I can't believe this thread is still going. I figured it would of died a while ago.

[quote]I can't believe this thread is still going. I figured it would of died a while ago.[/quote]

Way to keep it going, putz.

i'd like so see dj rap or baby anne spin topless... i wouldnt mind that... not one bit...

the playmate of playboy's 50th anniversary issue, Colleen Shannon is a DJ too... she can spin for me anytime... especially if she's doing the spread-eagle...

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She's got butt'er face.... Bad tit job as well.

This is the best:

• Full color laser show with:

• Spectacular beamer shows

:lol:

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[quote=Weizy]ariel, i had a thought after i read your post...

i do understand that this is how these women choose to promote themselves. even though i am strongly against it there is obviously a market for it. that being said, the dance music industry is in a serious depression and worthless trashy people who exploit the industry like this are not helping the actually talented musicians and DJs who deserve to get booked and get their records out.

Case in point:

last week in minneapolis the Vote for Pedro tour came to our local nightclub. Pedro and Kip from Napoleon Dynamite were there and Pedro played two hours of terrible hard house music all while backspinning and trainwrecking every FUCKING record :evil:

this type of gimmicky shit is killing dance music the same way that those strippers who think they are DJs are. don't get me wrong i have seen plenty of female DJs who actually were talented and i have the utmost respect for them. but, when i start getting passed over for gigs because some trashy topless DJ is rolling though town then i just can't show any respect for that at all. there are too many talented male and female DJs who actually deserve to get booked to give these gimmicky artists any of my time, attention, or money.

don't support these gimmicks, if you want to see breasts then have sex with your girlfriend, go to a strip club, or rent a porn :D[/quote]

hun, I don't care for it either and I agree the best way to stop the gimmicky nonsense is to simply not go to these events. There are "celeb" DJ's who are absolute nonsense too yet unfortunately there's a demand to see them just like there are with the topless girls. If you remember back around 95, Traci Lords had a "techno" album and she was doing DJ gigs around the country. I haven't heard her myself but anyone who ever saw her said she sucked. For people who go to these events to see the celeb DJ, they probably feel they can have a closer connection to them and go regardless of talent level. Do understand that a decent majority of people who go to dance clubs aren't as discriminatory as we are.

The way I look at it is yes it does irk me to see topless girls playing all over the planet but at the same time I can look at myself and know that I got to where I'm at by myself and I did it w/o resorting to gimmicks OR kissing ass.

^ Well said.

**Edit: Don't you hate it when you try to point to the post above you and that happens to be the time it starts a new page?

[quote]If you remember back around 95, Traci Lords had a "techno" album[/quote]

oh shit I remember that album...think it's still in the stacks :oops:

(note to self: go throw out that album)

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One of my old friends had that Traci Lords album and I did listen to it. I remember only liking the first song (Control) and the rest of the album sucked. I doubt anyone can sell it to a record store.. might have to pay someone to take it, hehe.

[quote=FM]she's got a little taste in music at least..:? but the rest needs working on :lol: :lol:

RIC PRYDZ - WoZ Not WoZ Aretha Franklin - Think (Remix)

D-Community Ft. Jennifer Sanchez - Toys TONY NOVY - YOUR BODY

V8 - Make it Hot Spiller - Sola Dr. Kucho - Lies to yourself Dr. kucho - Cant Stop playing Malibu Zanzibar - Jesse Garcia Tribal Benjamin Bates - Whole Rune - Calabria Deep Dish - Flashdance Armand van Helden - My My My Girls Aloud - Love Machine (remix) Eric Prydz - Call on me United Nations - Out of touch Lasgo - All night long Dave McCullen - Bitch Chemical Brothers - Galvanize Marly - You never know JoJo - Leave Get out (remix) Christina Milian - Dip it Low (remix) Sodaclub - Aint no love Madison Avenue - Dont call me Baby 2005 (eigen remix) Sander Kleinenberg - the Fruit Dallas Superstrars - Fast Driving Natashia Beddingfield - These Words (eigen remix) Attic - Destiny (Eric P rmx) Kelis - Trick me (eigen remix) Fatman scoop - Be Faithfull Jennifer Lopez - Get it Right Speedy - Sientelo Lorna - Papi Chulo Beenieman - Dancehall Queen Kevin Little - Turn me On Destiny's Child - Lose my Breathe Black eyed Peas - Lets get it started Dj Jean - Every Single day Grooveyard - Mary Go Wild Dj Tiesto - Adagio for Strings Dj Tiesto - Traffic BBE - Seven days at one week DJ Boozywoozy - Dancefloor DJ Boozywoozy - Life is Music Jules and Raoul - Sound of Light Manyou - Drifting away John Marks - Tracking John Marks - Don't Stop Buse - Love 2 Nite Saxo - Les Bruits de la Foret Michael Woods - Solex Khia - My Neck, My Back (Remix) Ultrabeat - Better than life (B rmx) Jordan en Baker - Explode Riffs & Rays - Sweet Dreams G-Spott - No Comment Dj Jose - Hecitate Klubbers Revenge - Mental Atmosphere Marcel Woord - the Bom Showtek - Save the Day[/quote]

what a fucking mess. the bitch is broke. super dark photos... blah... not a fan. i'd see wasted ass sandra before I would czech out one of these bs gimmicks.

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[quote=Ariel Cybana]One of my old friends had that Traci Lords album and I did listen to it. I remember only liking the first song (Control) and the rest of the album sucked. I doubt anyone can sell it to a record store.. might have to pay someone to take it, hehe.[/quote]

first dollar gets it...:ROFLMAO:

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[quote=Weizy]...the dance music industry is in a serious depression and worthless trashy people who exploit the industry like this are not helping the actually talented musicians and DJs who deserve to get booked and get their records out.

Case in point:

last week in minneapolis the Vote for Pedro tour came to our local nightclub. Pedro and Kip from Napoleon Dynamite were there and Pedro played two hours of terrible hard house music all while backspinning and trainwrecking every FUCKING record :evil:

this type of gimmicky shit is killing dance music the same way that those strippers who think they are DJs are. don't get me wrong i have seen plenty of female DJs who actually were talented and i have the utmost respect for them. but, when i start getting passed over for gigs because some trashy topless DJ is rolling though town then i just can't show any respect for that at all. there are too many talented male and female DJs who actually deserve to get booked to give these gimmicky artists any of my time, attention, or money.

don't support these gimmicks, if you want to see breasts then have sex with your girlfriend, go to a strip club, or rent a porn :D[/quote]

A couple of gimmick bimbos aren't killing the dance music scene; it's just getting played out. It's not new anymore. I also don't think that truly talented females get passed over for some topless chicks- I'd say the topless chicks would be taking business away from male hard house/trance DJs from Jersey.

Obviously, if people are being hired based on their talent because that what draws the crowd, being topless is only going to apply to places where the people want to see that, not with a music crowd. Plus, most clubs seem to be wanting to attract as many women as possible, because then in turn they will attract men. Having a topless bimbo DJing is not going to help.

I wouldn't worry about it, folks.

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[quote=Ariel Cybana] The way I look at it is yes it does irk me to see topless girls playing all over the planet but at the same time I can look at myself and know that I got to where I'm at by myself and I did it w/o resorting to gimmicks OR kissing ass.[/quote]

i totally agree Ariel, i like the way you think :D

I don't think that the Dance scene will suffer as a result of topless DJ's. As has been stated it is a meatmarket gimmick, i'm sure the promoting of these people will be as topless DJ's rather than DJ's who happen to be topless, if you see what i mean. I don;t think any clubber who knows EDM would even bother going to these events, i'm suspect they will be held in the local meat markets rather than the clubs with a serious music policy (if any club other than fabric really has a music policy).

IMO good for this lady, if she is prepeared to lose her self respect and can live with herself for basically prosituting herself to earn a quick buck, then so be it.

To my mind getting your tits out for a living is fine, we all know sex sells, just look at all the glamour models plastered all over magazines, TV shows and the tabloid press. I have no problems with it, but i have no respect for people who sell an image with no real substance behind it. An example would be that i've never been to a strip club, why the fook would I want to pay good money to see lush women and not be able to touch them? Defeats the objective before you have even started IMO.

A bit of rant at modern times, sorry. Image is everything to some ppl, IMO that is complete bollocks, substance is the key.

End rant. :wink:

[quote=picklemonkey]IMO the topless thing is a sad gimmick that shows she's attention starved. I'm sure she sucks, and I'd go listen to her spin only if it were a free show and if she lost the panties too[/quote]

yeah, if i wanted to see cans & crappy music, id go to a titty bar.

[quote]if i wanted to see cans & crappy music, id go to a titty bar.[/quote]

Or you can watch any type of TV.

dont judge the book by its cover.

^^^ or tits

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I'd personally love to crimp off a massive shit on her mixer, then walk off.

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[quote=Weizy]:lickmyha: miss linzey

what a stupid bitch, why the fuck can't she just go work at a strip club where she belongs[/quote]

Are there stripclubs that offer topless female DJs performing live?By the looks of that tracklist I think the topless gimmick is a good fit for her. My ears hurt just reading that outloud.

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If I started djing with my penis, do you think people would come see me play?

I can't really mix at all, I play alot of tracks by Jennifer Lopez and Destiny's Child (what can I say, I'm various), and if you look closely, one of my testicles is pointed in a weird direction and is slightly larger than the other. But hey, I'll just start up a website, do a few penis spinning gigs, and hopefully no one will notice. Right?

WRONG![size=7][/size]

^^^ and with a name like dj clint you will be a hit for sure...

^ it's a matter of context. I wouldn't go see a DJ Sean or a DJ Chris, but I'd go see a Sean Cusick or a Chris Fortier.

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omg, that is fucking no, F U C K I N G ridiculous, if her music is at all good, then she wouldnt do that bullshit. Topless? I think shes goign to end up getting some clubs in trouble doing that without the proper permits or whatever. Who gives a fuck i didnt even bother lsitening to her bullshit, her website sucks, shes ugly, and yes I agree with whoever else said trhat she is DESPERATE.

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[quote=tien]shes ugly[/quote]

OK, point well taken on the other stuff, but are you telling me that if this gal came up to you in a bar and you didn't know who she was or anything about her, you'd take a pass just based upon her physical appearance?

c'mon, c'mon, c'mon...

:lol:

As for me...

:HitIt:

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skeet, skeet, skeet!

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[quote]The sensation is complete when miss Linzey goes topples in the mix[/quote]

:CrackUp:

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[quote=clintlove]skeet, skeet, skeet![/quote]

didnt know this was a hip hop board. :roll:

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i can't wait until its ok for boy djs to whip out their cocks at the peak of their performances.

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[quote=chlo? harris]i can't wait for boy djs cocks peak performances[/quote] kinky girl. :P

Where the hell has she been? :wink:

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YOU GUYS ALL GET PICKLED BY TINO FOR STILL POSTING IN THIS THREAD.

[img]http://dibec.com/pickle/fleshpickle-tino.jpg[/img]

:CrackUp:

Holy God.

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Good for a laugh. Nice euro look.

that's a big pickle..:CrackUp:

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[quote=chlo? harris]i can't wait until its ok for boy djs to whip out their cocks at the peak of their performances.[/quote]

but it's just not the same unless they're hung like a horse :CrackUp:

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[quote="Jibgolly"][quote=clintlove]skeet, skeet, skeet![/quote]

didnt know this was a hip hop board. :roll:[/quote

And this whole time I thought I was at home! :?

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Too bad she doesn't spin with turntables, she could put a picture of her giving head (er, or would that be needle) to the turntable arm and maybe scare up a few more gigs.

with all the money from her dj gigs she should treat herself to some implants.