!
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Cheers mate :D
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[quote=lilsensa;625383]Waking up to a call telling me that a good friend of mine had been killed by a drunk driver the night before. :([/quote]
That is one of the worst for sure :(
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^^Yeah, I thought I was having a nightmare, so I hung up on her....Then when I woke up, I realized what happened, and called her back and found out the "real" news.....
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[quote=Garrick;624303]9/11... surreal.[/quote]
think this is the same for me. my alarm was on radio and it was already all over the airwaves. i still remember that morning like it was yesterday.
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[quote=ZenAustin777;624741]I've been awakened by a blowjob ,, its pretty painfull ... worst experience ever ,, lol ........[/quote]
God, some gorilla trying to force his cock in your mouth, how traumatic! Was it hard to breath? :)
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[quote=Jibgolly;624687]beling slapped in the face by a friend while near death on a downtown tampa street in a serious GHB hole. never did that shit since.[/quote]
Not a pretty place to be
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^ yeah i heard downtown tampa isnt very plesant!!
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BB gun pallet in my ass crack after a night of boozing...I chased my brother all around the campingsite.
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I guess your nick was painfully yelled out that morning eh :lol:
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Hell yeah...and chasin someone while having a splitting headache isn't exactly the coolest second thing to do in the morning :D
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Last week, during an afternoon nap, I woke up and scratched my head as it was itchy. After a short moment, I realized something was crawling in my hair......it was an f'ing bee...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh soooo grosse grosse grosse grosse!!!!
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Booked a room at a hotel in Miami a few weeks ago, a friend was getting married and the reception was in the hotel's huge, main hall... Overall, an impressive affair...
Passed out after a healthy night of boozing around 4am...
Awoken at approximately 7:30 am, by the sound of a (30 story) building demolition / explosion, a mere 200 yards away...
Brought back shades of 9/11... A loud explosion, the ground shaking, and an overall shitty feeling... Added to an already painful hang-over...
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Worst way I woke up was in a Jersey City jail cell laying face first on the floor and my hands in cuffs, I was so sore I couldn't even roll over to sit up and get on a bench.
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[quote=fumanchu182;626821]Worst way I woke up was in a Jersey City jail cell laying face first on the floor and my hands in cuffs, I was so sore I couldn't even roll over to sit up and get on a bench.[/quote]
sore where though??? :Naughty: :Anal: ;)
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being woken 5/6 times last night by the misses because she had a stomach ache has taken its toll. I'm in a foul mood and very fucking irritable!!!
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she is preggo watch out man!
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[quote=Kamal;624435]your naked sister was in bed with the 2 of you ? :shock:[/quote]
nah, my wife's brother's wife. dammit. re-read, i guess it does sound horrible. thanks for pointing it out.:oops:
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[quote=fumanchu182;627043]she is preggo watch out man![/quote]
bloody well hope not!!
apart from that, technically impossible! Rag week! :Yahoo: