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G.I. JOE - the film

31 durable postsStarted 2008-01-18Latest 2009-08-14
#50139Post 1 of 31

New film with the only real heroes staring the likes of Siena Miller Rachel Nichols
Marlon Wayans

Should be interesting....I wanna see who plays the bold black guy that was my favorite. I think he's name was tank or something...

[URL]http://imdb.com/title/tt1046173/fullcredits#cast[/URL]

[IMG]http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0307/16/gijoe23.jpg[/IMG] Shame we'll have to wait till 2009.

#962363Post 2 of 31

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Lady Jane should be played by Crissy Moran. :roflmao:

#968045Post 3 of 31

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Oh hell yeah. All I knew when growing up was transformers, gi goe and mask. A gotta see for me.

#1033344Post 4 of 31

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[IMG]http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTI3MjkyOTEwMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTQwMjE3MQ@@._V1.SX266_SY400.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQwNTIzNTQyMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjQwMjE3MQ@@._V1.SX600_SY400.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTI4NjY4MzcyOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTQwMjE3MQ@@._V1.SX265_SY399.jpg[/IMG]

he looks like nick warren!!

#1033347Post 5 of 31

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#1157722Post 6 of 31

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update

[url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1046173/[/url]

go to images to see the new posters

#1157783Post 7 of 31

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G.I Joe is such a cool concept... that said, why are they are dressed in black body suits?

[quote]Stephen Sommers will direct (here's hoping he reigns in the CG), from a script by Stuart Beattie. The story is set at Brussels-based GIJOE, an acronym for the Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity, and revolves around an international co-ed force of operatives who use high-tech equipment to battle Cobra, an evil org headed by a Scottish arms dealer. --Real Movie News 11/20/07

This has since changed due to overwhelimg negative response from fans and even servicemen.

GiJoe is once again "A real american hero", not an international UN type organization according to Hasbro-

[URL]http://www.hasbro.com/gijoe/default.cfm?page=News/Item&newsid=F285F255-D56F-E112-46FAEBF95750D7E9[/URL]

Now all is back to what GI Joe should be and will hopefully remain! [/quote][URL]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1046173/synopsis[/URL] lol!

#1157867Post 8 of 31

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[quote=Shpira;704425]G.I Joe is such a cool concept... that said, why are they are dressed in black body suits? [/quote]

Because they're ripping off Metal Gear Solid. They should've stuck to the original designs and make this a campy action film that everyone can watch for nostalgia and a good laugh. But this will probably have some some sort pseudo-serious anti-terrorist undertones and some fail attempt at credibility.

Or maybe there's hope for something fun yet:

[IMG]http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/gijoecharacters.jpg[/IMG]

:lol::lol::lol:

#1157903Post 9 of 31

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lol

#1159051Post 10 of 31

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Haha, I still have this Mask party kit thing somewhere. Don't know why?

Anyway this movie will suck big donkey balls.

#1159098Post 11 of 31

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[quote=beanzncheez;561843]Lady Jane should be played by Crissy Moran. :roflmao:[/quote]

Nice... so I just a search for Crissy Moran because I had never heard of her. It definitely looks like she's had experience in film.......... :lol:

I'm sure she'd do just great.

#1159200Post 12 of 31

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Do want to see this.

Lmao, shouldn't have sold all my old GI - Joe action figures. Damn it.

#1159381Post 13 of 31

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The trailer looks good

#1159810Post 14 of 31

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will there be a weather changing device operated by destro? holy shit, i hope so!! i actually saw the dvd of the old GI Joe movie from back in the day last week when shopping for movies. was quite impressed.

#1175769Post 15 of 31

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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqpz2qRwrcI[/YOUTUBE]

#1216364Post 16 of 31

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new trailer is out

[url]http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/gijoeriseofcobra/[/url]

#1216367Post 17 of 31

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so sick. i saw a trailer during the star trek previews. looks fun.

#1216381Post 18 of 31

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hmmm

#1216388Post 19 of 31

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from the director of the mummy *click

#1216531Post 20 of 31

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^hehe i agree with that. those movies and brendan frasier suck.

#1216727Post 21 of 31

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[QUOTE=Shpira;747905]hmmm[/QUOTE]

lol, no longer into this movie?

#1216743Post 22 of 31

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[quote=res0nat0r;748074]^hehe i agree with that. those movies and brendan frasier suck.[/quote]

LOL so true. i had to be super stoned out of my mind to sit through [I]journey to the center of the earth[/I]. that shit was bogus!

#1216806Post 23 of 31

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^no way am i ever wasting any of my life hours with that crap.

#1216828Post 24 of 31

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Those suits look pretty lame, like Halo rip-offs. I'd probably watch this on the TV to check out the action and effects, but not worth a cinema ticket. Snake Eyes used to be my favourite character but he looks kinda tacky in the trailer.

#1217710Post 25 of 31

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[quote=feather;748419]Those suits look pretty lame, like Halo rip-offs. I'd probably watch this on the TV to check out the action and effects, but not worth a cinema ticket. Snake Eyes used to be my favourite character but he looks kinda tacky in the trailer.[/quote]

Exactly...they are trying to make it all just too sci fi and I am afraid that in the process they ruined the whole thing. Yeah I am not really into this film anymore. I wanted to see all the characters I played with when I was a kid...not a mix between James Bond and X men.

#1217726Post 26 of 31

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I enjoyed the trailer on big screen... so lets see how this pans out. looks like the action will be good maybe not so on the story line.

#1217832Post 27 of 31

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they should have stick to the original look of the characters rather than updating the costumes

#1218025Post 28 of 31

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Man, when that 3-part harmony [I]"GI Joe is there"[/I] kicks in I fee like I'm 5 again :shock::lol: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAK2hbr_Fwk[/youtube]

#1221120Post 29 of 31

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marlon wayans in a movie like this is a huge red flag, almost as big as their pride in having the director of the mummy.

#1221161Post 30 of 31

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^:roflmao:

#1257921Post 31 of 31

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Saw this last night with a mate of mine. Not sure why, rather than write their own script, they just decided to re-make Team America minus the irony.

This is just crying out for a You Tube mash up - with the Joes flying round in their plane with "America - F*** YEAH!!!" playing over the top!

They did get over the Snake Eyes / Storm Shadow stuff quite well though. The fact it was directed by the guy who did The Mummy probably explains why it was so bad. In fact, if I'd known he'd directed it I probably would have avoided it.

As for Christopher Eccleston - all I can say is at least he wasn't as bad as in "Gone In 60 Seconds" :lol:

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