Mike Tyson is such a douchebag. No really, he is. The moment I'm smoking coke, suppress my crazyness with Zoloft and will be unable to roll my own joints, I'm doing society a favor by jumping off the next bridge I come across. The moment I'm mistaking a cop for my priest and confess the above, I'm jumping in front of a truck...
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