OK, ignore the substance of this for a moment because that's not what this post is about. As far as I can tell, though, this dude is pitching this straight and this isn't supposed to be some sort of satirical piece or something. With that out of the way, I'll just let W. McSpeedy and his video speak for themselves:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueSX5cLaigo[/YOUTUBE]

Yep, if you're looking to have a serious discussion about privatization of social security, what better way to do it than dressed as [URL="http://wonkette.com/401642/darth-turtle-would-like-to-speak-to-you"]Darth Moneyturtle[/URL]?