[ms] · Est. May 2002
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Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
If I get hit with that 'too nice' shit one more time I'm gonna scream!
I mean fuck how is that a reason not to get busy with someone?!
Girls, when I'm told I'm 'too nice' does she mean I'm too nice or does she mean I'm too ugly?
If it makes things easier I could always be an arrogrant prick if this is what the ladies want!
I'm now stuck with way too many girls who are my friend but not a single girlfriend :(
[quote=beto";p="52044] When you die, and your whole life flashes before your eyes... in the last microsecond of life... you get to understand them, and then you die.
:roll: [/quote]
That's awesome!!!
Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
listen, even if you don't understand them, they are amazing. i could not live without them. that is all. of course i don't understand them totally but who cares. you don't need to understand everything about them, just the important things. thats all. of course i don't know what they are buuuut its fun trying to know though. :D i sometimes do honestly feel like Ray Romano. :lol: its all good. all is a learning process. just go with it. :Bingo:
the more drink you beer, the getter they quiet!
Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
i think that we need some respect and never underestimate our intelligence.and i can give you one advice:we can be real bitches at our period time.so be aware!!!
^^ now can you tell me something i don`t already know.
"I've often wondered if i killed my wife while she's asleep, would anyone hear me?" -jack handey
Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
[quote=Musical Journey";p="52855][b]How to shower like a woman[/b]
Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.
[/quote]
:CrackUp:
So true, Miss is always bangin on about it at me, you'd think the house would fall down if u didnt dry down tiles after......................
and as she's 8 months and 3.5 weeks pregnant, everything's a 100 fold, like her nesting instinct is on maximum overdrive and everything in the house has gotta be perfect, I think she's hoovering up approximately every 30mins, she's probably doing it right now :roll:
get her some gardening classes. :Bingo:
Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
[quote=SyntaxTerror";p="53338]If I get hit with that 'too nice' shit one more time I'm gonna scream!
:([/quote]
another good point, they have ago when your not nice enough and then when you go out with the lads you still get slagged off, its tight rope betwenn being caring, loving, manly and a bit of rebel................
personall I think there is no compromise, just except it that ur gonna upset the miss from time to time, so might as well carry on as normal, but just make the extra effort every now and then :Bingo:
Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
[quote=Musical Journey";p="52855][b]How to shower like a woman[/b]
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
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[b]How to shower like a man[/b]
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed leave in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way - shake willy at her making woo-hoo sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of willy and scratch your ass. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off. Make fart noises (real or artifical) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving four pubes stuck on the soap. Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire size of willy in mirror again. Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake your willy at her and make woo-hoo noise. Again. Throw wet towel on bed.[/quote]
thats priceless, i cant stoplaughing!!
Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
:lol: This is so funny reading this...but not all of us want a huge rock on our hand and want to mr. romantic.
A great guy:
simple, funny, independantly-minded, ... likes football (or some other sports) and can take you to a bar for a beer.
[quote=SyntaxTerror";p="53338]If it makes things easier I could always be an arrogrant prick if this is what the ladies want! [/quote]
Girls that tell a guy he's too nice are either young and immature, or messed up in the head!! :YeaRight:
[quote=Pebbles";p="53601]Girls that tell a guy he's too nice are either young and immature, or messed up in the head!! :YeaRight:[/quote] Well, she was definitely a fucking psycho. When I look back on it I'm glad I'm not with her... even though she was hot as hell.
Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
[quote=YO75";p="53448][quote=SyntaxTerror";p="53338]If I get hit with that 'too nice' shit one more time I'm gonna scream!
:([/quote]
another good point, they have ago when your not nice enough and then when you go out with the lads you still get slagged off, its tight rope betwenn being caring, loving, manly and a bit of rebel................
personall I think there is no compromise, just except it that ur gonna upset the miss from time to time, so might as well carry on as normal, but just make the extra effort every now and then :Bingo:[/quote]
Exactly.... that's what I do :Smiling:
Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
I've been thinking today that I've been given the runaround by 3 completely different girls in the past year/year and a half. I reckon I have 'please tread on me' written on my forehead, but only females can see it.........
Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
To everyone who replied to this topic its fucking hilarious!
My own young advice, never try to understand, just say "yes" "thank you" "please" "okay" "whatever you say" "that looks great on you" and my all time favorite "should I just shut up about it".
That last one I use when its "that" time of the month... :wink:
Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
[quote=Weizy";p="53647]My own young advice, never try to understand, just say "yes" "thank you" "please" "okay" "whatever you say" "that looks great on you" and my all time favorite "should I just shut up about it".
That last one I use when its "that" time of the month... :wink:[/quote] ^and any of these will eventually start to get you into the fight of "now you're just patronizing me" :Wacko: :evil: Good luck!
and although a bit late, the answer to the question this thread has posed is simply "NO"
but look at the bright side, they can't understand us either...so it's a bit of a fair tradeoff. The key to having a successful relationship is both partners realizing this and trying to overcompensate when possible :?
u guys are funny.. 4 pages after, i dont think any of u still has a clue.. :lol: so just give up.. just be yourself.. and do things that u urself would appreciate when a girl would do it for u.. thats all .
[quote=hear_my_name";p="53839] u guys are funny.. 4 pages after, i dont think any of u still has a clue.. :lol: so just give up.. just be yourself.. and do things that u urself would appreciate when a girl would do it for u.. thats all . [/quote] I don't give head.
[quote=picklemonkey";p="53848][quote=hear_my_name";p="53839] u guys are funny.. 4 pages after, i dont think any of u still has a clue.. :lol: so just give up.. just be yourself.. and do things that u urself would appreciate when a girl would do it for u.. thats all . [/quote] I don't give head.[/quote]
:lol: ur funny.. is that the only thing u appreciate.. sometimes i think a guy just keeps a girl around if she gives great head.. or sumthing.. i dont think guys are in it for any emotional reasons..
does someone want to prove me wrong??
[quote=hear_my_name";p="53866][quote=picklemonkey";p="53848][quote=hear_my_name";p="53839] u guys are funny.. 4 pages after, i dont think any of u still has a clue.. :lol: so just give up.. just be yourself.. and do things that u urself would appreciate when a girl would do it for u.. thats all . [/quote] I don't give head.[/quote]
:lol: ur funny.. is that the only thing u appreciate.. sometimes i think a guy just keeps a girl around if she gives great head.. or sumthing.. i dont think guys are in it for any emotional reasons..
does someone want to prove me wrong??[/quote]
post a pic. :Bingo:
j/k well maybe. ok yeah I am.
[quote=hear_my_name";p="53866]:lol: ur funny.. is that the only thing u appreciate.. sometimes i think a guy just keeps a girl around if she gives great head.. [/quote] :lol: no, that's the least of the things that I worry about... As long as there's no drama I'm usually really happy. But I still don't give head :)
[quote="picklemonkey";p="54042 But I still don't give head :)[/quote]
why are you the picklemonkey then?
i'm emotional when getting head. [img]http://home.comcast.net/~psparks1/oh-no-mommy.jpg[/img]
Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
Hey look we are definaltely easy to figure out. You just have to talk to us about things instead of holding it all in.
Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
Sorry love but thats absolute bollocks - telling the truth gets you in deep shit a lot of the time......
Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
sometimes the truth is not always the best
:Rolling:
well in my case is not always the best... even tho I hate lying :Honest:
Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
My downfall is that I'm a very honest, open person. Go figure.
Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
I think guys can just be oblivious to their gfs feelings sometimes.. i think thats y girls act the way they do becuase they feel like they have to fight for ur attention or they just feel like they are neglected.. so they act like a bitch to u sometimes..
beacause really sometimes guys [b][color=red]JUST [/color][/b] dont care... rite?? am i wrong..
ive noticed it with past experiences... im not talkin about now thou :wink:
^^ Want some MJ lovin? I can give you all the attention you need and you won`t have to fight one bit of it..... that is unless you like it a bit rough. :Naughty:
[quote=Musical Journey";p="54598]^^ Want some MJ lovin? I can give you all the attention you need and you won`t have to fight one bit of it..... that is unless you like it a bit rough. :Naughty:[/quote]
lol hahah i dont know about that one.. im pretty content with the one that i have now.. :WinkNSmi:
[quote=san";p="53874]post a pic. :Bingo: [/quote] Yeah, I second that... I've become really curious as this thread's progressed.
[quote=picklemonkey";p="54651][quote=san";p="53874]post a pic. :Bingo: [/quote] Yeah, I second that... I've become really curious as this thread's progressed.[/quote]
post a pic of what? :Rolling:
Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
I don't have all the answers, but I do know a few things after much trial and error. Women aren't bad people at all just at times misunderstood. Women don't understand us that well either. Anyway, here goes -
What women say and what they mean can quite honestly be two different things. They say they want a nice guy with a sense of humor, but that's just standard answering procedure. They want guys that are exciting, good looking, and a challenge to them. Sure, they like guys with cash, but if he's boring then they'll take his money and start seeing guys that fulfill those other needs.
As for girls telling you that you're too nice is just another way of them telling you that you're boring them and not trying to hurt your feelings. So don't be pissed off when you hear this crap from them. It's their way of telling you to go away and don't bother. Not only listen, but more importantly observe their actions.
Also, all women want kids at some point. I don't care what they tell you, but they want to be in love and be mothers. Maybe not now or 2 years later, but they'll want a family and you're being closely observed whether you'll be a good father. Women want love, family, and security.
Finally, women in general are extremely selfish. They are extremely emotional and can illogical. So, when you argue with her, realize that it's not a rational, logical person you're dealing with sometimes.
That's enough from me and I could be wrong, but someone tell me otherwise.
I preffer to don't take the risk on those kind of womens.
Re: Women. can they b understood? HELP!
Good points superdave. I agree with all but the kids thing (I found one that doesen't).
As Jack Nicholson said in as good as it gets when the following question was asked:
How do you understand women so well?
Jack Nicolson: I think of a man and remove logic and accountability.
[quote=hear_my_name";p="54800][quote=picklemonkey";p="54651][quote=san";p="53874]post a pic. :Bingo: [/quote] Yeah, I second that... I've become really curious as this thread's progressed.[/quote]
post a pic of what? :Rolling:[/quote] You! I want to see what you look like... I'm curious to see who we've been getting advice from.