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The Puppet Fucks Up Again

59 durable postsStarted 2011-11-20Latest 2011-11-21
#110599Post 1 of 59

Hawaii is now a part of Asia:

[video=youtube;i8G-NX4-W3I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8G-NX4-W3I[/video]

Where were you born again, usurper? Asia now?

#1567355Post 2 of 59

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I think your thread title is out of line. .. you are obviously pissed off at something; hope you get whatever [I]it[/I] is sorted out.

#1567361Post 3 of 59

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so wait, let me see if i get this straight...Obama admits to being born on a foreign continent? LMAO

This idiot-in-chief....too much lulz.

but wait, he's only competent in race laws, so it's no surprise that he'd fuck up unrelated things like geography. and the economy. lulz

#1567380Post 4 of 59

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black jesus still hasn't healed the world. 90 days should have been enough. what a fucking dick.

#1567381Post 5 of 59

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[video=youtube;BWf-eARnf6U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWf-eARnf6U[/video]

#1567382Post 6 of 59

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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;1004943]black jesus still hasn't healed the world. 90 days should have been enough. what a fucking dick.[/QUOTE]

90 days? how about 1241 days? would that be enough to do anything remotely right?

#1567383Post 7 of 59

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Of course it would. If this were China. Not sure if you knew, but one person in government can't hold all the power to do anything they want. I uh, think it was designed that way.

#1567398Post 8 of 59

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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;1004946]Not sure if you knew, but one person in government can't hold all the power to do anything they want. I uh, think it was designed that way.[/QUOTE]

Don't completely agree with you on this. One word: Nixon. Moreover, Pentagon Papers.

#1567403Post 9 of 59

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Well...you know what happened there right? :lol: Plus one person wasn't running that whole operation himself....

#1567408Post 10 of 59

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nice, he must not of had his teleprompters :)

Do you think I'll read about this on msnbc, yahoo, cnn, fox, or any other mainstream media outlet? nope...... It's not news when this guy makes a mistake. However it is when anyone who opposes him does something similar.

#1567410Post 11 of 59

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[url]http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/11/15/obama-mistakenly-refers-to-hawaii-as-asia-during-summit/[/url]

oops

#1567415Post 12 of 59

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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;1004975][URL]http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/11/15/obama-mistakenly-refers-to-hawaii-as-asia-during-summit/[/URL]

oops[/QUOTE]

so we can all agree that he's not even qualified for being president of the united states?

#1567417Post 13 of 59

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Are you RM's replacement for blatant ignorance?

A slip up during a speech during the APEC conf equals he's full retard? GTFO with the ignorance. Please forget Harvard, first black president of Harvard Law Review, oh and the little trick of getting elected the most powerful person in the world.

Ignorance = staggering.

#1567419Post 14 of 59

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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;1004983]Are you RM's replacement for blatant ignorance?

A slip up during a speech during the APEC conf equals he's full retard? GTFO with the ignorance. Please forget Harvard, first black president of Harvard Law Review, oh and the little trick of getting elected the most powerful person in the world.

Ignorance = staggering.[/QUOTE]

Does this Harvard grad consider Hawaii one of the 57 states?

The only trick he's ever pulled was convince your braindead carcass that he's uber-intelligent. Well, y'all can stop project all of your hopes and dreams on that blank slate because it's quite evidenced that he's is a miserable failure.

By the way, he's not the first black president. He's half-white. And anyways, Clinton was the first black president. Didn't you get the memo?

It's so hilarious to me that you think that because he is 1) black and 2) editor of the harvard law review that... HE HAS ANY FUCKING CLUE ABOUT THE WORLD AROUND HIM!

seriously amused at your dedication to this super-dee-duper-brilliant-intelligent-amazing-wizardly genius!

#1567422Post 15 of 59

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I'm really just lulzing because you keep holding him up to be Black Jesus. This is my whole fucking point. Since he inherited the USA in the worst fucking shape it has been since The Depression and since he didn't turn the USA into fucking Disneyland in 2 years he must be a total fucking idiot. Give me a break. You really can't be this blind. Or is it just that you wish someone could fix the fucked up state we are in with a wave of their hand, and no one else in the USA has to do shit differently? I mean that is the American way right?

"Fuck em, I love the USA and will do anything for it...if i don't have to change anything I do day to day."

#1567424Post 16 of 59

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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;1004990]I'm really just lulzing because you keep holding him up to be Black Jesus. This is my whole fucking point. Since he inherited the USA in the worst fucking shape it has been since The Depression and since he didn't turn the USA into fucking Disneyland in 2 years he must be a total fucking idiot. Give me a break. You really can't be this blind. Or is it just that you wish someone could fix the fucked up state we are in with a wave of their hand, and no one else in the USA has to do shit differently? I mean that is the American way right?

"Fuck em, I love the USA and will do anything for it...if i don't have to change anything I do day to day."[/QUOTE]

Barack Obama. The greatest, most intelligentest man ever to walk the face of the earth. But don't hold him to any standards, because that's not fair.

#1567425Post 17 of 59

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Thanks for ignoring my point. It must be true. FYI I'm starting a thread after the next election if we get a new prez within 48 hours of election night...on how big of a fuckup he is on not getting a 1 trillion surplus. He had 48 hours for fucks sake.

#1567439Post 18 of 59

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It is an indisputable fact -- indeed, it has been cited in dozens of academic journals that are [url="http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/djdb.php?id=368"]worthy[/url] of larger-than-zero carbon footprints -- that no man or woman is more qualified to act as president than Barack Obama. The very implication that one could possibly exist is baseless and morally disturbing.

#1567440Post 19 of 59

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black jesus. failed.

#1567443Post 20 of 59

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If you must call him by one of the appointed nicknames, the rules clearly state that it must be capitalized. Black Jesus is the proper form.

#1567444Post 21 of 59

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why u care so much about a piece-o-shit?

#1567460Post 22 of 59

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Are you aware there are some people who suffer from caring too much? One such individual happens to be Barack Obama. His care for everything on this planet makes Gaia blush.

#1567461Post 23 of 59

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fucking great tune

[video=youtube;t6OMqERztXA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6OMqERztXA[/video]

What plaything can you offer me today?

#1567465Post 24 of 59

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That song is merely a recording of Barack Obama's stomach after a hearty meal of ginger tofu. Naturally, He is paid royalties for this contribution for aural excellence.

#1567468Post 25 of 59

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y u no like jesus? you + reddit + ron paul's old balls + internet meme = salvation?

#1567470Post 26 of 59

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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;1005039]y u no like jesus? you + reddit + ron paul's old balls + internet meme = salvation?[/QUOTE]

Salvation.

Many wandering souls wonder what embodies salvation. Salvation, to me, is Barack Obama firmly gripping your hand, looking deeply into your eyes, and telekinetically communicating his love to every molecule in your body (as well as any neutrinos that are passing through you at that moment of eye-to-eye connection).

#1567471Post 27 of 59

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No wonder you don't like Jesus since he hasn't had time for that lately. Too busy sitting in the Black House trying to fuck over lazy white people to get back at us. I can't wait for the white man to come back to powa and save me from myself!

#1567472Post 28 of 59

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Obama was the one to promise changes to the "shit" state our country was in while campaigning for president. Who are we to hold him to his promises? This man was supposed to give American hope and make the necessary changes to repair our failing country. He said it, not us.

"I want you to hold me accountable." -Barack Obama

#1567473Post 29 of 59

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Sounds good...but hold accountable every other person involved and also the next president who doesnt change the world in a day.

#1567474Post 30 of 59

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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;1005044]Sounds good...but hold accountable every other person involved and also the next president who doesnt change the world in a day.[/QUOTE]

That's not likely. Barack Obama is extra-constitutional, so he could be president for life. If he wanted to and didn't have better things to do.

#1567478Post 31 of 59

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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;1005044]in a day.[/QUOTE]

1 day = 1241 days... Damn the fucker really has made changes around here. "slight audible golf clap"

#1567480Post 32 of 59

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10 years since bush fucked the us and introduced the usa to the nice debt we are in, plus the 2008 shitter which didn't happen because the evil foreigner took office. plz think about this kthx.

#1567484Post 33 of 59

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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;1005051]10 years since bush fucked the us and introduced the usa to the nice debt we are in, plus the 2008 shitter which didn't happen because the evil foreigner took office. plz think about this kthx.[/QUOTE]

It has been well over 10 years since Bush impermissibly copulated with the United States. In fact, it was his great great great great grandfather, George Washington Bush who was the original rapist of the then untainted lands. Had this nation not formed, there would be none to 'fuck', as it were. These lands have been occupied ever since.

Native Americans once foretold of a lightbringer who would return their lands back to the hands of the dozens of tribes scattered across this continent. Under this lightbringer, the evil white man will be banished from these lands or otherwise adopt themselves into tribal culture of living in eco-friendly tents and eating organic foods and indulging in the dances inspired by drum circles.

Oh how I pine for those days to come!

#1567487Post 34 of 59

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We on MS would love to fix the US, but don't ask any of us to actually give up or change anything. Hence the American way. Hence we can look forward to being broke for a long time. Going to be sweet!

#1567490Post 35 of 59

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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;1005058]We on MS would love to fix the US, but don't ask any of us to actually give up or change anything. Hence the American way. Hence we can look forward to being broke for a long time. Going to be sweet![/QUOTE]

Barack Obama thinks you're lazy. I, for one, agree with this wisdom. If Barack Obama wants us to hurt, we will hurt, and we will be thankful for the possibility of pain. Hence, tough love.

#1567491Post 36 of 59

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Maybe the Iron Ladys old vaj needs to come over here and throw down some hard ass VAT tax and then everyone can see what paying up is like.

#1567493Post 37 of 59

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[QUOTE=res0nat0r;1005062]Maybe the Iron Ladys old vaj needs to come over here and throw down some hard ass VAT tax and then everyone can see what paying up is like.[/QUOTE]

More sillytalk. The Iron Ladys (or any part of her genitalia) could never match the economic morality of even one pubic follicle on Barack Obama's life-bag.

#1567498Post 38 of 59

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LOL @ the Mariner comedy hour.

Florida, I am peeved that I had to find out about this FIRST through a COMMENTS section at dallasnews.com linking to youtube, and no media outlets bothered to report. Apparently, this guy is above reproach, even 3 years after he was ordained the savior of the earth. That is what's reflected in my thread title, and what should be the sobering reality that he is a puppet. I was just being blunt, but report if you feel it needs to be revised.

#1567500Post 39 of 59

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Maybe it isnt news except to conspiracy theorists? lulz.com.

#1567503Post 40 of 59

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^What's that? I can't hear you.

Here's a less offensive, slightly more politically correct title for the mods to employ: "The Alleged Puppet Proclaims To Have Been Born in Asia"

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