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how long has it been since you've been laid?

109 durable postsStarted 2006-07-11Latest 2006-07-23
#668832Post 41 of 109

Re: how long has it been since you've been laid?

hey, isn't it "i haven't washed in a week Wendy"??

#668967Post 42 of 109

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"cum dumpster cari"

she was a hoot!

#669072Post 43 of 109

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No no guys, it is Stalker Stacey

#669087Post 44 of 109

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stfu all of you, it was beanz wearing a whig

#672359Post 45 of 109

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:roflmao:

Seriously, now I have a buch of Ghanaians looking at me for laughing out loud in the internet cafe...thankyouverymuch!

#672361Post 46 of 109

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Seriously, now I have a buch of Ghanaians looking at me for laughing out loud in the internet cafe...thankyouverymuch![/quote]you welcome bwana ;)

#672362Post 47 of 109

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Seriously, now I have a buch of Ghanaians looking at me for laughing out loud in the internet cafe...thankyouverymuch![/quote]you welcome bwana ;)

#672366Post 48 of 109

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you're welcome bwana... Btw, here's one for you:

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#672368Post 49 of 109

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hmmm, what the fuck went wrong here?

#672521Post 50 of 109

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For one of my friends, it's been since 1994 yet he doesn't really seem to care. He's way more into his puter than girls. I think the gf he had scarred him for life and that girl was the only girl he went all the way with. Do note after they broke up it was she who was hung up over him... he's always been rather indifferent.

#672526Post 51 of 109

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^^ well if your friend is anything close to your age, i'm not surprised :lol: But otherwise, yikes!! He should go see doctor Phil or something.

#672578Post 52 of 109

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Umm, yesterday morning i think :D Best way to start a day!

#672637Post 53 of 109

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first of all it?s a kind of invitation??

#672866Post 54 of 109

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Shit, why is there so much AIDS around here...those black asses look sooooooooooo tempting right now....gawd and they know how to shake them for the white man to see :Naughty:

#672893Post 55 of 109

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It's been about four hours since we had sex and twenty minutes since the last blowjob. :RockOn:

#672902Post 56 of 109

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4am this morning

#672927Post 57 of 109

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I had a girl at the office ask me the same exact thing yesterday. She said I looked like I hadn´t had sex for a long time.

I immediately called my girlfriend and told her that, right in front of her "hey, you know what there´s this girl here saying I need to get laid"

#673116Post 58 of 109

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^^ What did the gf say? :lol:

#673125Post 59 of 109

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I get laid this morning, before eat breakfast with my girl.

#673149Post 60 of 109

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[quote=XO1]^^ What did the gf say? :lol:[/quote]

You know that sound the phone makes when it's been off the hook for too long? :p

#673162Post 61 of 109

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[quote=Kobe]You know that sound the phone makes when it's been off the hook for too long? :p[/quote]

Naw, she took it all with in her stride, she just told me "well, it?s up to you to make a move and prove her wrong".

#673166Post 62 of 109

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about 20 minutes ago8)

#673298Post 63 of 109

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Earlier this week.

#673304Post 64 of 109

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when i was in high school...me and the girl used to knock one out in her parents hot tub regularly...that is, until her father asked her what the hell was sticking to the filter hahahaha he knew that i was bangin his daughter in his hot tub...that guy hated me, but the mom loved me, go figure :)

#673330Post 65 of 109

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^^^:roflmao: ^^^ That's great.

Exactly why I wouldn't want to have a daughter.

#673358Post 66 of 109

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yea, when I was in high school, I was 18, and my gf was 15. Man I felt sorry for her dad.. hahahaha. If I ever have a daughter I'm going to end up in jail for murdering any dude who tries that shit!

#673440Post 67 of 109

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[quote=clintlove]Earlier this week by a big perky tittied bartender in a swimming pool for about 3 hours. Then I busted a nut in the hottub. It floats![/quote]

...and THIS is why I do not go in hot tubs :Hurl:

#673474Post 68 of 109

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last night 8)

#673475Post 69 of 109

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[COLOR="Red"]^^^ LIAR!~ [/COLOR]

#673478Post 70 of 109

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Dont hate!

#673480Post 71 of 109

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hahahahaha, you crazy!

#673836Post 72 of 109

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[quote=groffhibbitz]yea, when I was in high school, I was 18, and my gf was 15. Man I felt sorry for her dad.. hahahaha. If I ever have a daughter I'm going to end up in jail for murdering any dude who tries that shit![/quote]Banging a 15 yr old when you're 18 will get you jailed too :p

#673837Post 73 of 109

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[quote=clintlove]And the infectuous Krazy Kelly cheated on her boyfriend yet again last night. Let's just say I have a protein deficiency today.[/quote]3 days later... go see the doctor:twisted:

#673879Post 74 of 109

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[quote=KinKyJ]Banging a 15 yr old when you're 18 will get you jailed too :p[/quote]

Not in Canada. Age of consent is only 14 which is way to low in my opinion. Bare minimum should be 16 no matter what. That makes me think about something...Anybody hear about the new political party composed of pedophiles in the Netherlands?? The mission is to lower age of consent to 12 years of age. Fucking disgusting. And to think the parliament actually gave them the right to form this party. What were they thinking? :x

#673891Post 75 of 109

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^^^ it's Holland dude, they don't think

#673895Post 76 of 109

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old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.:lol:

#673976Post 77 of 109

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if there's grass on the field, play ball. if there's no grass, turn her over and play in the mud.

#673984Post 78 of 109

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[quote=shosh]if there's grass on the field, play ball. if there's not grass, turn her over and play in the mud.[/quote] :CrackUp:

#674100Post 79 of 109

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This morning....and likely on my lunch break. Giggity Giggity!!

#674124Post 80 of 109

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[quote=KinKyJ]Banging a 15 yr old when you're 18 will get you jailed too :p[/quote]

it's okay wasn't banging her...

also, that does sound bad, doesn't it??

Come to think of it, she was 16 when I was 18, when we met she was 15 and I was 17 (two years ahead of her in HS)..

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