[ms] · Est. May 2002
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[QUOTE=bobjuice;806928]I've just opened a bar, well sort of anyway. I put a cash box near my fridge and charge myself £3.00 every time i get a beer out. (Said beer is from the supermarket @ about 70p a can.) At the end of the month i have to pay my supplier (which is me of course :D) and the rest is clear profit. My only real overheads are keeping my fridge running - i'm going to be rich.[/QUOTE]
this is a great idea :roflmao:
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It's the end of the world as we know it.
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Network marketing
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[B]It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum![/B]
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[url]http://www.photoshelter.com/c/lucianread[/url]
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Mangina
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stench trench telecommunications inc.
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Pump & dump
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[QUOTE=Huggie Smiles;807357][B]It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum![/B][/QUOTE]
I've got balls of steel I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck
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^I heard that during "fight or flight", it is very difficult to pass urine and/or take a shit.
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Snapp'n necks & cash'n checks
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Wining and dining is in the air
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I was hugging the toilet last night.
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Wait a minute man Hey check this out man (tell it) There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey) There was this blind man right(hey) He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?) He stopped he took a deep breath he said "Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" You like that shit man (that was pretty good) Hey man I got a gang of that shit man I tell you what my man on the guitar, Hey fool on the drums. Everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha fuckin' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)
Say Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need We can go to the park after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. so roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems ridin high as hell flyin through palmdale skating on dantty rims. so roll roll the eighty three cadillac coupe devill if the tapes or my cds just dont sell i bet my cadi will.
well it was just sundown in a small white town we call it east side palmdale. when the afroman went through the white land houses when up for sale. well i was standing on the corner sellin rap cds when i met a little girl named jane. i let her ride in my cadi cause i didnt know my dady was the leader of the kun klux klan. we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fucken afro. we fucked to the left and we fucked to the right she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. so i thought to myself sheba sheba got my ass lookin like a zebra put on my clothes and i was on my way till her daddy showed up in a chevrolete. so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting with a two by four. he beat me to the left beat me two the right the motha fucka wouped my ass all night but i aint mad at her prejudice dad thats the best damn pussy i eva had. so i grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of whine and ima fuck that bitch just one more time.
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i met this lady in hollywood she had green hair but damn she looked good i took her to my house cause she was fine but she wooped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
i met this girl from japan Never made love with an African I fucked her once I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed at stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties too So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii Lips where breakfast Pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch
Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me I came in her mouth it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
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I met Dolly (pardon) Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennessy That country music really drove me crazy But I rode that ass and said yes Ms. Daisy
I met this lady in Oklahoma Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina Fucked her til she turned to a white Albina
Fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho She just ran across the border of Mexico Fine young thing said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married but I cant afford it I know I'm a cry when she get deported
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Have you ever went over a girl's house to fuck But the pussy just ain't no good I mean you gettin' upset because you can't get her wet Plus you in the wrong neighborhood So you try to play it off and eat the pussy But it take her so long to cum Then a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend And he asks you where you from So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain You start talkin' real fast But he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife So he start beatin' on you ass Now your clothes all muddy Your nose all bloody Your dick was hard but now its soft You thought you had a girl to rock your world Now you still gotta go jack off
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Shrimp fried rice
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^^ yummy
work sucks
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^Hey illustrious preeeettttttty random dude!
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Good times. That is all.
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new cologne = :)
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I wish you were here......
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Pink Floyd vs Incubus
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]Thanks for your patience.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[QUOTE=dusk;807883]Pink Floyd vs Incubus[/QUOTE]
pink floyd!
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dying here
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mmmm...live boompty sets
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^^^ yes big boooomty boom sets all the way baby :D
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Psst...Robert De Niro's Waiting
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Wonder what terrorbush was gonna ask next ? :shock:
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[QUOTE=bobjuice;808330]Wonder what terrorbush was gonna ask next ? :shock:[/QUOTE]
Nothing hes in the red
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^Just when Runningman thought he had a comrade :roflmao:
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[I]Tony Blair will not seek another big international job after being rejected for the new post of "President of Europe"
[/I]^ Thank fuck for that[I] - [/I]wanker!
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[QUOTE=bobjuice;808432][I]Tony Blair will not seek another big international job after being rejected for the new post of "President of Europe"
[/I]^ Thank fuck for that[I] - [/I]wanker![/QUOTE]
I hear ye ;)
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^Haha to the whole page!
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[URL="http://www.moviewavs.com/0085412111/WAVS/Movies/Step_Brothers/intheballs.wav"]lol[/URL]
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Professor Chris Idzikowski, director of the UK Sleep Assessment and Advisory Service analysed six common sleeping positions - and found that each is linked to a particular personality type.
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What your sleeping position says about you ...
[B]Foetus[/B] Those who curl up in the foetus position are described as tough on the outside but sensitive at heart. They may be shy when they first meet somebody, but soon relax. This is the most common sleeping position, adopted by 41% of the 1,000 people who took part in the survey. More than twice as many women as men tend to adopt this position.
[B]Log[/B] Lying on your side with both arms down by your side. These sleepers are easy going, social people who like being part of the in-crowd, and who are trusting of strangers. However, they may be gullible.
[B]Yearner[/B] People who sleep on their side with both arms out in front are said to have an open nature, but can be suspicious, cynical. They are slow to make up their minds, but once they have taken a decision, they are unlikely ever to change it.
[B]Soldier[/B] Lying on your back with both arms pinned to your sides. People who sleep in this position are generally quiet and reserved. They don't like a fuss, but set themselves and others high standards.
[B]Freefall[/B] Lying on your front with your hands around the pillow, and your head turned to one side. Often gregarious and brash people, but can be nervy and thin-skinned underneath, and don't like criticism, or extreme situations.
[B]Starfish[/B] Lying on your back with both arms up around the pillow. These sleepers make good friends because they are always ready to listen to others, and offer help when needed. They generally don't like to be the centre of attention.
The research also found that most people are unlikely to change their sleeping position. Just 5% said they sleep in a different position every night.
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I do all of those !! :lol:
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^I also go to sleep in a couple of those but wake up in the same one each morning for the most part.
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[QUOTE=DIDI;809195]I do all of those !! :lol:[/QUOTE]
:shock:
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[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keg_stand"]kegstand x5 [/URL]
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I´ve been sleeping like sh*t since 10 days ago... I wake up like 3 times per night... I look like a zombie right now