[ms] · Est. May 2002
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he says = "how much does a polar bear weigh?" i say = "i dont know" he says = "enough to break the ice.. hi im.. (insert idiots name here)"
comon guys im sure u could come up with better lines then that!!!
ive got more stupid lines that ive heard over the years.. but that one.. i dont know.. might beat them all...
someone please restore my faith in guys... i need to hear some great pick up lines!! :Honest:
"The word of the day is legs...lets go back to your place and spread the word" or "nice shoes...wanna fuck?"
No one's ever used those on me and they wouldn't work either.
[quote=Trancelucent One]"The word of the day is legs...lets go back to your place and spread the word"[/quote]
:Laugh:
Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
"do you believe in love at first site or should i walk by again"
"are you from memphis cause your the only 10 i see"
"if i could re-arrange the alphabet id put you and i togther"
"Your legs must be tired" why "cause youve been running through my mind all night"
"your dad must be a thef" why "cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"
"Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. SO...for the kid's sake, let's just dance and when we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going."
Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
Get your coat love, you?ve pulled.
Heres 20 pence call you mum and tell her you won?t be home tonight.
Are you tired? cos you?ve been running through my mind all day.
Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
hey you want a pizza and a fuck?
what ... you do not like pizza?
[quote=Jenks]"Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. SO...for the kid's sake, let's just dance and when we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going."[/quote]
:ROFLMAO: man, this is the best pickup line i've ever heard. I'm going to memorize it and recite it word for word to every girl I meet, even new coworkers that are 30 years older than I am.
Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
some of my favorites were from the movie Night at the Roxbury with Will Ferrell. here's a few that come to mind.
if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
grab a girls shirt and look for the tag and say " just as i thought, made in heaven"
how do you like your eggs? scrambled or fertilized.
[quote=Jenks]"Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. SO...for the kid's sake, let's just dance and when we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going."[/quote]
:Naughty: Now that's a pickup line!!
You'll do
"My face is leaving in 10 minutes - be on it!"
:twisted:
Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
"Wanna go halves on a bastard?"
Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
Let's play house, you'll be the door and I shut you
umm, excuse me miss, would you care to step into the back room and maybe fuck a little? :NotMe:
Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
A Chinese friend of mine did it like this: He walks up to this gorgeous chick and goes:
I bet you don't want to conversate with me. She: Why not? He: Because beautiful women are always arrogant, and they don't want to talk to guys. She: That's not true, how can you say that! I'm not arrogant!
So they ended up in this discussion, and the end of it was that she said he was really cute and then he walked away, because he's a nutcase and wasn't looking for a girlfriend...
:Naughty:
[quote=Stu]You'll do[/quote] :RockOn: :RockOn:
winner of best pick up line ever award
Peter - Are you sure its not "slam you" instead of "shut you" Would make alot more sense
^ thats what i was thinking :?
Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
"Hey how about we go back to your place and we play Magician. I bang you then I disappear" :wink:
"So, you're a girl huh?"
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first." :RightOn:
no wonder you guys are on here ... :wink:
[quote=Stu]Peter - Are you sure its not "slam you" instead of "shut you" Would make alot more sense[/quote]
hahaha :RockOn:
i was very confused for a sec... thanks for clearin it up buddy :ROFLMAO:
"I swear to GOD I'll make it worth your while..."
:lol:
Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
[quote=LV-8]"Hey how about we go back to your place and we play Magician. I bang you then I disappear" :wink:[/quote]
:lol:
So far Jenks has it. By a mile! :RockOn:
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?
NOW, BITCH!
just a small list that i put together. ahhahah stupid thing uguys think of sayin.. :wink:
"You're so hot you contribute to global warming"
"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."
Never heard them used but they sound nice...:)
This is not so much as a pick up line but an ice breaker..
You ask the person you are interested in that you can balance a drink on their thumbs..you banter for 30 sec or so...then you ask them to put there thumbs at the edge bar or table...you then place the drink on their thumbs(it will not fall trust me), and walk away for a couple of seconds....they can't move (spill the drink) so they stand there with a dumb founded look on their face....you walk back "just joking", take off the drink and introduce yourself...you laugh a bit, chit chat...get their number in the morning after breakfrest!
[quote=hear_my_name]Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?[/quote]
That's great. i liked Jenks too. Funny, me and a freidn were talking about pickups lines the other night. Here's what I could remember
"That's great you with all the curves, me with no brakes"
"Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!"
"Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself."
"Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good."
"I think I could fall madly in bed with you."
"If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?"
"You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls."
"Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?"
Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
wanna play hide the mule?
Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
Your dress would look really good on the floor next to my bed! :Tongue:
Hey, have u played baseball before? i think u would be good. I have a bat and two balls we should practice...pathetic:D
Re: Your best or Worst pick up line
[quote=hear_my_name] comon guys im sure u could come up with better lines then that!!!
ive got more stupid lines that ive heard over the years.. but that one.. i dont know.. might beat them all...
someone please restore my faith in guys... i need to hear some great pick up lines!! :Honest:[/quote]
try moving to another country.. just a casual observation
Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
I need no line, I just let my own charm work by itself, I dont even have to speak 8)
mmm no wonder Im alone :Rolling:
Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
"If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
Nice legs... What time do they open?
Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
My name is ( )...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
You. Bed. Nekkid. Now.
Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
if you and i were squirrels can i bust a nut in your hole?
Re:: Your best or Worst pick up line
[quote=shadowchaser]if you and i were squirrels can i bust a nut in your hole?[/quote] You stealing my lines :twisted: :Bingo: Gotta love it. That one cracks me up everytime I hear it.
[quote=Stu]You'll do[/quote]
Yeah this one works everytime!!! :D