[ms] · Est. May 2002
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... he'd look like this:
[IMG]http://www.cant-touch-this.co.uk/morningglory/mg1.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.cant-touch-this.co.uk/morningglory/mg2.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.cant-touch-this.co.uk/morningglory/mg3.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.cant-touch-this.co.uk/morningglory/mg4.jpg[/IMG]
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol:
Re: If beanz was a cartoon character...
no, he wears clown outfits and preys onchildren, so think more gacy,
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surprised he has nothing to say on the matter
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[quote=Dhar_2]surprised he has nothing to say on the matter[/quote]Does he ever has to say anything on anything (insert the adjective "meaningfull" somewhere you like in this sentence) :roll:
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[quote=KinKyJ]Does he ever has to say anything on anything (insert the adjective "meaningfull" somewhere you like in this sentence) :roll:[/quote]
you forgot :Anal: :lol:
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[quote=speciale]you forgot :Anal: :lol:[/quote]ow yeah, posting that is the closest he gets to gettin' any. How could I forget? :lol:
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Re: If beanz was a cartoon character...
LMFAO. I have three assholes that I fuck at home and that's only because we got rid of the dog. Otherwise, I'd have more. :Anal: And btw, those cartoons have been around for a long time. I have the whole collection. ;)
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[quote=KinKyJ]I fuck a dude with a 'stache and it makes me feel "manly".[/quote]That's what you get for fucking that wilderbeast. :roflmao:
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And so the village idiot on auto repeat returns :roll: :roll: :roll:
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^ ^ Then shut up about being straight. No one believes you. :roflmao:
"Look at me. I have to brag that I fuck a dude in chick's clothing. I am a man." :roflmao:
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Let's do a little experiment people and see how many times punchy is gonna repost variations on the above before he gets tired of himself :D
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Why would I get tired of jerking off to a picture of my mother? Get over it. I have a boner and I'm fucking myself with a coke bottle. I win. :RockOn:
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[quote=beanzncheez]Why would I get tired of jerking off to a picture of my mother?[/quote]That's an easy one: cuz u aint gattin any with the wife. Next question please :)
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I just fucked her in the ass and then made her chew on the brown bits. She knows her place. Now she's making me a sandwich. :roflmao:
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with the chewed on brown bits, I'm sure :D
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What? You don't get blowjobs after you fuck someone in the ass? The best is when they have a bit of diarrhea so that you can get some nice streaks to dry up on your cock because then when you fuck them in the cunt, you can really get some friction going on and that makes them scream so loud. It's that good "hurt" that they love. :RockOn:
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I would if I did anal, but I don't.
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Why don't you?
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To each his own, right?
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In response to your answers:
Why does it feel fugly? Because it's tight and juicy and a great eating area?
What does poop stinking have to do with it? Just have her use a squirt bottle and wash herself before you start. It's so much fun to fuck all of her holes.
Having a tight cunt has nothing to do with it. It's a simple fact that a woman is designed to get fucked in every possible way thinkable and to make her a good use instrument, you need to utilize her potential. My wife's cunt is still tight as fuck. She does her exercises and carries her balls around to keep those fuckers on the up and up. She can literally choke my cock and make it hard for me to even eject afterwards. We play tug of war many a night. :RockOn:
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[quote=beanzncheez]In response to your answers:[/quote]Having a convo with you, this is more surreal than Dali on crack :shock:
[quote=beanzncheez] 1. Why does it feel fugly? Because it's tight and juicy and a great eating area?[/quote]I don't kill what's already dead and I don't eat what has already been digested...
[quote=beanzncheez]2. What does poop stinking have to do with it? Just have her use a squirt bottle and wash herself before you start. It's so much fun to fuck all of her holes.[/quote]I bet you smear menthol paste under your nose as well
[quote=beanzncheez] 3. Having a tight cunt has nothing to do with it. It's a simple fact that a woman is designed to get fucked in every possible way thinkable and to make her a good use instrument, you need to utilize her potential. My wife's cunt is still tight as fuck. She does her exercises and [B]carries her balls around[/B] to keep those fuckers on the up and up. She can literally choke my cock and make it hard for me to even eject afterwards. We play tug of war many a night. :RockOn:[/quote]Your wife has balls? :shock: :shock: :shock: At what stage of the surgical procedures is she then? Does she get the hormonal treatment already? :lol:
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I take it you've never heard of Kegel exercises? That's why she has the "balls" for her exercises. :roflmao: C'mon, dude. How many women have you fucked?
:Gay:
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[quote=KinKyJ]I don't kill what's already dead and I don't eat what has already been digested...[/quote]Again, that was pretty fucking lame. That doesn't remotely sound "smart" in the slightest. [quote=KinkyJ]I bet you smear menthol paste under your nose as well[/quote]Actually, I smear my daughter's pee under my nose. :RockOn:
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[IMG]http://www.asickpuppy.com/images/bean.jpg[/IMG]
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I got my nickname because I think all mexicans are pretty fucking useless and should be sent back to their own goddamned country. Fucking lazy wetbacks. Get out of here.
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or just learn some fucking ENGLISH
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Doesn't matter. Send the animals home.
:Anal:
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[quote=beanzncheez]I take it you've never heard of Kegel exercises? That's why she has the "balls" for her exercises. :roflmao: C'mon, dude. How many women have you fucked?
:Gay:[/quote] Is this a pissing contest? Nope, never heard of that shit. But hey, I don't bang women over 25 anyway. I'm from Belgicum, ya know? Dutroux country :D
LMAO @ Saiko: good one :lol:
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:roflmao: You're probably the only dude that's never heard of Kegels and it has nothing to do with age. That just shows how fucking ignorant you are. I wouldn't expect less though. :roflmao: You obviously don't know at what age the pussy tastes the best either. :roflmao:
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[quote=beanzncheez]:roflmao: You're probably the only dude that's never heard of Kegels and it has nothing to do with age. That just shows how fucking ignorant you are. I wouldn't expect less though. :roflmao: [/quote]
Googling...
[quote][COLOR=royalblue]Originally touted to older women as a remedy for incontinence, Kegels were soon recommended to pregnant women as a way to regain vaginal muscle tone after childbirth.[/COLOR][/quote][COLOR=royalblue][COLOR=silver]Oh right... Yeah well, I pick out the talented ones, not the doggies who can do tricks[/COLOR] :p[/COLOR] [COLOR=#4169e1][/COLOR] [quote=beanzncheez]You obviously don't know at what age the pussy tastes the best either.:roflmao:[/quote]You're right, I couldn't say. Pussy has tasted great all my life [COLOR=#4169e1][/COLOR] [COLOR=#4169e1][/COLOR]
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Anal is the best. If your missus won;t do it find one that will.
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[quote=KinKyJ][COLOR=royalblue][COLOR=silver]Oh right... Yeah well, I pick out the talented ones, not the doggies who can do tricks[/COLOR] :p[/COLOR][/quote]All women are submissive like dogs. That's why they're here. To be trained to serve man. :RockOn: :roflmao: @ talented ones. That's like saying that women are smart. :roflmao:
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[quote=beanzncheez]All women are submissive like dogs. That's why they're here. To be trained to serve man. :RockOn: :roflmao: @ talented ones. That's like saying that women are smart. :roflmao:[/quote]Your knowledge of women is a advanced as my knowledge of Hindi... But hell, if you're used to having to pay for sex, I can understand your point of view
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Everyone pays for sex. Have you ever driven to a girl's house? You paid for gas = you had to pay for sex. It's that simple. You spend time with a girl? Time = money. All men pay for sex. It's inevitable. :roflmao:
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I have my own business and I'm setting up operations in Macedonia... So it's all tax deductable...
And please, don't compare yourself to men... It's just rediciulous (fuck I'm drunk)
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I wasn't comparing myself to anyone or anything. Read again, asshat. :roflmao:
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^^^ [quote=beanzncheez]All men pay for sex. It's inevitable. :roflmao:[/quote] You're completely right man, it completely slipped my mind that you're not getting laid, my bad my bad
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You keep bringing up this point about me not getting laid but you keep skirting away from the true issue at hand. You're fucking a dude. A fucking ugly dude. Look at him. He has a fucking honker and a 'stache. You'd think he was from France with them shoulders. :roflmao:
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lol this thread is hilarious. i can read this shit all day long :roflmao: