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I finally found out why nobody seems lo like me: because I'm a moronic asshole with no skills.

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bienvenuto di assozione della unskilled assholes.

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:lol:

Who you gonna call? Unskilled Assholes!!

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What about the self esteem ???

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Who you gonna call? Unskilled Assholes!![/QUOTE]

Motto: we'll fuck it up first time, everytime, and blame you for it!

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[QUOTE=unkle;1077342]What about the self esteem ???[/QUOTE]

+1: love yourself before others will or can.

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[SIZE=2][FONT=arial][LEFT]withhold of your seemingly limitless reservoir of[/LEFT] [/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=arial][SIZE=3][SIZE=3][LEFT][/LEFT] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][FONT=Minion-Regular][FONT=Minion-Regular][LEFT][/LEFT] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=arial]bodily and facial gestures. [/FONT][/SIZE]

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[QUOTE=nick007;1076931]Gym at 5 this morning - am not a morning person at all[/QUOTE]

even after having children and being in the military? damn you [I]really[/I] must not be a morning person :lol:. good work btw

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if I played baseball professionally my batting theme song would be audion: mouth to mouth.

Last night Bandits downed Perth 8-5.

In football Brisbane 1:0 up at half time vs west sydney.

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[QUOTE=floridaorange;1077395]even after having children and being in the military? damn you [I]really[/I] must not be a morning person :lol:. good work btw[/QUOTE] This explains everything.

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^Yah man, my son broke me of not being a morning person. Now I can wake up at 4am ... but staying in top shape physically I have found is the key to waking up early without being in pain.

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In 1800, the typical American woman had seven to 10 children.

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[video=youtube;shdCBxLRH9Y]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shdCBxLRH9Y[/video]

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boiled peanuts are truly awesome, especially if they are spicy

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Hmf, first time in all my years on this board that I didn't get a bday thread. Poop!

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^Never had one. My BD is tomorrow, btw.

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Good to know! ; )

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[SIZE=2]Long, long live Chairman Mao!" [/SIZE][SIZE=3][/SIZE]

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[QUOTE=chanty;1077515]Good to know! ; )[/QUOTE]

*Not true :wink:.

I have [I]never[/I] had a HB thread, mostly because everyone here hates me.

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Not true, everybody loves you Sbandoboy, well, I do. :D

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we gonna make that patagonia trip happen racoonboy, we will...have a good birthday....t'iamooo

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gooo san frann

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It's not my BD, it's in June, I won't probably see the next one.

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That's really awesome! You're getting bdays wishes after falsely stating it's your bday tomorrow and I get squat! Thanks very much MS.

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Actually, I shouldn't say "squat". Some thoughtful members messaged me and posted on my FB wall. So thank you to them!

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Sometimes he would get flaming angry at me for speaking the truth to him.

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Seriously, Happy Birfday, man.

I troll about my birthday on a regular basis. With the "former porn actor story" is a mainstay of my trolling skits.

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Happy birthday captain fugazi of the lizard kingdom.

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Thanks! : )

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Female spider monkeys and lemurs also have exceptionally large clitorises. The spotted hyena of Africa has a clitoris so large that it looks exactly like the male hyena's penis.

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^You telling ME.

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everyone pm a pic of your wiener to lorenza for her birthday.

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hahah

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[QUOTE=Illuminate;1077475]This explains everything.[/QUOTE]

OOOOOOO really???

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[SIZE=2][FONT=Minion-Regular][FONT=Minion-Regular][LEFT]The time of our story is any time, theplace anyplace where human hearts respond[/LEFT] [/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Minion-Regular][SIZE=3][FONT=Minion-Regular][SIZE=3][LEFT][/LEFT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][FONT=Minion-Regular][FONT=Minion-Regular]to love and hate, pity and terror. [/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE]

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just another freak, in the freak kingdom.

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[SIZE=2][FONT=CharisSIL][FONT=CharisSIL][LEFT]in a world obsessed with freedom, there are few voices left that ever dare to[/LEFT][/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=CharisSIL][SIZE=5][FONT=CharisSIL][SIZE=5][SIZE=2]exhort us to act well.[/SIZE] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]

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I've become a cross between tom green's characters in road trip & freddy got fingered.

what a joke.

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:lol:

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Every new day is like an insult. I don't want to stay here any longer.