[ms] · Est. May 2002
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bonus points if you have a good story why..
whoever has the longest time wins the thread!
shortest time gets an honorable mention.
sorry virgins, you have to have been laid once!!
I'll start things off:
Never - I'm a virgin and your all GOING TO HELL@!!!!
ok just kidding..
me: more than a year (can't remember the last time exactly, but about 1 year!!)
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uh-oh...I think I might win this thread :Who:
(I shall refrain until I hear more replies)
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Last night
Cuz I'm a........... sex machine
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3 days, but that was the first time in a minute, im hoping this week ill get lucky again.
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a couple of hours ago
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tomorrow
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last night!!!
I had fun!!!
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[quote=Dhar_2]last night!!!
I had fun!!![/quote]So did you right hand :twisted:
As for me: 2 months ago. Next month I'm flying over to Macedonia and I'm not coming back until I'm pissing blood, yeeehaaaaaa!
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the blood bank better be nearby
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its been 3 and a half months which is long for me, dont mean to sound like and asshole when i say that but its true. The last bird i screwed was my Ex-bird who went to Oz. Ive had 2 other ladies in bed with me since then but one wouldnt put out and the other i was too wasted todo anything :)
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Well, I get laid on a regular basis now, since i've been seeing this chick i met a few months back. Including last night(monday). But I had hit a slump a couple years back...i hadn't got laid in 6 months. Haha, poor Palm sisters got a beating during that period! :lol: This is funny, My mom's younger, well quite younger friend broke that slump. My mom wasn't too pleased when she found out. Her ex-husband wasn't either. Ahhh shit, good times...
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[COLOR=Orange]Does this include "Self Service"?[/COLOR]
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I'm just zipping up right now!
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^^^ finally founbd another boobie thread? :D
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about 2.5 weeks...last weekend before I left for Ghana :D
Getting enough chances here, but i'm still afraid of contracting something that will make my willy shrink to the size of a prune....
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I'm feeling crippled from Sunday night :shock: :oops:
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[quote=groffhibbitz]bonus points if you have a good story why..
whoever has the longest time wins the thread!
shortest time gets an honorable mention.
sorry virgins, you have to have been laid once!!
I'll start things off:
Never - I'm a virgin and your all GOING TO HELL@!!!!
ok just kidding..
me: more than a year (can't remember the last time exactly, but about 1 year!!)[/quote]
By the way... i feel sorry for ya :(
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laid? i make love ... so i guess i am out. ;)
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Ahhhh...how sweet...haha :Puke Pon:
Just kidding, I know what you mean. Been there before.
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What time is it now?
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two weeks. i blame john lisle, mike poto, UFC and the world cup for last weekend.
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5pm yesterday, and started up again late last night, but um... it was high tide in the red sea :|
I recently came off a loooong hiatus so I know what you guys are going through, hang in there!!
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in the butt. tell her to relax
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I'm working on it, but it has been a very tough sell. :(
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It's just the way you present it Kobe. For instance:
But for the backseat ride, go see doctor beanz :p
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I would but this is my girlfriend, not my daughter! :Anal:
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Close your eyes and think of your daughter then :p ;)
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[quote=anonin]3 days, but that was the first time in a minute, im hoping this week ill get lucky again.[/quote]
sure ya did.
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X01, you continue to impress me. Major bonus points for mom's friend!!
damn seems I'm in second place for now...
Well, I dated a girl for 8 months but she never put out, it was a very long 8 months....
Oh, then the time I thought I had got AIDS, that wasn't fun... So really the last time properly was oh so long ago, in Feb of 05.
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Oh dear. 3 dates or that's it my friend!!
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month and a half. i was hooking up with the 18 year old across the street for half a year, and the last time she came over was when she graduated from high school. she has since found a boyfriend, so the days are starting to stack up again.
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^ im calling social services right now.
havent been laid since saturday morning. played at a house party til 7 or so came home and ravaged my girls vagina with my mouth for 30 minutes before letting her ride me home!
:Naughty:
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still dripping....
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[quote=KinKyJ]It's just the way you present it Kobe. For instance:
But for the backseat ride, go see doctor beanz :p[/quote]
:roflmao:
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A few days ago.
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[quote=clintlove]A few days ago. I'd been dating this girl I refer to as Krazy Kelly, however she gives the absolute best headjob I've ever had in my life, she licks on the taint and everything. So when this chick asks to come around, I don't hesitate. But there are consequences...[/quote]Lemme guess, Krazy Kelly is also known as STD Cindy? :lol:
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5 days...
We have a football team here called Benfica who dresses in red (which I hate BTW), so as I usually say "Benfica is playing home turf".
But I?m married so I have it good. 8)
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[quote=KinKyJ]Lemme guess, Krazy Kelly is also known as STD Cindy? :lol:[/quote]
LMAO!! :CrackUp:
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[QUOTE=KinKyJ]Lemme guess, Krazy Kelly is also known as STD Cindy? :lol:[/QUOTE]
ummm. no.
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no, they call her "i forgot to take my birth control Brenda"