Someone e-mailed this to me earlier, and I found it mildly amusing. Thought I would share. ;)
[quote] [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Where are all of the Hollywood celebrities holding telethons asking for help in restoring Iowa and helping the folks affected by the floods?[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Where is all the media asking the tough questions about why the federal government hasn't solved the problem? Asking where the FEMA trucks (and trailers) are?[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Why isn't the Federal Government relocating Iowa people to free hotels in Chicago?[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]When will Spike Lee say that the Federal Government blew up the levees that failed in Des Moines?[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Where are Sean Penn and the Dixie Chicks?[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Where are all the looters stealing high-end tennis shoes and big screen television sets?[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]When will we hear Governor Chet Culver say that he wants to rebuild a 'vanilla' Iowa, because that's the way God wants it?[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Where is the hysterical 24/7 media coverage complete with reports of cannibalism?[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Where are the people declaring that George Bush hates white, rural people?[/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]How come in 2 weeks, you will never hear about the Iowa flooding ever again?[/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT][/SIZE][/quote]