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tragedy

5 durable postsStarted 2008-10-31Latest 2008-10-31
#61675Post 1 of 5

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'

'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says Little Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'


in b4 racist accusations

#1110489Post 2 of 5

Re: tragedy

lol.

big fan of this one

""" saint peter is standing at the gates of heaven, and a middle aged black man walks up. saint peter asks "and who are you?" the man responds "im barak obama, the president of the USA".

saint peter ponders for a moment and asks " president of the USA? i didnt realize they had a black man as president. when did this happen?"

the man looks up, with a sad, frustrated look and says "about 15 minutes ago"

#1110496Post 3 of 5

Re: tragedy

[quote=thesightless;670614]lol.

big fan of this one

""" saint peter is standing at the gates of heaven, and a middle aged black man walks up. saint peter asks "and who are you?" the man responds "im barak obama, the president of the USA".

saint peter ponders for a moment and asks " president of the USA? i didnt realize they had a black man as president. when did this happen?"

the man looks up, with a sad, frustrated look and says "about 15 minutes ago"[/quote]

haha that one's always a winner

btw you're a fuckin racist prick

#1110500Post 4 of 5

Re: tragedy

considering i have african american family and friends, i doubt it.

#1110506Post 5 of 5

Re: tragedy

[quote=thesightless;670626]considering i have african american family and friends, i doubt it.[/quote]

i have black friends (some or not african-american), but yet i'm still called racist.

btw some of the best 'racist' jokes i know are from my black friends

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