Re: you know what's astonishing?
Meanwhile back at Silverstein Towers
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Hi this is Larry
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Hi Larry we have your order and we are working on it right now
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Sorry Expro Man we need to hurry the order up. We have a bit of barbeque going on down here and I’m worried my shed will fall into next doors garden.
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Are next door in the garden right now Larry?
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No they have evacuated on account of my barbeque, there is no one next door and the shed is empty.
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Well Larry when would you like it done by?
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I need it done by the end of the day as I really don’t want the barbeque fucking up my next door neighbour’s garden, even though they are not home.
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Well Larry this is all well and good but have you checked with your insurance to check if it’s OK for Express Controlled Demolition to come in and demolish the shed.
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That’s a good point Expro Man I will get right on it
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So Just so we are clear on this, you want a couple of my men to come down and enter a burning building, with dynamite in their pockets, drill plant some explosives in the walls and demolish a skyscraper in the midst of the biggest terrorist attack in history?
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Yes Expro Man that is what I want
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It’s a good job we are only one block away from World Trade 7 otherwise you mite have to wait until tomorrow.
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Thanks Expro Man one other thing, can you get the job done before Dinner time as I’ve already told the media the job will be done today.
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No worries Larry my men already have the dynamite in their pockets and are entering the burning building now
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Thanks Expro Man you are the best
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My pleasure Mr Silverstien
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No the pleasure is all mine, but don’t forget, don’t blow the building until I’ve sorted out my insurance