Collection of convention attendee craigslist ads -- doubt the one cited here is legit, but is prolly the best of the bunch:
[url]http://wonkette.com/402449/a-childrens-treasury-of-republican-m4m-ads-in-minneapolis-st-paul#more-402449[/url]
[QUOTE]Seeking Pig Bottom Republican for a Good Pounding - 33 (St. Paul) Date: 2008-08-29, 9:25AM CDT
Welcome to the Twin Cities, GOP!
After 8 years of taking a hard pounding from you guys in Washington, it’s time to return the favor!
I’m looking for a Republican delegate to take for a ride like Bush & Co. have been doing to our country since they took office.
Here’s the scene: I come to your hotel room, you’re wearing nothing but your convention credentials. You blow me while I berate you for ruining our economy. Then I flip you over and slam your ass like Hurricane Gustav is gonna do to your news coverage. Then I pull out and cum on your face and you learn the real meaning of Trickle Down Theory.
ME: 6′4″, 220, Blonde & Blue, hairy, with a 9″ uncut viking cock
YOU: Pig Bottom Republican[/QUOTE]