my god, it's just deadly watching television right now. I have to take a moment to gripe about these commercials... It doesn't matter which political party it is. Every single damn commercial always sounds like this:
"BILL is good. Bill was sent from our heavenly father to give selflessly of himself so that we all might have eternal life." (scenes of Bill holding babies and helping old people across the street)
"BOB.. is evil personified. Bob stabs kittens in his free time and wants to molest your child and rape all of your family members." (black and white picture of Bob looking like he's passing gas)
"BILL is smart and has figured out the solution to our problems is to fix them. He thinks our kids should learn, everyone should be wealthy, and that crime is a bad idea. He's the first to ever figure out these revolutionary ideas." (scenes of Bill deep in thought and pointing to a flip chart that says "make things better, not worse")
"BOB is mentally retarded and thinks every day is opposite day. He hates it when the economy grows. He wants us to rake all of our money into a big pile and set it on fire." (scene of Bob running into a door)
And this is supposed to make me want to go out and vote???? fuck...