hehe.. u really got to check out this link:

[url]http://www.misslinzey.com/engels/index01.htm[/url]

Anyone interested in booking her?

I personally LOL'ed my ass off :lol:

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[quote=Fresh]I personally LOL'ed my ass off :lol:[/quote] So isn't that LMAO?

:lol:

Many thanks the links.

:shock: ok, its official... sex sells

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seems like her turntables aren't 100% similar to each other :?

IMO the topless thing is a sad gimmick that shows she's attention starved. I'm sure she sucks, and I'd go listen to her spin only if it were a free show and if she lost the panties too

yikes... nsfw? thank you.

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she is hot i'll give her that.

she also gives female djs who really care about their craft a bad name.

Shame that. Still it would give you something to stare at when your fooked.

And the crappy music on her site. Alround DJ my arse. Gimmick more like.

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i'm sure thats a joke....?

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all about the look not mix

"The party?s? Mixing cd?s was succeeding and I had a lot of fun doing so. But mixing a few songs together doesn?t get you all the way. I have been to several party?s and had fun mixing evenings and nights together. I haven?t really got a favourite genre which makes my party?s enjoyable for anyone. One thing gets to the other, so before I new I was showing my musical skills on many, but on top of that on a large variety of party?s. "

"party's"? wtf? lame.

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and i bet she can pull in more cash for 4 hours of topless fun then we do in 2 weeks of work!

i could easily committ suicide from the music on her site.

[quote=Jibgolly]i could easily committ suicide from the music on her site.[/quote]

U gotta love these cheesy trance sounds :Tongue:

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I just LOL'ed all over myself, and her music.

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Apart from her allround music choices Miss Linzey is a sensation on [i]its[/i] own.

:?: does she have a dick?

would you like that?

who wouldn't?

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[quote=tiddles] does she have a dick?[/quote]

She has a plastic one which she uses to wave to her audience..

she's got a little taste in music at least..:? but the rest needs working on :lol: :lol:

RIC PRYDZ - WoZ Not WoZ Aretha Franklin - Think (Remix)

D-Community Ft. Jennifer Sanchez - Toys TONY NOVY - YOUR BODY

V8 - Make it Hot Spiller - Sola Dr. Kucho - Lies to yourself Dr. kucho - Cant Stop playing Malibu Zanzibar - Jesse Garcia Tribal Benjamin Bates - Whole Rune - Calabria Deep Dish - Flashdance Armand van Helden - My My My Girls Aloud - Love Machine (remix) Eric Prydz - Call on me United Nations - Out of touch Lasgo - All night long Dave McCullen - Bitch Chemical Brothers - Galvanize Marly - You never know JoJo - Leave Get out (remix) Christina Milian - Dip it Low (remix) Sodaclub - Aint no love Madison Avenue - Dont call me Baby 2005 (eigen remix) Sander Kleinenberg - the Fruit Dallas Superstrars - Fast Driving Natashia Beddingfield - These Words (eigen remix) Attic - Destiny (Eric P rmx) Kelis - Trick me (eigen remix) Fatman scoop - Be Faithfull Jennifer Lopez - Get it Right Speedy - Sientelo Lorna - Papi Chulo Beenieman - Dancehall Queen Kevin Little - Turn me On Destiny's Child - Lose my Breathe Black eyed Peas - Lets get it started Dj Jean - Every Single day Grooveyard - Mary Go Wild Dj Tiesto - Adagio for Strings Dj Tiesto - Traffic BBE - Seven days at one week DJ Boozywoozy - Dancefloor DJ Boozywoozy - Life is Music Jules and Raoul - Sound of Light Manyou - Drifting away John Marks - Tracking John Marks - Don't Stop Buse - Love 2 Nite Saxo - Les Bruits de la Foret Michael Woods - Solex Khia - My Neck, My Back (Remix) Ultrabeat - Better than life (B rmx) Jordan en Baker - Explode Riffs & Rays - Sweet Dreams G-Spott - No Comment Dj Jose - Hecitate Klubbers Revenge - Mental Atmosphere Marcel Woord - the Bom Showtek - Save the Day

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YOU HAVE BEEN PICKLED!

[img]http://www.dibec.com/pickle/fleshpickle-alfshot.jpg[/img]

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:CrackUp:

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I'd hit it. :?

Dom, you're sure you're fine? :lol:

i never said i was. :lol:

i am just being normal.

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:lickmyha: miss linzey

what a stupid bitch, why the fuck can't she just go work at a strip club where she belongs

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[quote]miss linzey

what a stupid bitch, why the fuck can't she just go work at a strip club where she belongs[/quote]

Weizy ... for that ... you get a pickle

[img]http://dibec.com/pickle/fleshpickle-ohura.jpg[/img]

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Dammit I LOL'd all over the keyborad and now it is sticky :x

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[quote=asdf_admin]YOU HAVE BEEN PICKLED!

[img]http://www.dibec.com/pickle/fleshpickle-alfshot.jpg[/img][/quote] :ROFLMAO: pickle of the year

I mean. second place pickle, under me :not me:

Cheap way to get attention if you ask me. I am sure like pickle said she sucks and i would never pay to go see unless free bj were being handed out as well.

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"Jennifer Lopez - Get it Right" :Bingo:

lol.

someone told me she uses ableton...

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[size=7]I FUCKING LOVE TRANCE!!!!!!![/size]

isn't she opening to timo maas on his next tour? :?:

no, TIESTO

[quote=shosh]someone told me she uses ableton...[/quote]

hahaha[/img]

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it's called marketing and gimmicks plain and simple. As long as there's a market and an interest to see topless female DJ's, girls like her, Portia Surreal, Tuesdae, etc will be around. I am not against these girls doing it at all cause frankly I don't cater to the meathead market. The people who go see these girls could care less about their "talent" and want to see them for the novelty factor of them playing topless. I will give them credit for being smart enough to market themselves in the way they do even if it makes them look super bimbo.

I've been asked in the past to DJ in a bikini and I refused. I may like to wear sexy clothes but I'm not down to wearing bikinis, lingerie or topless/nude at any of my gigs if that's required of me. There's a time and a place to wear a bikini and inside a club is not one of them!

I hope for their sake when they get older that they can look back and be cool with it.

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[quote=Ariel Cybana]frankly I don't cater to the meathead market.[/quote] You didn't get that memo? We're all meatheads here.

[img]http://www.goeffyourself.com/images/peoplepics/meathead-reiner.gif[/img]

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she cant be serious. why cant she just let the music speak to itself!

oh, btw, i think there fakes too. :P

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ariel, i had a thought after i read your post...

i do understand that this is how these women choose to promote themselves. even though i am strongly against it there is obviously a market for it. that being said, the dance music industry is in a serious depression and worthless trashy people who exploit the industry like this are not helping the actually talented musicians and DJs who deserve to get booked and get their records out.

Case in point:

last week in minneapolis the Vote for Pedro tour came to our local nightclub. Pedro and Kip from Napoleon Dynamite were there and Pedro played two hours of terrible hard house music all while backspinning and trainwrecking every FUCKING record :evil:

this type of gimmicky shit is killing dance music the same way that those strippers who think they are DJs are. don't get me wrong i have seen plenty of female DJs who actually were talented and i have the utmost respect for them. but, when i start getting passed over for gigs because some trashy topless DJ is rolling though town then i just can't show any respect for that at all. there are too many talented male and female DJs who actually deserve to get booked to give these gimmicky artists any of my time, attention, or money.

don't support these gimmicks, if you want to see breasts then have sex with your girlfriend, go to a strip club, or rent a porn :D

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[quote=Ariel Cybana]it's called marketing and gimmicks plain and simple. As long as there's a market and an interest to see topless female DJ's, girls like her, Portia Surreal, Tuesdae, etc will be around. I am not against these girls doing it at all cause frankly I don't cater to the meathead market. The people who go see these girls could care less about their "talent" and want to see them for the novelty factor of them playing topless. I will give them credit for being smart enough to market themselves in the way they do even if it makes them look super bimbo.[/quote]

What blows my mind sometimes is that if they only worked on their talent/mixing level as well, the bookings would probably double in some cases...I'd be up for seeing a female topless DJ who actually [i]has[/i] talent..alas, I've yet to find one :NotMe: