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dang

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:shock: indeed

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ball hog + rapist = ?

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This Just In.........

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[quote=peloquin]ball hog + rapist = ?[/quote]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Nice job by the Raptors D.... "Hey! who's that number 8 dude? He's got 70 points... maybe we should shut him down!" Sorry, but the NBA sucks... I'd rather watch soccer (and for those of you who know me... THAT"S saying something), womens college basketball or jab a rusty nail in my eye before I watch a bunch of fuckwit, "where's my street cred?" pro basketball players....

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I don't really like the NBA, and therefore don't watch it. However...regardless of what i think about the NBA, kobe, the lakers, ball hogging, etc etc..

81 points is fucking INSANE no matter how you slice it.

He dropped 55 in the second half alone. :O

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[quote=Jibgolly]This Just In.........

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:selfish:

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yea the nba is lame but i dont think i could shoot 81 points in one sitting playing buy my self thats 40 layups...

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NBA is boring...thats the only sport i cant watch.

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You guys are crazy! The NBA is only filled with great atheletes with the best characters around! They would never let anyone play that was a rapist, killer, drug addict or might have an attitude problem!:Puke Pon:

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[quote=DJJEFFJONES]You guys are crazy! The NBA is only filled with great atheletes with the best characters around! They would never let anyone play that was a rapist, killer, drug addict or might have an attitude problem!:Puke Pon:[/quote]

Artest lover.......:lol:

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^^^ Now there is a class act! :shock:

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NBA kicks ass. Kobe Bryant kicks ass and likes to do girls in the ass.

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kobe bryant is a motherfucking beast. respect to him. Prob. the 4th best player in the nba ever. Lebron James will be passing him up tho, watch out for that.

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Hey! Christ returns to the NBA!

After a four-year hiatus from basketball, Jesus Christ returned to the NBA last night, playing with his former team, the Atlanta Hawks. Christ, who quit the sport in May 2001 to focus on spreading His message of universal love and compassion, made His triumphant return last night against the Bulls, just in time for Easter Sunday. The return of Christ, who averaged 18.2 points and 7.3 assists per game during his 7-year NBA career, has excited success-hungry Hawks fans, who are calling Him the team's "Savior."

Said Atlanta resident and devout Christian Jeff Voorhees, "Jesus is Lord."

Christ's decision to return to the Hawks surprised insiders, considering for years the Nazareth native had been crucified by the Atlanta press. Ever since He was drafted third overall out of Texas A&M in 1994, Christ has been labeled "too passive and forgiving" to ever lead the Hawks to the promised land. Christ, however, has decided to turn the other cheek.

"I forgive Atlanta Journal-Constitution sportswriter Stan Sheridan," Christ said. "He knows not what he writes."

The closest Christ came to signing with another team came in December, when He spent 40 days and 40 nights in the desert with Detroit Pistons coach Flip Saunders. After consulting His father, God, Christ decided to turn down the Pistons' offer of 30 gold pieces.

"Get thee behind me, Coach Saunders," Christ reportedly said.

Though some say the media led Christ to quit basketball, many contend He quit after being betrayed by teammate Dikembe Mutombo during a 2000 Celtics-Hawks playoff game. With three seconds left and the Hawks trailing by one, Christ was wide open underneath the basket for an easy lay-up. Instead of passing to Christ, Mutombo took a wild shot from three-point range, missing the net completely. After the game, a visibly upset Christ stretched out His arms and said, "Dikembe Mutombo, why hast thou forsaken me?"

Despite the controversies, Hawks teammates and personnel are excited to have Christ back.

Forward Al Harrington, just one of the many Hawks players who claims to have a personal relationship with Christ, said, "He's taught me so much, like how to love your enemies as yourself, to pray for those who hurt you, and when to pass up the three in favor of a higher percentage shot."

Fans also eagerly await the return of Christ's "Ascension Dunk," a crowd favorite. In the patented dunk, Christ leaps His less-than-league-average 24-inch vertical, then miraculously ascends toward Heaven, floating in mid-air just long enough to stuff the ball. An accompanying angelic choir momentarily stuns His defenders as the ball comes crashing down on their heads. The move wowed audiences at NBA All-Star Slam-N-Jam dunk competitions for two years in a row.

A three-time NBA All-Star, Christ impressed team doctors during a brief, closed-door workout Friday, in which He displayed His still-sharp shooting skills, dribbling ability and overwhelming love for all mankind.

Team doctors also noted that in contrast to most players who take layoffs, Christ's body fat is just 3 percent, even lower than when He was playing. Christ attributed the low figure to His recent food-free, 2,000-year out-of-body reign in His Father's Kingdom.

Meanwhile, the league made a special ruling regarding Christ's crown of thorns, deciding that He may wear the headpiece only so long as He does not "unwittingly anoint a player with the forgiving power of His Holy Blood."

Though Hawks fans seem certain Christ can help the team, some NBA experts question whether Jesus is the Answer.

"The healing power of His Holy Love may get the Hawks into the playoffs, but they can't ride it alone to the championship," NBA commentator Al Michaels said. "What they really need is a solid power forward who can fill the lane, someone like Rasheed Wallace."

Some analysts think that Christ's injuries, along with His added age, may slow Him down.

"Christ isn't going to be 32 forever, and, quite frankly, He hasn't been the same since the Romans drove holes into His hands and feet," NBA analyst and former coach Chuck Daly said. "A painful stigmata injury is difficult to overcome, and it may affect His shooting touch. Still, I'm pretty confident He can rise again.

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Derp

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why doesnt kobe just make his own team, i mean why even play on a team when you score 66% of the points? the point of a team is to play together and let everyone score etc.

fuck kobe, fuck the nba. let him have his own team, see how well eh does. he deserves it.

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I'm not a Kobe hater or lover, but 81 points is remarkable. With Lebron and T-Mac's teams fading, Kobe can make a strong case for being the best player in the NBA. Jordan never scored that much in one single game. It was the second most points in NBA history behind Wilt.

But, let's see the Lakers make the playoffs and do something.

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boy has talent. too bad he is a rapist.

nsah still should get the MVP though, he has his team in first without amare and has more assists and better defense than last year. he lost joe johnson and quentin richardson but somehow is making the new guys average MORE than Q and JJ did.

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I was talking with a friend at work and we agree that this is even more impressive than Wilt's 100 point game because the sport has changed so much since them. Still, as impressive an achievement as it is, it just shows how fucked the lakers are. Waiting around for Kobe to score 81 is not the way to win a championship. It is a TEAM game.

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still is no Jordan..

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i hate how they are bringing up wilt

wilt had 20 more. without a 3 pointer available. also, with less free throws.

still though its historic. very historic.

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kobe is an incredible scorer. probably the best clutch player i've ever seen and that includes jordan.

wilt was about a foot taller than anybody else when he played. simply put, he could just dominate when he wanted to. what kobe did is just as impressive.

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and he may be a cheater, but not a rapist. come on. that chick had jizz from 15 different guys in her cooch during her visit.

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maybe she said YES to the 14 but NO to kobe. whatya say to that? huh? HUH? =rapist

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ball hog

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[quote=anonin]kobe bryant is a motherfucking beast. respect to him. Prob. the 4th best player in the nba ever. Lebron James will be passing him up tho, watch out for that.[/quote]

i doubt Lebron will ever score 80+ in a game though :|

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n o your right.. Lebron will score 60 points with 30 assists and 25 rebounds.

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That is just amazing. Talk about a one man show. When you can score the majority of your teams total points that is just nuts. That is just like when jordan first started out and would score 50-60 points a game and his team would lose.

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[quote=runningman]n o your right.. Lebron will score 60 points with 30 assists and 25 rebounds.[/quote]

:lol: true dat :D