Hello peeps, I've asked this before a couple of years back and I got some truly F***** Up answers.

[B]What do you for a living?[/B]

Myself, I do marketing for Real Estate Developers.

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play on MS , whilst getting paid to do something else.

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[quote=Huggie Smiles]play on MS , whilst getting paid to do something else.[/quote]

I'm in the wrong business...

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[QUOTE=Huggie Smiles]play on MS , whilst getting paid to do something else.[/QUOTE] that's what I do too. I'm a Project Lead in Information Management on the side, while I'm not postwhoring.

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I'm a full time student and I work part time doing inbound sales for Cingular.

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Right now I am back in school....In an 8mos post graduate course for Human Resourse Management

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financial analysis (hope to get into investment banking in a couple years)

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IT for a school district... fucking blows

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I work on an outcall basis, showing up at private bachelorette parties and gay weddings for 120 dollars an hour. I occasionally do a night here and there at one of the two male strip clubs in town ("The Boy Barn" and "Gustavo's By The Airport").

Most people pity me. They see my life as one endless gyration in a fraying thong. They don't know why I really do it.

"I'm an urban vigilante," I'll tell my customer when she pays you at the end of the night tonight. "When someone shoves a bill into my thong, if something horrible is going to happen to them, I get a vision."

She'll ask, "Did you get any visions tonight?" They always ask that.

I'd tell her no. "You'd have known if I had a vision. It's so powerful that I fall to the ground and throw up everything in my stomach."

She'll say, "It's great that you have these visions to help out with the vigilante thing. But even if you saved someone here tonight, had you thrown up on yourself I wouldn't have called you the next time I need a stripper."

I'd nod my head woefully and say "That's why I still have to substitute teach."

The woman will hand me a fifty-dollar tip. "Well I'm glad everyone here is going to be okay," she'll say.

I won't take the fifty. I'd say, "Everyone who put a bill into my thong, you mean."

The woman will hold my gaze, trying to remember whether she had ever tipped me tonight. Then she'll shrug and slip the fifty into my pants. I'll promptly drop to the floor and throw up all over my chest.

"What! What do you see!" she'll shout.

"Get me a Kleenex!" I'll shout.

"No! Tell me!"

Shout, "There's still time. Your hairstyle is different."

The woman will bring me a box of Kleenex. She'll gasp when she hands it to me. "I have a hair appointment this Saturday!"

I'll clean the vomit off my mouth, neck, and chest, and then tell her that she's going to interrupt an armed burglary in her house and the burglars aren't going to be too happy about it.

I'm a Male Stripper With Psychic Powers.

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paralegal in san francisco for a 2 lawyer law firm

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WTF.

[quote=picklemonkey]I work on an outcall basis, showing up at private bachelorette parties and gay weddings for 120 dollars an hour. I occasionally do a night here and there at one of the two male strip clubs in town ("The Boy Barn" and "Gustavo's By The Airport").

Most people pity me. They see my life as one endless gyration in a fraying thong. They don't know why I really do it.

"I'm an urban vigilante," I'll tell my customer when she pays you at the end of the night tonight. "When someone shoves a bill into my thong, if something horrible is going to happen to them, I get a vision."

She'll ask, "Did you get any visions tonight?" They always ask that.

I'd tell her no. "You'd have known if I had a vision. It's so powerful that I fall to the ground and throw up everything in my stomach."

She'll say, "It's great that you have these visions to help out with the vigilante thing. But even if you saved someone here tonight, had you thrown up on yourself I wouldn't have called you the next time I need a stripper."

I'd nod my head woefully and say "That's why I still have to substitute teach."

The woman will hand me a fifty-dollar tip. "Well I'm glad everyone here is going to be okay," she'll say.

I won't take the fifty. I'd say, "Everyone who put a bill into my thong, you mean."

The woman will hold my gaze, trying to remember whether she had ever tipped me tonight. Then she'll shrug and slip the fifty into my pants. I'll promptly drop to the floor and throw up all over my chest.

"What! What do you see!" she'll shout.

"Get me a Kleenex!" I'll shout.

"No! Tell me!"

Shout, "There's still time. Your hairstyle is different."

The woman will bring me a box of Kleenex. She'll gasp when she hands it to me. "I have a hair appointment this Saturday!"

I'll clean the vomit off my mouth, neck, and chest, and then tell her that she's going to interrupt an armed burglary in her house and the burglars aren't going to be too happy about it.

I'm a Male Stripper With Psychic Powers.[/quote]

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Post production, buying shoes and bitching about the music being different than it use to be. :D

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Banquet Server/Bartender @ hotels here in VeGaS......who ever thought you could do so little and get paid soooo goooood.:Blazed:

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Selling BB and internet, sucks balls but pays ok..

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I repair/fix/install computers.

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accountant/tax whore. also, involved in managment and overseeing a few fire dept and non profit organizations money.

also, poto's pimp.

oh yeah, pro slacker. unless i have someone in front of me, i am trying not to work. hence the last few hours.

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Invetment Banking

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what company>>>

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I own and manage a small club in London called Fabric.

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do me a favor then, tackle gecko and tell i sent ya

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I'm an engineer in an optics lab, get me out of this place!

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[quote=Morgan]I own and manage a small club in London called Fabric.[/quote]

Have the Audio Bullys been to your club. I was watching a live thing of them and they started off saying "good evening fabric" but than realized that they weren't at fabric.

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I work at Ace Mortgage Funding as a mortgage broker... really exciting stuff here!!! woo hoo!!! Rates rule!!!

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[quote=Morgan]I own and manage a small club in London called Fabric.[/quote]

How the hell do you find time to post then?

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Two words: Real estate. Not quite a slum lord yet but I'm getting there. Also freelance graphic design work and of course dj'ing and production...

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I'm a freelance makeup artist. My job rocks! It's a different location, time and crew on every job. I get to be creative and I have fun when I work. Pays not bad either!

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[QUOTE=DJJEFFJONES]I work at Ace Mortgage Funding as a mortgage broker... really exciting stuff here!!! woo hoo!!! Rates rule!!![/QUOTE] that's good to know, Jeff Jones from Indianapolis in Indiana that works at Ace mortgage Funding as a mortgage broker.

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I work in TV nowadays....fun, but part-time..how I scrape by even I wonder sometimes.

FFS, I never had or could get a "real" salary job for some reason...man I screwed up when I was young and the market was rich :(

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Server Administration for a healthcare company.

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[quote=Morgan]I own and manage a small club in London called Fabric.[/quote]

Is that 'Thee Fabric' or a smaller place cause i was in fabric before and its bloody massive.. kick ass club if u do own it and its open really late which is awesome

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[quote=Mr.Big]Is that 'Thee Fabric' or a smaller place cause i was in fabric before and its bloody massive.. kick ass club if u do own it and its open really late which is awesome[/quote]

Sorry guys, blatent post to spot the suckers. ;)

I'm actually unemployed till I start my new job on the 1st of March. Project manager for feature spotting cameras. i.e number plates / faces.

I do wish that i did own and manage Fabric London.

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I am taking 3 classes this semester and helping my boyfriend out with his company. I have a lot of free time needless to say.

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[quote=Morgan]Sorry guys, blatent post to spot the suckers. ;)

I'm actually unemployed till I start my new job on the 1st of March. Project manager for feature spotting cameras. i.e number plates / faces.

I do wish that i did own and manage Fabric London.[/quote]

Lame ;)

Im sure the real owners spend most of the time doing coke off tittymodels in stringfellows. that place is exspensive..

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[quote=picklemonkey]that's good to know, Jeff Jones from Indianapolis in Indiana that works at Ace mortgage Funding as a mortgage broker.[/quote]

:shock: Umm I meant I am a gas station attendent and my name isn't Jeff Jones, I just like the ring of it!!!! :lol:

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[QUOTE=DJJEFFJONES]:shock: Umm I meant I am a gas station attendent and my name isn't Jeff Jones, I just like the ring of it!!!! :lol:[/QUOTE] that's not what Richard M. Hall said

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LOL, did you talk to RG also???

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yeah, Rob's a pimp. bigtime.

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Word up to that!

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Sr. mortgage underwriter for a major US bank.

Part of the job required me to travel to different brokers across the country for a week at a time. Had it all expense paid too - everything from 5 star dinners to bar tabs to sports tickets. All that stopped at the beginning of this year though, so needless to say I'm looking for new employment...

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^^^^ Things have definitly changed from the last couple of years in this business for sure!