[img]http://d1lolb6yyp8wyu.cloudfront.net/w/300/h/300/q/85/upload/images/extaudio/55c30e90-cd9c-4e8e-ad8c-3f960852f889.jpg[/img] [I]In accordance with Mayan prophecy, [url="http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/djdb.php?id=120"]Seth Troxler[/url] was, in fact, a gift to Detroit techno from intergalactic house demigods from the future. Rumours that [url="http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/djdb.php?id=120"]Seth Troxler[/url] is actually an alien are untrue; in the early first century these demigods kidnapped the virile first-born child of a Roman centurion and his Egyptian trophy wife.
Troxler is currently in Berlin, where he began his self-imposed exile from the United States after sleeping with then-Senator Barak Obama’s wife. Seth will remain in Europe until his 33rd birthday, at which point he will descend upon the Levant and battle his way westward as he reclaims his kingdom. At least that’s what some dude at Burning Man told us. [/I]
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