Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line

"i'd like to part your muff and flick your nubbin"

:cry:

Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line

This one actually worked (longer term, but it did) - I was in this group with new student leaders over the summer and we were sitting on an athletic field getting ready for a teambuilding exercise. There was a hot chick whom I had my eye on all week and so I sat close to her, trying to think of something witty to say. I looked down and there was actually a screw in the grass. I remembered an old pickup line and actually turned to her and said:

Hey, wanna screw?

She laughed and we hit it off. Dated too.

True story.

Re: Your best or Worst pick up line

[quote=Trinity][quote=hear_my_name] comon guys im sure u could come up with better lines then that!!!

ive got more stupid lines that ive heard over the years.. but that one.. i dont know.. might beat them all...

someone please restore my faith in guys... i need to hear some great pick up lines!! :Honest:[/quote]

try moving to another country.. just a casual observation[/quote]

naw that line i heard when i was in the states.. canadian guys.. i dont know if many of them got game.. the one that worked on me thou

you, me, lets do it i wanna take u out.. hahah i dontknow how it worked but for some reason im still talkin to him... everyday... :Rolling: :D

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.

Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"

Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

You're ugly but you intrigue me

"tell me the type of man that you prefer and I will assume that demeanor"

or

"tell me what type of guy you like and I will be that guy"

Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line

Haywood Jablowme :?: :Suck: :SuckNGiz:

Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line

Overheard these in a movie this evening:

"Nice dress, it matches my bedspread"

"So...when does your centerfold come out?"

Both times the guy got smacked in the face, but heck, that was just a movie eh?

"i'm gonna kill you, bitch!"