last night on monday night football

#5407Post 1 of 342004-10-12

did anyone hear the sideline reporter compare the instant replay to the video of rodney king beating????

fucking priceless, i laughed harder than i have in years. how dumb can you be :Stupid:

#279487Post 2 of 342004-10-12

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the sideline reporters are absolutely worthless. never do they provide a bit of insight on the game that you have not already concluded for yourself. i would be much more receptive to worthless side line reporting if they gave a mic to a cheerleeader from each team and told her to talk about her life ambitions.

#279490Post 3 of 342004-10-12

^^^ I agree, but, they have tried the bits of "candy floss" on the sidelines, not cheerleaders of course, and that went no where. Plus they probably dont want anymore Joe Namath drunk molesting episodes, lol. I'd rather hear anything than Madden trying to spit out a fucking sentence, lol. Is he ever going to retire?

#279726Post 4 of 342004-10-13

[quote=unome";p="64812] I'd rather hear anything than Madden trying to spit out a fucking sentence, lol. Is he ever going to retire?[/quote]

Completely agree! If you ever get the chance check out a comedian named Frank Caliendo ([url]www.frankcaliendo.com[/url]). He does an impression of Madden that is just priceless! He also has free downloadable ring tones from his site in the voices of Madded, GW Bush, Sean Connery, Adam Sandler. The guy is great!

#279784Post 5 of 342004-10-13

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The reaming the Pack got was bad enough, but did someone actually say that? I watched until 8:00 left in the game and didn't hear it. I wish I'd have stayed around for that! That game is sorta like watching the Gators play these days!

#279790Post 6 of 342004-10-13

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[quote=ShaneLittle";p="65130]=That game is sorta like watching the Gators play these days![/quote]

Now c'mon at least the Gators lead until the 4th quarter...and then see fit to lose it! Next year...give it until next year when Zook's recruiting class will be older. I'm telling you there's a dynasty in the making.

#279796Post 7 of 342004-10-13

^^^ whatever helps you sleep at night mate

#279803Post 8 of 342004-10-13

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Don't get me wrong, they're good! They just need to be good the whole game, and hopefully Zook will last another year!! :RockOn:

[quote=skahound";p="65137][quote=ShaneLittle";p="65130]=That game is sorta like watching the Gators play these days![/quote]

Now c'mon at least the Gators lead until the 4th quarter...and then see fit to lose it! Next year...give it until next year when Zook's recruiting class will be older. I'm telling you there's a dynasty in the making.[/quote]

#279804Post 9 of 342004-10-13

Well i dont know what people expect.. they're all women. None of them know the first thing about sports. And I like John Madden... he knows his shit.

#279812Post 10 of 342004-10-13

[quote=unome";p="65143]^^^ whatever helps you sleep at night mate[/quote]

You know thinking of you is what helps me get through the night. Don't forget: Tampa is only an hour away. :Naughty: :LoveYou:

#279813Post 11 of 342004-10-13

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[quote=3d_1200";p="64807]the sideline reporters are absolutely worthless. never do they provide a bit of insight on the game that you have not already concluded for yourself. i would be much more receptive to worthless side line reporting [color=red]if they gave a mic to a cheerleeader [/color]from each team and told her to talk about her life ambitions.[/quote]

Isn't that what they have done?

#279816Post 12 of 342004-10-13

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[quote=skahound";p="65137][quote=ShaneLittle";p="65130]=That game is sorta like watching the Gators play these days![/quote]

Now c'mon at least the Gators lead until the 4th quarter...and then see fit to lose it! Next year...give it until next year when Zook's recruiting class will be older. I'm telling you there's a dynasty in the making.[/quote]

okay, so since I see a Gator crowd here, and I'm sure like me, Tommy Frazier and Nebraska tore your heart out several years back in the Fiesta Bowl.... this was fun.... So, I'm playing in a softball tournament in Lincoln, NE. Championship game vs. a team Tommy Frazier is on...he's playing really shallow in the outfield (he is lightning fast). I drive one over his head, burned him. Next time up, same thing, but goes over the fence. Rounding second base, I salute him with a full-arm-extended Gator chomp...people in the bleachers booed me! haha! I went to talk to him after, and he was kind of a dick. Well, anyway, score one (well, two) for Gator fan.

#279821Post 13 of 342004-10-13

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[quote=joeSeff";p="65165]anyway, score one (well, two) for Gator fan.[/quote]

Well, score three because Nebraska is the smellly crotch of the NCAA right now.

#279827Post 14 of 342004-10-13

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they lost 70-10 to Texas Tech this week :P

#279944Post 15 of 342004-10-13

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That's awesome!!!

[quote="joeSeff";p="65165"][quote="skahound";p="65137"][quote=ShaneLittle";p="65130]=That game is sorta like watching the Gators play these days![/quote]

Rounding second base, I salute him with a full-arm-extended Gator chomp...people in the bleachers booed me! haha!

#279945Post 16 of 342004-10-13

[quote=skahound";p="65161][quote=unome";p="65143]^^^ whatever helps you sleep at night mate[/quote]

You know thinking of you is what helps me get through the night. Don't forget: Tampa is only an hour away. :Naughty: :LoveYou:[/quote]

ok, now you're scaring me :shock:

#279946Post 17 of 342004-10-13

[quote=discojoe";p="65151]Well i dont know what people expect.. they're all women. None of them know the first thing about sports. And I like John Madden... he knows his shit.[/quote]

he may know his shit, but he has to be the most annoying person on telly. Stuttering and spitting all over him self. John, take your 5 legged turkey and shove it in your big incoherent pie hole! lol

#279948Post 18 of 342004-10-13

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Does everyone from London hate Madden? LOL!

#279955Post 19 of 342004-10-13

I wouldnt say I hate him, lol. Loathe, yes, Hate, no, lol.

#279958Post 20 of 342004-10-13

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I don't heard this,but this is very intresting.. :HolyShit: :WinkNSmi:

#279965Post 21 of 342004-10-13

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Ya know who I hate tho?! Is the fuk from Scariest Police chases. Officer JOHN BUNNELL! All of his stupid little sentences like..."Cuz when you're a criminal on the run...there's just nowhere to go"(you have to actually use his voice on this one). He sucks.

#279971Post 22 of 342004-10-13

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[quote=ShaneLittle";p="65325]Ya know who I hate tho?! Is the fuk from Scariest Police chases. Officer JOHN BUNNELL! All of his stupid little sentences like..."Cuz when you're a criminal on the run...there's just nowhere to go"(you have to actually use his voice on this one). He sucks.[/quote]

I know EXACTLY what you mean... he is a twit

#279978Post 23 of 342004-10-13

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Ya know I was talking with a friend last night and it's rumored he's had a DUI in the recent past...funny, huh?!

"Because when you drink and drive.................................................................................................................................................................................you pay the price."

#279983Post 24 of 342004-10-13

Makes sense, if I was that idiot, I'd be an alcoholic too, or I wold just shoot myself.

I thnk it's funny how alot of those videos are from the 90's. Is there a certain time frame that has to pass before they can show these thngs I wonder.

#279986Post 25 of 342004-10-13

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Yeah probably an evidence thing.

#279990Post 26 of 342004-10-13

[quote=unome";p="64812] I'd rather hear anything than Madden trying to spit out a fucking sentence, lol. Is he ever going to retire?[/quote]

LOL. Does anyone remember that game a year or so ago where he was describing a running play using his telestrator to draw on the screen -- he drew an "A," a "B," and a "C" on the line where the running lanes/holes were, and then proclaimed:

"Then they ram it straight up the A-hole!!!!"

I about fell out of my chair. Classic Madden buffoonery!!!

#279993Post 27 of 342004-10-13

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Whaaaaaaaaat?! Bwahahahaha!

#279994Post 28 of 342004-10-13

<Madden> Well, yeah...you see...the team...the team that scores the most points...not the fewest points...but what a great ball-carrier Jamal Lewis is...he can score at will...and if he can do that...and the Ravens score the most points...then they'll win. But they have to score the most points.

<Al Michaels> Good point John.

#280001Post 29 of 342004-10-13

That's crazy! While I was reading I could hear his voice the whole time!!!

[quote=skahound";p="65358]<Madden> Well, yeah...you see...the team...the team that scores the most points...not the fewest points...but what a great ball-carrier Jamal Lewis is...he can score at will...and if he can do that...and the Ravens score the most points...then they'll win. But they have to score the most points.

<Al Michaels> Good point John.[/quote]

#280006Post 30 of 342004-10-13

[quote=skahound";p="65358]<Madden> Well, yeah...you see...the team...the team that scores the most points...not the fewest points...but what a great ball-carrier Jamal Lewis is...he can score at will...and if he can do that...and the Ravens score the most points...then they'll win. But they have to score the most points.

<Al Michaels> Good point John.[/quote]

that is a perfect madden rant... and the fact that he wants to have sex with brett favre.. christ, he loves that guy. and "the thing".. if you want to win the thing, you need to.. mumble mumble mumble.. hey look, there's a pigeon on the field, any way, brett favre is my friend, and when you run the thing... it's a whole different thing.

Did you guys see that Thanksgiving game, i think it was at Dallas a few years back, when he circled a fucking pigeon on the telestrator?

#280009Post 31 of 342004-10-13

I remember that!!!

#280013Post 32 of 342004-10-13

Call me a conspiracy theorist but I think Madden is really Bryant Gumble in disguise.

#280017Post 33 of 342004-10-13

[quote=skahound";p="65378]Call me a conspiracy theorist but I think Madden is really Bryant Gumble in disguise.[/quote]

it's possible, I mean, they are both white. :mrgreen:

#280046Post 34 of 342004-10-13

[quote=unome";p="65382] it's possible, I mean, they are both white. :mrgreen:[/quote]

:ROFLMAO:

Music madethis place,we just kept itgoing...

last night on monday night football