[B][B][U][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]OBAMA AT THE GATE OF HEAVEN[/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][/B]
[SIZE=4]St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to[/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=#800000][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][SIZE=4]enter 'Heaven.
He asks the next one in line[/SIZE][FONT=Terminal][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][FONT=Terminal]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=#800000][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][SIZE=4] 'So, who are you, and what did you do on Earth?'
The fellow says[/SIZE][FONT=Terminal][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][FONT=Terminal]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4] 'I'm Barack Obama, and I was the first black person to be elected[/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=#800000][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][SIZE=4]President of the United States.'
St. Peter says[/SIZE][FONT=Terminal][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][FONT=Terminal]:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]'The U.S.? A black President? You gotta be kidding me![/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=#800000][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][SIZE=4]When did this happen?'
And Obama replies:[/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode][COLOR=#800000][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4] 'About twenty minutes ago...' [/SIZE][/FONT]