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Does Chris even know that Barack Obama arrived on this planet on a shooting star? Probably not.

It's unlikely that Chris Wallace has ever even been in the presence of this peaceful genius from Asia.

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He hasn't said anything about healthcare? LulZ. I thought everyone in America who loves Social Security and Medicare said that paying a dollar for the poor bastard down the street who can't afford it is UN AMERICAN!

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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;1004997]He hasn't said anything about healthcare? LulZ. I thought everyone in America who loves Social Security and Medicare said that paying a dollar for the poor bastard down the street who can't afford it is UN AMERICAN![/QUOTE]

We should be so lucky that Obama has blessed our nation with his Healthcare plans. He could have very well aided foreign lands with this legislative perfection, like when he financially assisted Brazil's development of its offshore oil drilling. But that of course misses the larger genius of when he pushed to ban American development of oil drilling so that we could one day further help ourselves by paying Brazil for the oil we need. A masterstroke of brilliance if there ever was a standard by which we could detect masterstrokes of brilliance.

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black jesus has failed us all. you first of all. you have your ticket for the breadline yet? also have you shaved your left arm yet? identification numbers are coming by feb.

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I recall the day when I appointed a professional artist to sketch His face into my very own flesh. And I insisted that he use permanent ink. It was painful to receive this flesh-art, but it would have been more painful to not have my skin blessed with his face.

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You have him confused with another black man. Mike Tyson. It's easy to do.

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Once you go blOBAMAck, you never go back.

They will never see the truth Mariner. We should keep trying though, it's kinda fun to see their reactions. :CrackUp:"black Jesus" :CrackUp:

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To confuse Barack Obama with another individual of equal or lesser skin color is actionable as there is persuasive authority on such matters: [url]http://www.theblaze.com/stories/was-a-5th-grader-kicked-out-of-his-elementary-school-for-saying-a-local-newscaster-resembles-barack-obama/[/url]

Be careful on who you confuse with who, fellow subject.

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Can I get a Stone Cold "hell yeah" that there will be this kind of bitching halfway thru the term of the next prez when he is elected if the world isn't saved? if not then it's all hypocritical.

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To suggest the world isn't saved is to implicate the notion that Barack Obama is fallible. Young padawan, you have much to learn about the infallibility of Barack Obama. If things get better, it is specifically because Barack Obama's iron will commands it. And, if things get worse, it is because Barack Obama's iron will commands it -- but remember: if things seem worse, it is your perception that is tainted. And it is tainted because you lack the magnificent intelligence required to understand why He has made things as they are.

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thanks for ignoring the question. hence you are pissed that we aint at a 1 trillion surplus 3 years in. hence why you have no idea how the real world currently works.

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I can't wait for the next white man to come save us all.

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Barack Obama (Peace Be Upon Him) is not only half-white, but has lived a life of luxury and privilege only white people are permitted to enjoy. Indubitably, he has already granted your wish of a white man saving us all before you even determined this was your wish. That's the kind of power you don't see every day.

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You really do have the blinders on since you think he be a good olde whiteboy...

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I heard, once, that being white is now considered a faux-pas. Have you heard the same? I must revisit the Federal Church archives to see if this is indeed true.

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Ok, just checked. Being white is in fact considered in modern times to be a faux-pas. However, if you are half white and half black, this is not a faux pas.

Good thing Obama is half-white, half-black, and half-rainbow.

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It's so funny Res thinks we don't like him because he's black. Oh, excuse me.... a black man created in a white woman's womb.

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I really dont give a shite about the black thing, it is a a joke...The real joke is you honestly think one person can change the entire state of the usa by himself? hence if you do he must be jesus. because if you have any basis in reality of how caught up in bullshit the usa is in getting anything done you know you cant ever pin it on one persons failure, so stop blaming one person for not fixing the world because it is just silly.

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[QUOTE=clintlove;1005046]It's so funny Res thinks we don't like him because he's black. Oh, excuse me.... a black man created in a white woman's womb.[/QUOTE]

That's the theory at least until He reveals how it actually happened. Until then, we must, and should, accept that he floated into her womb by way of shooting star -- the immaculate impregnation of His pre-chosen mortal maternal earth-guardian with a celestial gift from cosmic beings of similar aptitude and demeanor. It is rumored that a great, wise turtle was involved as well.

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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;1005048]I really dont give a shite about the black thing, it is a a joke...The real joke is you honestly think one person can change the entire state of the usa by himself? hence if you do he must be jesus. because if you have any basis in reality of how caught up in bullshit the usa is in getting anything done you know you cant ever pin it on one persons failure, so stop blaming one person for not fixing the world because it is just silly.[/QUOTE]

It is a ridiculous notion to think that Barack Obama's iron will has changed nothing since we selected His majestic wisdom to High Federal Church Office. That's sillytalk. Barack Obama has indeed changed the entire state of the USA by Hisself. Those who disagree with His Path are plainly unintelligent - for only those few with perfected credentials are capable of understanding that everything He accomplishes (and ignores) is for the better of us all.

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Those who are pissed that Black Jesus hasn't resurrected the economy in two years will continue to talk in metaphor until the next One is born and elevated to Office. The process with then begin again.

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It's not just him Res, he and Dems had complete control of the House and Senate for the first 2 years he was in office. I will now phrase his name as "Obama and the Democrats". Hmmmm....... Kinda sounds like "Josie and the Pussycats".

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I'm wondering why nothing changed? Not a singularity right? How about everyone in Washington should be fired and replaced with people who can't be bought. Hence no outside money should be involved in public service...

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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;1005054]Those who are pissed that Black Jesus hasn't resurrected the economy in two years will continue to talk in metaphor until the next One is born and elevated to Office. The process with then begin again.[/QUOTE]

Again, more sillytalk.

Barack Obama has not only resurrected a heretofore dead economy, he has raised it up on the wings of Eagles.

Make no mistake, Barack Obama could resurrect the American economy in two years if He chose to do so. In fact, He did. And He did it in under two years. He could have done it even sooner but He chose not do. His ways are mysterious and no man should seek to understand them.

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You love jerkin it to dreams that The One Who Shall Not Be Named And Who Is Not Neo can save Us All From Death? Not sure how this crazy talk came about. Maybe you are part of the problem? If one singularity can't fix us, then fuck it, we can't compromise on shit, and fuck trying to compromise with anything else.

Hence the current state we are in. Hence why the US looks like a bunch of childish dumbfucks to the rest of the world. Guess thats what we get for being populated by us idiots. Tea Party FTW.

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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;1005063]You love jerkin it to dreams that The One Who Shall Not Be Named And Who Is Not Neo can save Us All From Death? Not sure how this crazy talk came about. Maybe you are part of the problem? If one singularity can't fix us, then fuck it, we can't compromise on shit, and fuck trying to compromise with anything else.

Hence the current state we are in. Hence why the US looks like a bunch of childish dumbfucks to the rest of the world. Guess thats what we get for being populated by us idiots. Tea Party FTW.[/QUOTE]

It is unwise to compromise. We are in the state we are in because we have compromised. Instead, full authority must be returned to Barack Obama so that he may settle upon our fiscal budgets and how much tithing American subjects need to provide to the Federal Church.

Do not worry about how the rest of the world views us. We have Barack Obama. We are better off because of him. We are the beacon of light in their dark world, the flame of which is Barack Obama. Being perfect is not about being popular or likeable, but with Barack Obama at our helm, we are perfect, popular, and likeable.

Those who think less of us are simply not intelligent enough to understand our high level of intelligence and high degree of superiority.

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Mariner, you are killing me softly.

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Mutual masturbation about the failings of Black Jesus? Makes sense.

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Obama hates black people. Even the NBA ended under Obama. Putting a million blacks out of work.

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:lol:

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in after runningman!