Having really difficulty understanding "the women" at the moment. Maybe the one i am seeing just suffers from schizophrenia... but i think i have a solution... Iv bought a book called the secret about Birthdays... its tells me exactly about a persons behviour. its my only hope!
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Women. can they b understood? *HELP*!
77 durable postsStarted 2004-09-21Latest 2004-09-26
women cannot be figured out. they are over-emotional creatures (most of them anyway) you can never go wrong with: "Yes Dear" as my dad has been saying for years.
being single rocks... give it a try.
i would, but then my penis would be very very lonely. and a lonely penis is not a happy penis. think about it!
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Women are the most indecisive creatures in the universe......
When you die, and your whole life flashes before your eyes... in the last microsecond of life... you get to understand them, and then you die.
:roll:
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yeh, but how is it that men can b understood by women?? i mean, cud a lesbian totally understand another woman??
any gay girls on here? HELP
men are simpletons. beer, sex, music. <-- the most essential tools for our daily survival
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They just go around picking fights and the best part is that they will make themselves even more mad by talking to themselves... Now if that isn't crazy then tell me what is. :? :?
[quote=Jibgolly";p="52047]men are simpletons. beer, sex, music. <-- the most essential tools for our daily survival[/quote]
Would porn fall under the "sex" category or can it be considered a seperate essential tool? :unsure:
^ why not? there are a few things that fall under the wing of 'sex'
-masturbation -porn -the legend of zelda -cooking
[quote=Jibgolly";p="52076] -the legend of zelda [/quote]
:ROFLMAO:
[quote=Jibgolly";p="52047]men are simpletons. beer, sex, music. <-- the most essential tools for our daily survival[/quote]
Maybe a bit of smoke as well?
Lifes a bitch, then ya marry one, then ya die. All the shit that goes on with women just edges you closer to death. I bloody love em though.
[quote=beto";p="52044] When you die, and your whole life flashes before your eyes... in the last microsecond of life... you get to understand them, and then you die.
:roll: [/quote] :CrackUp: Agreed, dude. The whole meaning of life is to guess how to predict women.
girls are stupid....throw beer on them.
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you are young it will pass - lol - ya right better learn young to deal with it it won't get better with age but wine does.
im not gonna read the topic, but judging from the title, im just gonna say "no"
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Ever since i got my new wife off the internet, i haven?t been able to understand a word she says, i think she?s speaking Thai but i?m not sure. :?
u know what.. im just gonna let u guys have ur fun.. but really.. its not that hard to understand
[quote=hear_my_name";p="52388] u know what.. im just gonna let u guys have ur fun.. but really.. its not that hard to understand [/quote] well help me out! The only thing I'm positive I know about women is that they absolutely need to always make a man want/allow what they want. is this right?
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My buddies dad always said " if they didn't have that thing between their legs there would be a bounty on their heads". I would have to agree.
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I've been with my G.F. for like 10 months
I Think she's crazy ....................................
............. crazy for me :LoveYou: haha Men r less complicated than women Hopefully men (someday) will understand this creature we men call women :WinkNSmi: Reading Books help a lot :Honest:
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[b]How to shower like a woman[/b]
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
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[b]How to shower like a man[/b]
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed leave in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way - shake willy at her making woo-hoo sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of willy and scratch your ass. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off. Make fart noises (real or artifical) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving four pubes stuck on the soap. Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire size of willy in mirror again. Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake your willy at her and make woo-hoo noise. Again. Throw wet towel on bed.
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that is Cybill Shepherd. I do not understand.
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:lol: That's s0 true :!:
[quote=Musical Journey";p="52855]Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way - shake willy at her making woo-hoo sound..[/quote]
:CrackUp: :CrackUp: :CrackUp: :CrackUp:
I've done that once
she went nuts .... she was so pissed at me said that it was disrispectful ... but i was only joking around
:Tongue:
[quote=Lets_party";p="52873] I've done that once
she went nuts .... she was so pissed at me said that it was disrispectful ... but i was only joking around [/quote] :ROFLMAO: That's great man. They should realize that we do it because don't give a shit if they'd shake a titty at us if they walk toward the shower, so we assume they won't give a shit. No harm intended.
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guys understanding women will never happen. women understand women and thats why they are so catty to each other.
get them a diamond, that should shut them up till one of their friends is able to get a bigger better one.
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And what is with the "we don't do anything anymore?" THen I say "what do u want to do?" THen she follows with " I don't know?".. [color=red] [/color] WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN!!![color=black] [/color] I have been doing the same shit she has been doing and i am not complaining. They also interrpret everything wrong. If i say "i'm going to sleep" They hear " I don't want to see you don't come over" That is exactly why they are fucked... :Bingo:
such doodoofunk
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You need to read Cozmo and it will give you all the clues on how to figure out women... My Dad said that when I was 14 and now 14 years later I still give it a glance everynow and then. My $.02
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Hmm... still not getting anywhere. Perhaps i shud just use drugs
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NO, they can't be
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to understand women, you have to understand that men and women are different in other words that you have to accept that they think differently good luck
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its really not that hard to understand.. shit sometimes we have needs that guys dont meet.. fuck girls want guys that are romantic once in a while.. like fuck at least once a month do sumthing that puts a smile on her face and then were set.. .. say sumthing nice for a change without us having to tell u.. or ask u... we love it when ur yourself but doint sumthing spur of the moment or not having to pln ne thing and u just stop by and take us out.. now thats great.. we wont complain after that.. i know i wont.. the lil things count the most thou. u dont have to take us out to an expensive dinner or buy us RINGS.. lil things go a long way and sumtimes guys just dont get that..
Hey man, don't sweat it, understanding them is an impossible task. Just feck them.
Dude, If You want to understand them.. I would recommend just focus on one...make one up to 3 years recon on her....note everything...come up with action reaction plan for her and start hittin :)
It easy as fuck If You willing to do what she wants the most..then shes all yours...they are that simple.
otherwise...you are screwed up like most of us.
oh and my advice is simple...sex can wait....masturbate!!! :)
Take it easy
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women are mostly fucked in the head because of advertising and the backwards values pushed by media. just like most guys are. so fuck everything.
[quote=hear_my_name";p="53198] its really not that hard to understand.. shit sometimes we have needs that guys dont meet.. fuck girls want guys that are romantic once in a while.. like fuck at least once a month do sumthing that puts a smile on her face and then were set.. .. say sumthing nice for a change without us having to tell u.. or ask u... we love it when ur yourself but doint sumthing spur of the moment or not having to pln ne thing and u just stop by and take us out.. now thats great.. we wont complain after that.. i know i wont.. the lil things count the most thou. u dont have to take us out to an expensive dinner or buy us RINGS.. lil things go a long way and sumtimes guys just dont get that.. [/quote] That last time I tried that, the girl eventually (after 6 months?) told me that I was too nice and that she only wanted to be friends. She wouldn't let me kiss her after the first few weeks, because she thought I "was too nice"... so girls wants us to be considerate idiots?