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my confrontation with barry bonds

17 durable postsStarted 2006-05-01Latest 2006-05-02
#27393Post 1 of 17

i have been sharing this story with almost everyone ive see. First off as an oakland a's fan i can tell all of you that i dont like the san francisco giants and i especially dont like barry bonds. but anyways, yesterday my buddy had some free tickets to the giants dbacks games so a few of us went and got compelety shit face at the game. the game sucked accept the triple that former a's eric byrnes hit late in the game of course.

so after the game we take our time to get back to the car still drunk as fuck and burnt to a crisp from siting in the sun for 3 hours and off to a bbq in the marina. we are driving back from the game we see some deutch in a silver hummer all tinted and all chromed out. (i think most of us on this board can agree that most people who drive hummers are really really lame.) So the bright people we are, we speed up next to him in our explorer squeezed him in his lane and drunkinly cut him off. at the next light the hummer pulls up next to us my buddy spits his dip on to hummers tires and the tinned window rolled down. a high pitched voice slowly and stearnly says "do you have a problem or something?" And of course its none other then barry bonds staring at us with his little blue tooth head set sticking out of his fat head. its was quite the surreal moment. none of use could say anything, we had know idea what to say, what could you say, its that one guy that just passed babe ruth in the all time rbi list about an hour before. but the best part of the whole exprience was what my buddy, the big giants fan who was driving the car said back to barry. all that came out of his mouth and any of our mouths for that matter was " I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS YOU?!!!!" it was by far the funnest thing that i have experinced in quite a long time.

barrryyyyyy, iii ddiidddnntt know iittt was youuuuu!!!

#623576Post 2 of 17

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:lol:

#623579Post 3 of 17

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You're friends with someone who does dip?

#623582Post 4 of 17

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i would have mooned him and imitated a needle injection in my ass. that would have been nice. and if he was stupid enough to go after you, you could end his career personally and receive tons of donatins via the web site you make declaring you were the one who did it. i can vouch for a few million yanks fans who are pretty pissed about him passing babe.

#623589Post 5 of 17

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seriouly though he could have taken all four of us down that mother fucker is huge, yea we all wish we had said something funny to him, "barry, you got any cream" "fuck you barry" "i will kill your family barry" but like i said we were all dead silent

#623591Post 6 of 17

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oh yea i forgot the giants fan who was driving flicked him off whill passing him as well, I diNdndt knowWownww it wass yoUuuUUU!!

#623699Post 7 of 17

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Barry Bonds = Douchebag

End of story.

#623700Post 8 of 17

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hahahahha... good story. i would have told him he's guilty.

#623719Post 9 of 17

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[IMG]http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00234/Barry_Bonds_234178c.jpg[/IMG]

#623755Post 10 of 17

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haha.

nice one.

#623794Post 11 of 17

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pretty decked out vehicle

#623795Post 12 of 17

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You should have gotten his autograph on a syringe and auction it off on ebay.

#623802Post 13 of 17

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i should have puked in his face is what i should have done

#623823Post 14 of 17

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or gotten out an taken a piss at one of his silver rims.

#623831Post 15 of 17

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Best story I've heard in awhile.

#624129Post 16 of 17

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[quote=Yao]or gotten out an taken a piss at one of his silver rims.[/quote]

well my buddy spat his chew at his rims that was good close enough for me

#624201Post 17 of 17

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^^lol

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