Letterman's Top Ten List: Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11":
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That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing
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It oversimplified the way I stole the election
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Too many of them fancy college-boy words
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If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported
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Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger
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Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true
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Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe
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Where the hell was Spider-man?
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Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth
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I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball