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ESPN's NFL "All-Weed" Team

24 durable postsStarted 2004-08-04Latest 2004-08-09
#2610Post 1 of 24

Yes!! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

[url]http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/040802[/url]

:Blazed: :Blazed: :Blazed:

#231856Post 2 of 24

Funny Stuff. Everyone likes getting high.

#231862Post 3 of 24

Re:: ESPN's NFL "All-Weed" Team

Offensive line: Nate Newton, formerly of the Dallas Cowboys and Carolina Panthers. Six-time Pro Bowl guard retired after the 1999 season.

Despite being 42-years old and out of the game for four years, Newton receives an All-Weed Team spot. In fact, we'll name him a co-captain, along with Ricky Williams, since he was once busted driving around with 213 pounds of marijuana in his van. That's right -- pounds, not ounces. While his No. 1 job on the All-Weed Team will be clearing holes for Williams and Lewis, a close second will be supplying his teammates with some of his primo product.

Awesome dude :RockOn: :Blazed: :Blazed: :Blazed:

#231875Post 4 of 24

Re:: ESPN's NFL "All-Weed" Team

Cowboys and Carolina Panthers. Six-time Pro Bowl guard retired after the 1999 season.

Despite being 42-years old and out of the game for four years, Newton receives an All-Weed Team spot. In fact, we'll name him a co-captain, along with Ricky Williams, since he was once busted driving around with [b]213 pounds of marijuana[/b] in his van. That's right -- pounds, not ounces. While his No. 1 job on the All-Weed Team will be clearing holes for Williams and Lewis, a close second will be supplying his teammates with some of his primo product.

:shock: :RockOn:

#231888Post 5 of 24

Re:: ESPN's NFL "All-Weed" Team

Where are all the peruvians? :wink:

#231897Post 6 of 24

weed smoking...............a sport for the manly man.......................oh yeah and the williams sisters.........i think they are men too

#231906Post 7 of 24

Re:: ESPN's NFL "All-Weed" Team

:lol: I partied with OJ Santiago in college 8) also not mention is William "smokes" Green from the Browns but I am glad they mentioned "Bong" Morris :mrgreen:

#231909Post 8 of 24

rofl funny stuff wouldnt they be to stonned to even play hehe

#231917Post 9 of 24

LV-8 you owe me a coke.

#231933Post 10 of 24

funny article, and actually a good, interesting read. thankyou for the link :D

#231949Post 11 of 24

[quote=HoneyBearKelly]LV-8 you owe me a coke.[/quote]

Kelly, Coke isn't healthy for you.

What you need is a nice glass of L ( V-8 ) :Naughty:

#231952Post 12 of 24

High and Jock Itch. Perfect combo. :lol:

#231980Post 13 of 24

Re:: ESPN's NFL "All-Weed" Team

good stuff made me laugh here at work

#231986Post 14 of 24

Re:: ESPN's NFL "All-Weed" Team

That article is 1) fucking hilarious and 2) sadly true.....

If only a small number of players actually get caught then there are probably hundreds of NFL players smokin' up.

#231990Post 15 of 24

Hahaha....this article is way too funny

#231995Post 16 of 24

Re:: ESPN's NFL "All-Weed" Team

quincy carter gets released from the cowboys for testing positive for coke. lol

stupid players know their going to be tested but still do this. idiots. lol

#232090Post 17 of 24

i liked nate newtons highlights. caught with 213 pounds of bud. now what reason could an NFL player need that much bud for? was he selling it to make a profit? doubtful considering his payroll from the cowboys is quite exceptional. he was probably just bringing it to his house to throw it in a huge freezer to store it and smnoke up his old teenage buddies. and his knees probably hurt to so its all medicinal baby!!

Go Pot!!

#232166Post 18 of 24

[quote=TheOutsider]rofl funny stuff wouldnt they be to stonned to even play hehe[/quote]No not really. I ran my best times in the 100 & 300 meter hurdles while high. I guess it was because I felt loose and didn't feel that lactic acid burn in the legs. PLayed basketball very well high but never tried it with football. It's the breakfast of champions :Bingo:

#232168Post 19 of 24

I want to be in the All-Weed team too. I love marijuana.

#234150Post 20 of 24

One smokin? team

What if testing positive for marijuana wasn't a violation of the NFL's substance abuse policy? In fact, what if possessing marijuana wasn't even against the law in the United States? I found myself pondering these issues last week, after both Ricky Williams and Bam Morris made cannabis-related news.

Ricky Williams figured the grass would be greener in retirement. Would Williams have retired if he could keep smoking marijuana? Would Morris, who just completed a five-year prison sentence, have played on if six pounds of marijuana hadn't been found in his trunk back in 1996?

And would a team of potheads -- led by the backfield of Williams and Morris -- be able to beat any team in football?

I found myself asking all of these questions.

And, no, I wasn't high at the time.

#234151Post 21 of 24

did you steal that off of espn? :shock: i think there was a thread about this already, but i am too lazy to use the search function :P

#234153Post 22 of 24

your answer is no... although some people may accel in sports when they are high, the majority of people are very clumsy. if i am going to do something in an "altered state" i have to concentrate super hard in order to be successful. my mind just strays off as do most other people's when they are puffin the magic dragon. they are going to confuse plays, not be on stride and fuck up all the time and laugh about it.... or at least "giggle" about it. also, chances are if it IS legalized, these nfl "heroes" would be puffin waaaay more and probably not keep up their endurance opposed to someone that is dedicated.

in short, they'd get their asses clobbered.

#234156Post 23 of 24

i agree with that. i get clobbered at madden when i'm stoned. :P

i throw twice as many interceptions, half as many completions, my running game sucks ass, and i cant kick a field goal from more than 40 yards. normally im pretty decent at that game :P

what! video games arent real life? :shock: :P (i know, but im just using an example)

#234162Post 24 of 24

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