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Of course, you can, silly bwoy. You be in Eugene. :p

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Beanz has spoken

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^ ^ One more post, sweetie. :RockOn:

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[quote=beanzncheez] You keep bringing up this point about me not getting laid but you keep skirting away from the true issue at hand. You're fucking a dude. A fucking ugly dude.[/quote]

1. At least I'm fucking someone else than myself, wanky :roll:
2. I'm not skirting away from what you have to say about Erzina, I just care about watching paint dry a lot more than your opinion on her. :roll:

[quote=beanzncheez]Look at him. He has a fucking honker and a 'stache. You'd think he was from France with them shoulders. :roflmao:[/quote]

1. You mean honkerS. Yeap she does. Damn big and firm ones too. When she's on top of me, I always get the impression Germany is attacking us again with their Hindenburgs like back in 1914 :RockOn:
2. Moustache? Clean the semen off your screen beaner, it's probably that what you're seeing :roll:
3. Care to elaborate on that France - shoulders thing? Don't really see the link.

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please keep fighting i love it:RightOn:

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Can't get the stink off He's been hanging round for days Comes like a comet Suckered you but not your friends One day he'll get to you And teach you how to be a holy cow

You do it to yourself, you do And that's what really hurts Is that you do it to yourself Just you and no-one else You do it to yourself You do it to yourself

Don't get my sympathy Hanging out the 15th floor You've changed the locks three times He still comes reeling through the door One day I'll get you And teach you how to get to purest hell

You do it to yourself, you do And that's what really hurts Is that you do it to yourself Just you, you and no-one else You do it to yourself You do it to yourself

You do it to yourself, you do and that's what really hurts Is that you do it to yourself Just you, you and no-one else You do it to yourself You do it to yourself, yourself, yourself.

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[quote=sammwalk]please keep fighting i love it:RightOn:[/quote]Two people would have to be involved if it were a "fight". Kinky's getting asshurt because I've caught on to the fact that he's letting some dude fuck him in the ass and it's not even his father. :roflmao:

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[quote=beanzncheez]Two people would have to be involved if it were a "fight". Kinky's getting asshurt because I've caught on to the fact that he's letting some dude fuck him in the ass and it's not even his father. :roflmao:[/quote]And yes ladies and gentlemen, the forum idiot is stuck on repeat again yawn

Actually sam, it would be a fight if beanz wouldn't go knock out every post or two. :roll:

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Yet you still reply because you feel compeled to say something because your past still haunts your sorry ass. You couldn't "bear" to face humiliation on these boards yet again just like years ago. :roflmao:

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[quote=beanzncheez]Yet you still reply because you feel compeled to say something because your past still haunts your sorry ass. You couldn't "bear" to face humiliation on these boards yet again just like years ago. :roflmao:[/quote]"Years ago..." Some people evolve, other get stuck in a loop. Judging from your posts, you play in the latter team, punchy.

And as for feeling compelled to reply, that's cuz I'm curious how long it will take for you to see you're just punching holes in the air. Ah well, lemmings keep on jumping off cliffs too, don't they?

Come to think of it, the title of this thread is wrong. You're not a cartoon character, you're a parody of yourself. Way to go, I bet your wife and kids are very proud of you for the crap you post.

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I'm quite proud of everything that I do. I've got blood on my cock and a wife that sucks the shit off of it. I hit her, she falls down and stays down. She's a true woman. :RockOn:

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Like I said, parody

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:lol:

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rofl

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:roll:

I know the guy constantly says he isn?t to be taken serious, and that he says stuff just to wind people up, but personally I?m pretty fucking sick of all the child rape jokes and fail to see why this continues to be allowed.

Carry on.

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^ ^ There's no such thing as rape. I'll take on a serious convo. with you but you obviously believe in fairytales. Get a grip on life, sweaty buns. ;)

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best thread ever.

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There used to be interesting threads on the board, but now beanz is here, and the mods are apparently useless dumbfucks.

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lol, people obviously dont appreciate good humor anymore... so sad ;(

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"Just like people don't enjoy the taste of their sons pee anymore". Good ol' beanz, what a funny guy. :roll:

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dont be a pansy weswood. his comments are off the wall. and thats all they are, Off The Wall comments. You cant take everything so seriously, i mean this is the internet, 9 times out of ten you search for something you get porn, live with it.

If a retarded kid in safeway is yelling at the checker and being an idiot, are you going to laugh or look for another line? OR are you going to go up to this worthless being and offer your services for free and help carry his fuckin dogfood out to the bustop and help him on? Fuck no, your going to do the former, so stop being so PC and grow a sense of humor.

Ill bet your one of those people that hates family guy because everything is too random and people are being hurt all the time, fuckin lames imo.

k im done

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I know he's not being serious, asshat. And I'm not offended by the child rape, wife beating, shit eating subject matter. He's just not funny.

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then go eat an oreo.

if you dont think hes funny, then why whine about it?

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[quote=weswood]There used to be interesting threads on the board, but now beanz is here, and the mods are apparently useless dumbfucks.[/quote]

If you don't think it is funny put Beanz on your ignore list and you will never have to read one of his postings again. I think it is funny because people always bitch about wanting freedom of speech but then on the other hand if we let things flow cry "how can you allow such a behaviour" and ask for moderation and intervention. To top this, you call every moderator who works on this board a useless dumbfuck which is just disrepectful and I don't want to read such a statement again, no matter how you meant it. You do not need to agree on every decision the team made or will make but don't judge people who work for free to help this community by the way one single user from over 8.000 registered members is treated.

On a sidenote, have you ever checked one of Beanz' helpful postings (Lord help us but they exist) when people ask for Computer problems? I guess not because otherwise you knew that he can also post normal and he probably helped more people on Mercuryserver and Mercuryengine than other members ever will. Seeing a part of somebody only is one-dimensional and judging a book by its cover is just lame.

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Because he's an attention seeking dumbass who derails every somewhat interesting thread with his dull witted attempts at humor. This board is becoming a dump.

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1. weswood. You are a dumbfuck.
2. weswood. Yeah you. You're still a fucking dumbfuck.
3. Enjoy life, grab it by the balls and snuzzle up with it.
4. I stand behind everything that ddr and TomTom stated. They obviously have a good understanding of people, the internet, and life. If you don't like it? Ignore me. It's that fucking simple.
5. I could defend myself and say why I do things but that'd mean that my intentions were meant for you to understand so I won't even start to give any explanation at all. Those who know me, they know me. If you don't know me? Well, life is all about decisions.
6. I'm laughing at no. 5. Really, I am. :roflmao:
7. I love my penis.
8. I love making my penis lips "talk". "Oh! Who's a good boy? Are you a good boy? Oh yes you are! You are! Uh huh oh you so good boy!"
9. Give the mods/janitors some credit. After all, they do all of their "work" and "duties" for free.
10. ... Is the best number. :RockOn:

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That was directed to ddr, by the way.

Hmm, so why have moderators if they don't moderate? What exactly do you guys do besides move posts to the correct forums if don't moderate disruptive behavior and content which many users find offensive on a very personal level? I could give a rats ass if you think it's disrespectful if I call you guys useless dumbfucks, because I've seen beanz post much more disrespectful things about many many members of this board. So you're letting the dude dish it out to users, but you can't take it yourself. Nice.

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Dude. It's all about letting everyone express themselves to a point. The problem that you and everyone else is missing is that there is an ignore feature so that the mods don't have to deal with retards like you. That feature was put there specifically so that if YOU don't want to deal with someone or their posts then YOU can ignore them. But no, you'd rather bitch and whine about it because you have failed a clicking a feature. You're the type of guy that's gonna go buy a whole new computer because your mouse is broken. :roflmao:

I almost forgot. I'm thinking of your girlfriend right now. I'm taking a shit on her back. Now I'm stuffing it into her ass. We'll make sundaes with it later.

:Anal:

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Wtf? Yo westlife, get your own nag thread will ya? And don't call people dumbfucks, dumbfuck, it's not nice. Especially not when you're addressing dumbfuck mods (on offence TomTom and other dumbfuckers, y'all know I like my fucks dumb :D).

There's an ignore button on this board, USE IT

@ beaner: 10 isn't the best number, 69 is. But then again, how would you know? (and we're back on topic :mrgreen:)

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But YOU derail intelligent discourse on this board, I might not have to read your comments if I use the ignore feature (which btw I wasn't aware of), but I still have to read through others responses to your tired child rape or anal sex jokes.

Why bother using the ignore feature when like I said earlier, this board has turned into a dump not just because of your comments but because of the way people respond to your provocations. I'd rather browse a board without the STD infested rats nest vibe. I'm out.

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So you're gonna give up on the whole "community" because you have no self-esteem? How do you wake up in the morning? :roflmao:

And what do you have against STDs?

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[quote=weswood]I'd rather browse a board without the STD infested rats nest vibe. I'm out.[/quote] STD? Stone Temple Dumbfucks?

Follow the signs and don't forget to wash your hands when leaving.

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[quote=KinKyJ]Wtf? Yo westlife, get your own nag thread will ya? And don't call people dumbfucks, dumbfuck, it's not nice. Especially not when you're addressing dumbfuck mods (on offence TomTom and other dumbfuckers, y'all know I like my fucks dumb :D).

There's an ignore button on this board, USE IT

@ beaner: 10 isn't the best number, 69 is. But then again, how would you know? (and we're back on topic :mrgreen:)[/quote]I just totally missed this post and now saw it. Ha ha.

Oh yeah, 69 isn't the best number. It's more like an F4 so then we're going hexidecimal now. :RockOn:

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[quote=beanzncheez]I just totally missed this post and now saw it. Ha ha.

Oh yeah, 69 isn't the best number. It's more like an F4 so then we're going hexidecimal now. :RockOn:[/quote] or ALT + F4 is you're whining about rats in this great thread :RightOn:

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Shut up and get back on topic... asshat. :Anal:

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i dunno how alt-f4 came about in this thread but alright ill go with it.

i agree with kinky and beanz and tomtom, there is an ignore feature (i didnt know about it because i never had a need for it) so use the damn thing

if you dont want to ignore him, then once you see beanz' name on the left use your fucking scroll mouse and go past it, it isnt that hard

but ANYWAY, beanz in my opinion is just a mexican peter from family guy.

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I dub this a HOT thread. :RockOn:

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Those that know me in real life know I have a pretty dark and sometimes sick sense of humour, and there was a time (before his absence) when I actually thought Beanz was funny, but freedom of speech doesn´t justify everything and now he´s just repetitive and tasteless.

Hey, I´m a father of two kids so excuse me if I don´t think it´s funny. I mean, even my wife has started posting here recently and I doubt that she, after seeing this, will keep posting or find it cool that I post here. But whatever, I don´t know what real life is, or what internet is, right? Sad thing is, like TomTom says, beanz sometimes is genuinely useful, has great musical taste and...ok...sometimes I laught at some of his stuff, but I have to draw the line somewhere.

Also, to those that complain about my whining, I´ve never offended anyone on this board, so I feel justified in "whining" and I have a right to whine, that´s freedom of speech too, so ignore me if you want.

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You don't have a right to whine, you have a right and a choice to complain. Men don't whine. Now bend over, sweetie. :Anal:

Okay I need to comment on one more thing that you said earlier. You stated that you doubt that she'll find it cool that you post here? Wtf is that all about? Seriously. I've never heard of a proper relationship where a woman's opinion will dictate whether a man can do something or not. A great relationship doesn't work that way in the slightest. "Oh you can't post there anymore. It's not cool." :lol:

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[quote=beanzncheez]You don't have a right to whine, you have a right and a choice to complain. Men don't whine. Now bend over, sweetie. :Anal:

Okay I need to comment on one more thing that you said earlier. You stated that you doubt that she'll find it cool that you post here? Wtf is that all about? Seriously. I've never heard of a proper relationship where a woman's opinion will dictate whether a man can do something or not. A great relationship doesn't work that way in the slightest. "Oh you can't post there anymore. It's not cool." :lol:[/quote]

Dude, you?re reading way too much into my words, I never said I?d stop posting here if she thought it wasn?t cool. I was just saying that that would be her opinion and, whatever you think is a "proper" relationship, we respect each other?s opinions.

Also I used the word "whine" because that?s what guys like ddr were calling it.

Finally, understand that I?m not trying to get you banned or telling you to shut up, I?m just saying that IMO, jokes about children shouldn?t be allowed, although ideally it should be you toning it down and not someone else asking you to do it.